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Huh? Oh, excuse me, I think I fell asleep after hearing the “Calm” ringtone. SO RELAXING! Now get out there and CLOSE THAT DEAL! (Thanks for the tip, Jane.)
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Call now to get the “Trendy” ringtone. Creepy smile not included.
She’s giving Gabe a run for his head-tilt-money.
Why is she moving so much? Is that trendy?
“Motion creates emotion.” -B’Fleck
“My left earring is so heavy, you’ve got no idea.”
“Gentlemen. Congratulations. We’ve successfully cloned Marcia Brady and grew her to term.” – Science
Soon they will sell the “Vibrate” ringtone. And then, the world will have collapsed on itself.
Cool knowing u guyz!
I just changed my ringtone to Don throwing up, so I’m all set.
“Italicized Sans-Serif Font Presents: Spider Mad Men”
We know that “nauseous” means to cause nausea not to feel it, right? Because grammar on the internet matters. (a million down votes coming…NOW)
One might argue that the ringtone itself brings about nausea and therefore is nauseous.
Another argument, my boss was standing two feet away from me, so I did it on the sly with apologies for any grammatical errors that might of occurred during submission.
You Decide!
You know that “google” means to look something up on the internet, right? Because that is a worthwhile thing to do.
Not according to Merriam-Webster: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nauseous
Actually, it means both causing and affected by nausea! TMYK, friend!
I want the rocking guitar music as my ringtone, but they don’t sell that.
Someone does. That bit of stock-rock is also the intro music to Autocar youtube videos.
http://www.youtube.com/user/autocar
Jammin’!
It’s a Garageband loop. We’re all learning so much in this thread!
Need more Jenny Slate…
They don’t have a Farts one?
Wait, does any business company offer a Farts ringtone?
Fart ringtones to set any mood! But if you’re in a board meeting, remember to set your phone to “silent but deadly.”
I was imaging this video was actually about farts instead of ringtones. It was a great time in my brain
That opening guitar riff?
That’s your Cool Dad ringtone.
I won’t be happy until someone gets me a ringtone that sounds like the communicators from Star Trek. TOS or TNG will do just fine.
(Back to watching Squire of Gothos, seriously.)
I want SO MUCH to have my text messages arrive to the little whistle noise they use for an all-deck notification in TNG.
That, or the NFL on Fox chime theme. #heyitsthe80s
not to get all realitygum here, but that’s my sms message tone. my ringtone is majel barrett as the ship’s computer saying, “incoming transmission.”
MARRY ME
my business-like, modern and trendy ringtone is donald trump yelling.
Yer Foired! Buy! Sell! Trump Towers! Serta Mattress!
my ringtone is a recording of my best friend singing the Jurassic Park theme tune… yeah, 95% of the time it’s embarrassing.
i made mine darude – sandstorm as a joke but it’s not funny anymore
ps if you forgot how awful that song is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSYxT9GM0fQ
can i borrow your jurassic park theme ringtone?
I like to imagine that the Jurassic Park theme originally had lyrics that went, “There are dinosaurs/there are dinosaurs/there are dinosaurs/in this paaaaaaaark.”
There’s more to it, but that’s the first verse.
http://jurassicparkwtf.ytmnd.com/
Sort of like your version. And weirdly, when I get it stuck in my head, I kind of enjoy it.
“OK, everybody stare at the camera and make sure to blink your eyes like a million times!” – director of that commercial
Thank goodness for this company! The only ringtone my phone came with is the song “Take This Job and Shove It,” and the volume came pre-locked on Extremely High, and my phone self-dials on an unchangeable schedule, so, that song plays literally every 13 minutes when I’m at work, and there’s no “Answer Call” feature, so it always plays the whole song.
I can’t leave it in my desk drawer, either.
Silent mode? I don’t believe you.
Speaking of ringtones, how about Shia’s from 2 Wall 2 Street? Gabe, when are we going to discuss the-movie-that-I-can’t-believe-I-sat-in-a-theatre-to-watch-with-my-precious-eyes???
That movie was the opposite of suspenseful. That motorcycle chase (?) scene was ridiculous and laughable. The movie was embarrassingly predictable, and the ending was like a bad episode of Modern Family.
Totes. Long, anticlimactic, literal, and unnecessary. I LITERALLY feel like I was LITERALLY hit over the head with a LITERAL (Oliver) stone.
That said, Carey and Shia are very attractive.
“Paying money for generic ringtones is a sound financial decision.”
- Your CFO
No shit. I can’t think of a single one of those ringtones that didn’t come pre-programmed onto every cell phone manufactured after 1996.
“A- always
B- be
C- come on with The Hunt already!”
-like everyone
They forgot to include the Call Center Operator ringtone courtesy of Outsourced……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94TjHW9L2wc
Am I the only one who thought the “AND MORE” was kind of ominous? Like, “This ringtone means the call is coming from inside the house!”
Guys, he says these ringtones are high-tech, futuristic marvels! If only someone can just invent a crappy keyboard with 50 preset sound effects that’s sold at every Best Buy everywhere, we could hit four arbitrary keys and make our own masterpieces! The future is bright indeed
All the ringtones sound like they came from the old Yamaha keyboard I had when I was 8. It had 100 settings — my faves were “comet” and “machine gun.” #80snostalgia
Remember when phones had actual fucking bells in them? A complete fucking hammer and bell all inside the goddamn phone?
I’m not mad or anything, I just like swearing at newer stuff.
You OLD! (so am I)
Old enough to be totally rad!
This video gave major flashbacks to “Gabe and Max’s Internet Thing”…”bing bong, you got your emails!”