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Haha. Your boyfriend definitely looks like he got waylaid on the way to the laundromat (where he was gong to throw himself into the machine) by the most sarcastic anti-pope protest rally ever. “What are you guys in line for?” $10 says there is sauce or jam somewhere on his body. Also, that girl’s sign might as well say “NOT!” at the end, right? Right. Good sign. Even the pope is like “good sign.” Anyway, let’s pretend your boyfriend had a sign. WHAT WOULD THAT SIGN SAY? Admittedly, this photo went around a week ago, but the captions you are about to write for it are OF THE MOMENT.
The winning caption will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, where the pope holds NO SWAY.
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I’d like to in her nuendo, IYKWIMAITYD.
I’d like to ris her que, IYKWIMAITYD.
I’d like to sexual her pun, IYKWIMAITYD.
No YOU give it a rest.
This is perfect, since Gabe mentions that the guy may have gotten “way laid”.
I’ll show myself out.
Oh, I had a great time at the protest. It was pre-tty, pre-tty, pre-tty good.
This is my favorite.
That being said, I could do without all the people wearing sweaters wrapped around their waist.
Aw dammit, there’s no point in me even trying because you already won.
Just a reminder all of those within an earshot of Chicagoland, come to VG Mon2ter Karaoke: 2 Drunk 2 Furious. We would love to see all of you sing your hearts out, or sit and drink quietly. Your choice.
RSVP here: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=149918491703073
I want to go so, so badly, and this poster is just making that feeling more intense.
Chicago monsters have a very active real world social life!
I have been meaning to get one of those.
I’m going, and this poster is making me want to brush up on my cover of “Werewolf Bar Mitzvah”
Dear Fox,
Thank you for cancelling Arrested Development and robbing the world of hundreds of hilarious references including terribly inaccurate chicken impersonations.
Just kidding, please bring it back!
(COK-CA-CAWW!! CHA-CHEE-CHA!!!)
Nice beard, but her sign has to go.
Dear Pope, I love it when you do bad things.
PSYCHE, friend!!!
Love, Steve Winwood
DAMN IT, I SNOOZE I LOSE!
The sign says that on the back.
She’s pretty…pissed off about the Pope, am I right??
Ah, at 6:11 you are one minute late (see my comment below) so now you are the plagiarist commentator LOL
And if he did the above “Psyche”-themed poster, then he would be a plagiarist poster-maker.
It’s the CIRCLE OF LIFE!!!
One more:
Dear Lady,
I give a care.
J/K!!!
Love, the Pope
Goodbye forever.
I can’t afford HBO, so I’ll have to wait until this protest is on DVD.
“Kssssssshhhhhhhhhhh”- HBO show
As a freshman in college I marathoned Sex and the City in like, 5 days (it was finals week, what else was I supposed to do). Now, whenever I hear that static sound, I automatically expect the first few bars of that SATC-theme song to follow it. #superinteresting
I am definitely going to the wrong block parties.
The Pope is a former Nazi Youth member, endorses pedophilia by allowing those priests who are found guilty of pedophilia to keep their positions of power, encourages the spread of HIV in Third World countries by spreading lies and abuses his power and wealth whilst using a tiny fraction of this funds he has available at his disposal for charity.
Am I doing this right?
You sir (ma’am?), are one of the best parts of the UK.
I am indeed a sir.
And I think I can confirm that I AM in fact doing this right.
Dude, you have no protest sign.
Yay thisismynightmare! You’re on your way to the Ball! Everyone upvote above!!!
YAY! Cakeordeath, you are too kind!
Pope: What’s the level of anger here? What am I dealing with?
Protester: Well, I’d have to say at least an 8.7.
Pope: 8.7? That’s not that bad. I thought it would be at least a 9.
Curb your eucharism
“Kyrieb Your Eleisonasm” (?)
Bonus for puns created with two different languages.
Also, Everyone is really nice here. Just throwing that out. As a conflicted member of the church of giant fuck-ups I had to hide from the internet when the Pope went scooting about.
Thoughtful, literate pisstaking is the best kind. Also photoshopping.
My favorite part of Curb is Leon Black
Sponsered by Zach Galifinakis
DAMN IT!!!!!!!!! I SNOOZE I LOSE!!!!!!!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!
Just not your thread, friend.
“Protest sign girl is pretty,” thinks Zach Galifianakis’ positive mental image of himself in the background.
Jinx.
destroyed forever
You’re sweet to say that.
Pope, come here for a second…
I kinda wish Steve Winwood’s head was photoshopped on her face. Why don’t I have Photoshop?!?!
Happy?
I am, yes. Thank you.
Close enough. Thanks fozzy!
Dear Pope,
Thanks for being such a soup Nazi?
Just kidding, you’re a REAL Nazi.
oops, question mark
Dear Pope Benedict XVI
Thank you for having creepy eyes.
