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Lindsay Lohan failed some kind of test (as if Lindsay Lohan does anything else with tests) and is going back to jail. Right. DOES THE POPE GO TO JAIL IN THE WOODS? This is her new mugshot. Yup. She definitely looks like someone whose life is riddled with problems to the point of lacking any kind of self-understanding such that in her MUGSHOT for JAIL she looks like she’s about to walk into a casting call for a porno. The only question now is WHAT’S IN THE LIPS?! Just kidding. It’s liquid plastic! Anyway, we can discuss this completely unsurprising bump in a road made entirely of bumps for a once promising actress whose inability to function in the world may not even be her fault considering the overwhelming pressures of fame taken on at such an early age combined with a horrifying lack of reliable family stability combined with the allure of drugs and knife play and yet America loves a fall from grace and so here we are, eating this shit up and pretending it doesn’t taste like shit.
OR: we can post photos of animals in cups.
I would tell you which I prefer, but I want you to make this decision on your own.
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I can see Lindsay Lohan doing a remake of Rodney Dangerfield’s movie Back to School except it’s called Back to Jail
That’s enough Lindsay Lohan, I’m gonna go put my head in a coffee cup and no one wake me up before 2012
I wish my head was in that cup!
Omg! I’m drinking that same beer RIGHT NOW! That’s just incredible!
See that one on the left. I will call him Squishy and he will be my squishy. Weee!
Squishy and Chris
oh good lord
OMG!
I want to squeal in a fit of giggles due to the amount of adorable in this picture!
Clearly that is a bowl. A bowl! Oh, folly, thy name is Kittens-in-a-bowl.
I think I’m doing this wrong:
Still doesn’t feel right:
Meh, close enough:
Sweet Jesus that is the best thing ever.
If only it were a taco bell cup…
Never Forget
yes.
This is me. Right now. Work has put my head straight into a yogurt cup. You guys, let’s all quit our jobs and start a subsistence farm in the country and we can walk around without bras or underwear and live off each other’s spirits for the rest of our lives!
In.
I am laughing SO HARD right now. You guys have no idea.
Dear DeLonghi Corporation:
This does not inspire me to buy more espresso makers.
Sincerely,
aftershock
Does it count if the animal is BESIDE the cup?
it does b/c that animal IS a teacup!
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:BPKXGunWI85Y8M:http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j129/miracleperson/bunnies_cups.jpg&t=1
Ahem
corgi party
so technically, aren’t they all “mugshots”?
I laughed.
Patrick M, just get it over with already and marry me.
Dear Patrick M,
Please have my baby.
Sincerely,
That One
this one’s just funny
Ahhh! We got our signals crossed!
holy what th
There’s a baby squirrel sleeping in that mug, the photo is just shot from a bad angle.
You animals!
3RZ.%20Tea%20cup%20ride%205.jpg
I quit. Done. See you. Have a good weekend.
this is my very own kitten drinking out of my very own mug in my very own house
Cool stuff on the table, nice looking house/cat.
next time it should be: Lindsay Lohan’s Mugshot OR Pictures of your kitchen.
You have a GIANT kitchen!
or perhaps it’s just a GIANT KITTEN?
wait that doesnt make any sense.
perhaps it’s a TINY kitten thus making the kitchen look quite large indeed.
ha, good comment there, me. im done with this week.
And a breakfast bar. Ladies!
Your kitten is adorable, good sir.
Those faces are exactly how i feel about this thread!
Oh man… puppies are hard to train.
I hope the Taiwanese CGI news people choose “Animals in Cups.”
Stop it, Duncan. I’m dying over here.
There is literally a picture of every animal inside a cup to be found on the internet.
Weird how her mugshots have improved as her life gets more pathetic.
Am I doing this right?
I believe so. And, as a bonus, there’s no trans fat in those adorable little pups!
Of course that squirrel needs caffeine, it is studying for finals.
Upvotes for everyone!
I want to up vote the heck outta this! baby sloth = <3
Don’t forget Friday Chat! http://tinychat.com/videogum
Stuart Little doesn’t remember how he got here.
[IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a393/LIpunkscene/Kitten_In_Cup_Holder.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a393/LIpunkscene/funny-pictures-cats-cup-funny-animals.jpg[/IMG]
Dammit, ok lets try again:
http://ruthyunker.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54edf81fa8834010536f555b2970b-320wi
http://cuteoverload.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/that-is-going-to-be-one-sour-cake.jpg?w=560&h=428
#hume
MR WINKLE!
Awwwwwwww
Technically it’s “on,” but still
u guys are the best, for reelz
Why does it look like she’s staring up from the bottom of a well in all of her mugshots?
she looks like she’s about to walk into a casting call for a porno
I guess Gabe is referring to this:
“A script for ‘Inferno,’ the upcoming Linda Lovelace biopic in which Lindsay Lohan plays the ‘Deep Throat’ porn star, has leaked and it is more gruesome than one could imagine. Lindsay’s character is violently abused by her mother and later is humiliated by her husband/manager, who makes her talk about how stupid and ugly she is while he brings her to orgasm then beats her and starts shopping her out for group sex. Soon she is encouraged to have sex with a dog.”
Although Jezebel says the script is “incredibly well written.”
“From there, things just get worse: Chuck coerces Linda into turning tricks; her first encounter is in a seedy motel with five middle-aged businessmen. One fondles her breast while singing a tune from Mary Poppins. Later in the script, she gets a strange boob job, cooks naked and gets a violent spanking from Chuck. She cries — sobs — while making the legendary film Deep Throat, and has a foursome with Sammy Davis Jr. at Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Mansion, where there’s also a crowd that urges her to have sex with a German Shepherd…But the truth is, the script is actually incredibly well-written.”
Animals, always, no question. Go away, Lilo
Lindsay Lohah, blah blah blah. My cats are only cats blah blah blah…all the the same, I feel compelled to point out: Lindsay Lohan: blah blah blah.
It won’t be wrong if I say that her second home is jail. It has become her habit to stay in the news for one reason or the other.Pro Cleanse Gold