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A common misconception about the Porno Switcheroo is that it is limited to visual mediums. While it is certainly true that the majority of Porno Switcheroos occur on VHS cassettes, ripped DVDs, and PowerPoint presentations, in fact, the Porno Switcheroo can be found all around us. It is in our home, in our cars, even in our offices. It is also in our charitable foundation telephone hotlines founded by NFL football players and advertised on the sides of cereal boxes.
I like when the woman complains about her daughter hearing the phone sex message at a FAMILY DINNER. Huh? Good family dinner. Just your closest loved ones and a box of novelty NFL cereal. “We should call this number, as soon as we are finished eating all this cereal.” I mean, it’s hard to make fun of someone for calling a number that they think is going to be to a charity hotline with the intention of probably donating money or even vaulable free time to alleviating the suffering of others, but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try! (To make fun of them!) STUPID CEREALHEADS. (Via BuzzFeed. Thanks for the tip, Matthew.)
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Gives new meaning to Frosted Flakes
Keep those Fruity Pebbles away from me.
It retains the original meaning of “honey nuts” and also of “hot, lonely MILF.”
Yeah, Count Chocula, amirite? Wait, I think I did that wrong. Erm…Frankenberry?
Silly monsters… Trix are (not) for kids.
It would have worked better on a box of Pop Tarts.
he WAS thinking of the children….
Best new party game – Porn Cereal Names.
Captain Carpet Munch
Porn Flakes
Or(gasm)eo Crunch
Kellogg’s Cornhole Pops
Peanut BUTTer Munch
S’mwhores
I can’t think of anything for Apple Jacks.
Of course, Apple Jacks is basically one already.
Apple Jack Off?
Count Cockula
Frosted Titty Wheats
Cheery Hos
Cinnamon Toast Munch
Quaker Instant Tits
The commercials for this product that I’m seeing in my brain are uproariously funny.
Cherryohhhhs
Sex Chex
Rape Fantasy Nuts
Boo, downvotes. But they do make porn about that.
Playboy Bunny Bunches of O’s
PReggo (don’t judge)
Müeslsex
Fucky Charms
This made me giggle out loud.
That’s the cereal’s slogan.
Orgasmically Delicious!
Dear huckabeast,
Please stop killing it (never stop killing it).
Trix
Special Lay
Spankenberry
Spankenfairy?
Cream of Wheat
Cream of meat?
Golden Shower Grahams (gross)
Alpha-Male-Bits
Cocky Crisp
Crispricks
Crunchy Muff Cornflakes
Crispdix
Crispixxx
*puts bowl of Crispix down, walks away*
Reese’s Pieces
Reese’s Feces (Ew, dude, scat jokes? Yeah, I know).
Queerios (gay people need porn too!)
Body Buddies:
http://www.fuzzymemories.tv/screen.php?c=2485
NSFWheaties
Count Cockula
Nookie Crisp
Pimp Smacks
Basic Foreplay
I would just like to say that I fully support breakfast for dinner. There is not a thing wrong with it.
These off-brand bran flakes just got a lot more exciting.
Golden Shower Grahams
Damnit, I accidentally stole this! Can you ever forgive me?
Of course I will, Sit On My Face(breakfast)taco. You were born to play this game. (I just realised how important syntax is writing that).
I once tried to call a phone sex line and ended up voting for David Artuleta instead (that’s a person, right?)
At least you didn’t end up having phone sex with him
That’s my locoal news! Cincinnati holllaaaaaa
local, even!
Your news has good news reporting!
Oakley in the house!
I already had two boxes when the story broke. It’s a little fishy they were made in Pittsburgh…
513!
Cincy monsters represent!
When I was 9, I wrote a letter to Kelloggs because, despite their marketing campaign stating otherwise, Crispix did not, in fact, stay crunchy in milk. Quite the opposite actually, it seemed to get soggier than other cereals. They wrote me back a really patronizing letter stating how they disagreed with me. I’m still pissed about this.
AGREED. I wish I could give you one upvote for every year this marketing LIE has bothered me. You would have SO MANY UPVOTES.
This is the truth. I’m about to blow the lid off of the whole Crispix scandal. If I never comment here again ,it’s because I got too deep and they’ve chopped me up and put me into Soylent O’s.
You can’t disagree with a FACT, Crispix!
Crispix = The Slobodan Milosevic of cereals
also, Manana Nut Munch
Poppin’ Cherry-ohs
Broken Hym-ini Wheats
The real # wasn’t printed on the side of the box because, according to the 1:47 mark in this clip, the actual Feed the Children hotline is about 19 digits long.
is it a coincidence that the company is based in pittsburgh? and that the steelers and the begals hate each other?
It’s because beagles hunt steelers.
ST – you’re subtle avatar movement is always timelyriffic
During a FAMILY DINNER, guys! If it was during a lunch with close friends that’d be something altogether, but dinner??
If only the phone number had misdirected the little girl to a recording of “Never Gonna Give You Up” …
Some people prefer the WMOAT, some people prefer YCMIU, I myself love the porno switcheroo.
Also child please, kiss the baby, Ocho totally set this up like that.