Haha. Your boyfriend definitely looks like he got waylaid on the way to the laundromat (where he was gong to throw himself into the machine) by the most sarcastic anti-pope protest rally ever. “What are you guys in line for?” $10 says there is sauce or jam somewhere on his body. Also, that girl’s sign might as well say “NOT!” at the end, right? Right. Good sign. Even the pope is like “good sign.” Anyway, let’s pretend your boyfriend had a sign. WHAT WOULD THAT SIGN SAY? Admittedly, this photo went around a week ago, but the captions you are about to write for it are OF THE MOMENT.
The winning caption will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball, where the pope holds NO SWAY.