Fall has fallen! Just kidding. Los Angeles experienced the hottest day in the history of days this week, and New York is a balmy 77 degrees. Also: other cities in other states with temperatures. Nevertheless, this week marks the autumnal equinox, and you know what that means! BOBBING FOR APPLES. Haha. What if we all had to bob for apples all the time? What a nightmare. Even once is a nightmare. Guess what, bin full of water and apples, I’m a fucking adult and don’t willingly submit to ritual public humiliation, so that is why you just got kicked over.

Besides: I’ve got a better game. #AutumnMovies. Let me show you how the pros play:

    Psychorn
    Half-Raked
    Mulled Cider House Rules
    The Sweaterminator
    Daylight Savings Timecop

Have fun. Stay warm.

Comments (250)
  1. Silence of the Yams.

  2. I Am Samhain

  3. Daylight (Savings Time)
    Fall Back To The Future

  4. Children of the Candy Corn

  5. Children of the Cornucopia.

  6. Boyz in the Hoodie

  7. Pumpkin Patch Adams.

  8. No White Shoes for Old Men

  9. Boyz n the Hoodies

  10. hey, look at me, it’s fall 2010 and I’m Still Here

  11. October Sky. (Boo! Too easy!)

  12. Cornaanisqatsi

  13. Thank You for Smoking the Turkey

  14. Sunshine Leaving

  15. The (Scare)Crow

  16. Tango & Pashmina

  17. FALLing Down

  18. Mo’ Sweater Blues

  19. The Pemmican Brief

  20. I Know What You Did Last: Summer

  21. Gone With The Windy
    The Maltese Fallcon
    The Rustler
    The Darker Knight
    The Silence Of The Garlic-Roasted Lambs

  22. Deciduous Game

  23. Halloween.

    Um, that’s probably too obvious. Sorry, guys.

  24. Winter’s Weight

  25. Leafed for Dead

  26. Rakers (w/ TI & Paul Walker)

  27. Indian Summer In The Cupboard

  28. I Yam Legend

  29. Tardy to the party, but:
    Back to Old School
    (Am I a plagiarist commentator? Please say no.)

  30. Prince of Burrrrsia

  31. Futurama: Into the Wild Red Brown Orange Yonder

  32. Gone with the wind breaker

  33. Lock, Stock & Two Combine Harvesters

  34. The Social Pie Network*

    *I just really like pie. Does a social pie network exist? I would like some pie.

  35. I’m Gonna Eat You Turkey

  36. Maizing Arizona

  37. Gravy of the Fireflies (SO SAD!)

  38. M*A*S*H*E*D P*O*T*A*T*O*E*S

  39. Pumpkin Seed of Chucky
    James and the Giant Pumpkin
    Green Jack-O’-Lantern

  40. Opportunity Equinox.

  41. the lion, the witch and the wardrobe (full of sweaters)

  42. Hanging Decorative Bats Begins

  43. Wal*Mart: Fall Shop

  44. Wet Hot American Summer 2: Wet Hot American Fall

  45. Fall-E

  46. Salòween

  47. The discreet charm of the BOOrgeoisie

  48. Fall street
    Fall street II

  49. The brave little GHOSTer

  50. Benny & October

  51. Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Leaf Piles

  52. Gosford Parka

  53. Kindergarten Cornucopia

  54. The Corn Identity (Supremacy? Ultimatum?)

  55. House of Leaves and Fog

  56. (Autumn is) Coming to America

  57. Autumn

  58. I like Autumn movies because it’s entertaining and it’s story some different from other movies.
    Acai Reduce

  59. Fear and Warm Cloathing in Las Vegas

  60. ‘Training Day’
    Starring Michael Vick

  61. Falltanic

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