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Fall has fallen! Just kidding. Los Angeles experienced the hottest day in the history of days this week, and New York is a balmy 77 degrees. Also: other cities in other states with temperatures. Nevertheless, this week marks the autumnal equinox, and you know what that means! BOBBING FOR APPLES. Haha. What if we all had to bob for apples all the time? What a nightmare. Even once is a nightmare. Guess what, bin full of water and apples, I’m a fucking adult and don’t willingly submit to ritual public humiliation, so that is why you just got kicked over.
Besides: I’ve got a better game. #AutumnMovies. Let me show you how the pros play:
- • Psychorn
• Half-Raked
• Mulled Cider House Rules
• The Sweaterminator
• Daylight Savings Timecop
Have fun. Stay warm.
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Silence of the Yams.
I Am Samhain
Daylight (Savings Time)
Fall Back To The Future
Children of the Candy Corn
I think you and I may be sharing a brain.
Children of the Cornucopia.
Boyz in the Hoodie
awww shoot. beat me to it.
Pumpkin Patch Adams.
The Fall
No White Shoes for Old Men
Boyz n the Hoodies
hey, look at me, it’s fall 2010 and I’m Still Here
October Sky. (Boo! Too easy!)
Cornaanisqatsi
Thank You for Smoking the Turkey
Thank You For Raking
“Michael Jordan plays ball, Charles Manson kills people. I rake leaves. Everyone has a talent.”
Sunshine Leaving
The (Scare)Crow
Tango & Pashmina
FALLing Down
Mo’ Sweater Blues
The Pemmican Brief
I feel like my entire education was all leading up to this pemmican pun. Sad story, yes or yes? #historygum
I Know What You Did Last: Summer
excellent, sir, excellent
Gone With The Windy
The Maltese Fallcon
The Rustler
The Darker Knight
The Silence Of The Garlic-Roasted Lambs
You people are heartless and fickle with your upvotes, The Rustler took me at least 45 seconds…
I gave you some upvotes, and not just because I sort of accidently stole one from you.
Deciduous Game
Halloween.
Um, that’s probably too obvious. Sorry, guys.
Winter’s Weight
Leafed for Dead
LeafBlow
Rakers (w/ TI & Paul Walker)
Easy Hayrider
Indian Summer In The Cupboard
I Yam Legend
Tardy to the party, but:
Back to Old School
(Am I a plagiarist commentator? Please say no.)
Nope! (I am grossly tardy to this party)
Prince of Burrrrsia
Futurama: Into the Wild Red Brown Orange Yonder
Gone with the wind breaker
Lock, Stock & Two Combine Harvesters
The Social Pie Network*
*I just really like pie. Does a social pie network exist? I would like some pie.
I’m Gonna Eat You Turkey
Maizing Arizona
Gravy of the Fireflies (SO SAD!)
M*A*S*H*E*D P*O*T*A*T*O*E*S
You have earned the million upvotes that my heart has to give.
Pumpkin Seed of Chucky
James and the Giant Pumpkin
Green Jack-O’-Lantern
Opportunity Equinox.
the lion, the witch and the wardrobe (full of sweaters)
Jesus Christ Sweater Star
Hanging Decorative Bats Begins
Dark Night (at 5 pm)
Thats basically a piggyback of what I just said but I’ll still upvote ya!
Wal*Mart: Fall Shop
Wet Hot American Summer 2: Wet Hot American Fall
Fall-E
Salòween
Omg FALLò
The discreet charm of the BOOrgeoisie
Fall street
Fall street II
The brave little GHOSTer
The Brave Little Marshmallow Toaster
Parka Room
Benny & October
Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Leaf Piles
Gosford Parka
Kindergarten Cornucopia
The Corn Identity (Supremacy? Ultimatum?)
Corn On The Fourth Of July?
That’s a little too summery for my taste.
House of Leaves and Fog
(Autumn is) Coming to America
Autumn
like Juno, but her name is Autumn
I like Autumn movies because it’s entertaining and it’s story some different from other movies.
Acai Reduce
Fear and Warm Cloathing in Las Vegas
‘Training Day’
Starring Michael Vick
Yamelie
Falltanic