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STREETS IS STOPPED LAUGHING AND STARTED TALKING! Seriously, though, more Internet celebrities should make it clear that they are functioning with autism. This whole No Autismo thing is just holding people back from achieving their dreams. What up, Ronald Jenkees! If YouTube was willing to go so far as to create a Vuvuzela mute button during the World Cup, surely they can add a button to every video that lets you know whether or not the person you are laughing at (I MEAN WITH) has autism. Or is that what this is? (DING DONG!) (50 Tyson break-out single here.)
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On first reading the title to this article, I assumed that 50 Cent and Mike Tyson had adopted a child together, and were helping it to pursue a career in the music industry
After watching that, I’m not entirely sure that you were wrong…
1. Mash Up the Names of two of the Hardest Dudes. þ
2. Get a Beat
3. ????????
4. Profit
Name Mashups are the Shit. It worked For Marilyn Manson and Englebert Humperdink.
þ Nullus
I ain’t gonna lie man, my name is Notsewfast Winwood
It’s probably all those vaccinations he got.
–Rev. Dr. Jenny McCarthy, medical expert
I didn’t catch his name, what was it again, 40 Ali I think
Don’t blame yourself. I don’t think he was being entirely truthful.
Congratulations to 50 Tyson for being far more successful at running the rap game than I will ever hope to be. You are the Mozart to my Salieri.
“I ain’t gonna lie man, That was God laughing at me. Through that obscene giggle.”
Don’t get down on yourself, Mans. The streets is watching you.
Let’s just hope this video encourages Steve Winwood to come clean with a list of his various mental disabilities.
I wish he would lie and not tell us he’s 50 Tyson.
I ain’t gonna lie, man. My name is Wesley Willis.
He’s still far more intelligent and well-spoken than Renee Elmers.
I’m just hoping at some point, Lil’ Wayne owns up to his retardation. Come on, dawg. Streets already know.
I didn’t even see FaceTaco’s post. PLAGIARIST COMMENT! STREETS IS WATCHIN! WE GOT DIRT ON YOU, DOGGIE!
- Someone who has heard maybe 2 Lil Wayne songs.
-Someone who hasn’t ever had to listen to “Rebirth”
Fine, would Ron Browz be better for you?
Yeah, Ron Browz works. Just not my Weezy.
Dear 50 Tyson,
I mean, congrats for overcoming the autism and making this song and video, but I’m afraid it’s just not very good, we’ll have to pass on signing you.
Sincerely,
The Recording Industry
50 Tyson has 99 problems, all of them autism related.
The other people wearing the shirt “I’m not gonna lie, I’m 50 Tyson”…are definitely lying?
Reassuring people that you tell the truth on matters and immediately like identifying yourself are two very admirable, friendly things. It’s also not anywhere near proper subject matter for a 6+ minute music video.
I’m gonna put out a rap record as Biggie Marciano.
“Two weeks ago, I flew myself to Twin City, Minnesota.” – Jordan Tower
Twin Cities represent! Oh wait, no… Don’t represent, 50 Tyson. Leave it to someone else.