JUST KIDDING PLEASE STOP
Guys, who shaved the Zach Galifianakis?
Holy crap. I hit submit and like 40 Zach Galifianakis jokes appeared before mine. I LOSE.
There’s still time to make some Joaquin Phoenix jokes, maybe?
Maybe some Ricky Gervais jokes? After all, this was in England.
A woman with a large vagina protests.
“Consider it curbed, dude.”
-The Pope
It’s not every day that you get to be affectionate around something German, it just doesn’t happen that often.
I know the sign this British lady is holding is kinda bad but it’s nothing compared to American signs
“Dear Mr. President
Thanks for providing health care for people who can’t afford it, getting us out of Iraq, making college more affordable for low income families, fighting for the religious rights of the country’s most demonized individuals, and fighting the racism and bigotry people who come to our country just looking to make a better life for their families face.
Just kidding, PLEASE STOP.”
-Tea Party
there’s some seriously awful design/punctuation going on in the first one. What should it be? The President deserves impeachment now? The current president deserves impeachment?
What does it say about our country that our television comedians are the voices of reason?
Actually, now that I type/read that:
USA #1, right?
People keep making the comparison, I continue to have no idea how Obama is like Charlie Chaplin.
I have to Pope.
win!
I had no idea they sold “Curb Your Enthusiasm” shirts at American Apparel.
What really surprised me was that someone who wears flannel would go to a rally.
“Say 10 Hail Marys, and 5 Our Fathers. You are absolved, my child.”
“Well, drink five Bloody Marys and you won’t remember.”
“Five Hail Marys and TWO Hello Dollys.”
Now that’s what I call proper penance for poking a badger with a spoon.
Guys, I appreciate the jokes, but come on… this is a great Curb reference. Season 2 finale… anyone?
#explainingyourjokesmakesthemfunny
“Read the shirt, mister!”
Sorry I Got nothing.
I dunno. I think this is something.
Is that a tickle or a pubic hair in my throat?
(sorry)
“Quaid… Quaid… Start the reactor. Free Mars…” -The Pope
Apparently I’m now captioning photos within the Captioning Contest thread. Who knew?
Ditto. I might as well caption my own photos (poorly) because I will never win WDYCI.
#truthgum
I believe in you, COD!
You have to believe in yourself, COD!
Pope has been practicing his smizing.
Pretty good. Pretty, prettyyy, prettyyyyyy good.
Rally hosted by passiveagressivenotes.com
“Sign lady. Hey sign lady. You know anything about changing a spare tire? Wanna help me change a spare tire here? No? I could use a little help. I need a little assistance…”
I already hate that effort and want to delete it.
Ha! Self-loathing, what a good reference.
Dear Concerned Lady,
Thank you for expressing your humanist secular views about my religion. Shouldn’t you be attending an Indigo Girls concert or cleaning a carpet?
Just kidding, PLEASE CONTINUE
da Pope
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The pope would probably concede that she looks kind of boyish ergo ipso facto he’d probably hit that
Your one of about 2 people here that get where I’m coming from Stevo. Thanks for joining me in the gutter.
YOUR grammatical deficiencies tell me YOU’RE a Professor Brainiac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have the proper grammar authorities been informed of my typo? You are going to report me aren’t you?
The pope was a grammar Nazi as child.
Inner Monologue of The Guy:
“Geez it is hot here. I want to take off this dumb addidas sweatshirt, but I dont want to hold it. Fuuuuuck. Okay I’m taking it off. Now what? Tie it around my waist? No, that’s totally gay dude. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, I hate holding this shit. Fine. I’ll tie it around my waist for a bit, I just hope nobody takes a pictu…….fuck.”
What celebrity does sign girl look like? Normally celebrity resemblance identification is my power but I got nothing on this little number
I was thinking if Ed Droste from Grizzly Bear were a bleached blonde lady. But that’s just me.
I also see Ed Droste
xeni jardin?
“Christ… what an asshole.”
tl;dr
downvotes for her sign being too long to read??? Come on Monstas, his sign would TOTALLY say that!
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do do do-do-do-do do dooo d-do d-dooo
d-do d d-d-d-d d dooo do do!
Dear Pope, thank you for allowing the spread of Groats Disease. Just kidding.
orrrr… Dear Pope, thanks for the Groats.
What do we want!?!
– This chick’s number!!
When do we want it!?!
– Now!
“She’s so hot and look at that great sign! Dude, remember, obey the shirt.”
http://noevilfreks.tumblr.com/post/1210903063/i-fixed-it
This would be even better.
Uhh are we done yet? The IT crowd is on IFC in a couple few.
Dudes sign would say “all that aside, where could I get one of those wicked cool hats?” or maybe “I’m with stupid <———-"