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As the Daily Mail UK reports, Matthew McConaughey hung out the other day on Hollywood Boulevard in Hollywood, California, wearing this…”mask” and a bandana, supposedly to cover his celebrity mouth. Looking good, Matthew McConaughey. Cool shirt, too! Of course, Matthew McConaughey only WISHES he could be Mr. Cool Disguise. This disguise is Apprentice Mr. Cool Disguise at best. For one thing, there is literally only one person in the world who actually OWNS a J.K. Livin’ t-shirt, so right away he’s giving up the whole game. But more importantly: WHERE IS THE FAKE MOUSTACHE? You cannot be Mr. Cool Disguise without an excellent fake moustache. NO DUH. Even Charlie Sheen knows that, and Charlie Sheen is a fucking idiot!
Also, who wears a disguise to hang out on HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD? That place is a dirty nightmare! “Man, I definitely want to hang out on this tourist trap of a disaster street filled with panhandler mimes and weather-beaten fanny packs, but I want to do so with the dignity of a private citizen.” Shut up, Matthew McConaughey. All of this being said, there was one picture from this series that did suggest that even if Matthew McConaughey isn’t Mr. Cool Disguise, he’s definitely Mr. Coololololol:
JK Livin INDEED. (Thanks for the tip, Mark.)
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Is there a way to UN-annex Texas?
He lives in California, so if you cut off Texas you’re going to be stuck with him forever.
You know, on the scale of terrifically awful celebrities, he’s on the mild side. I mean really, what bad has he done? Well besides every single one of his movies.
And nope, you’re stuck with us.
I would’ve thought the cargo shorts alone would do the trick.
Seriously, he looks like my dad on vacation in Cancun.
Don’t knock cargo shorts. The extra pockets give me room for my portable CD player and even a couple Beanie Babies.
Also, Always Be Tucking your t-shirt in your cargo shorts.
At least they’re not jorts AMIRITE?
These are your shorts:
Wow. Plagiarist comment or plagiaristest comment?
I love you, That One. You have a way of bring out the true “actor” in me!
love always, me and Hugh Jackman
“This won’t attract any attention at ALL” – Matthew putting on his bandana in the morning.
The most horrifying part of that outfit isn’t the weird skull helmet or the train robber bandanna, it’s the fact that he tucked a t-shirt into cargo shorts. There’s like 8 things wrong with that phrase right there.
I know I know, plagiarist comment.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
But seriously I work with a guy who tucks in his t-shirt in to his shorts. Even I know better than that noise
HAHAHAHA I called my own plagiarism first making you the plagiarist! Just kidding, I still love ya.
So, McConaughey does not just wear shirts but also tucks them into his belted khaki shorts like a 50 year old? This shatters my entire universe.
BOOM! Beat you by a minute. *blows smoke off the end of his commenting gun, then shoots himself in the face with said gun*
“torgothewhite” = plagiarist commentator of the day
Uh, did no one see the “dad on vacation” comment above?
Just kidding guys, this is the internet, it doesn’t matter one bit.
seeing as this dude is wearing a short, i call fake.
fuck, shirt. look at me, all typogum over here.
Why’s he pointing at that blonde trannie with the cottage cheese thighs for? Trying to pretend he ain’t gay?
That’s what Matthew McConaughey likes about trannies on Hollywood Boulevard- He gets older, they stay the same blonde trannies with cottage cheese thighs.
Plagiarist comment. SHIT.
she know she look GOOD.
Mrs. Cool Disguise?
This deserves more upvotes
I’m not entirely convinced he’s pointing so much as he is putting his arm out in a defensive position so that chick doesn’t call him away from touching butts with the security guy.
“Whoa – she looks so reeeeeeaaaaal”
McConaughey: “Oh my God its Divine!” “Can I get you a drink?”
Divine: “Oh my God its Paul Walker!…….No
Divine reference = you just made my day
“That’s what I love about your implants. You get older. They stay the saaaame age.”
Dazed and Confused reference = you are a great man
I went to high school with a girl who looked JUST LIKE mitch kramer
DAMMIT, Patrick M. I’m sorry! I just replied to Steve’s comment above with the same reference. Matthew McConaughey brings out the plagiarist commentator in everyone! (limited joke supply)
Ugh, now we’re in a flame war. Did NOT need this today.
Apprentice Mr. Cool Disguise is actually my fitness guru: “My rule is to break one sweat a day.”
I wonder if it’s hot under that mask.
I don’t understand what that is a line for. Open casting call for Flavor Of Love 3D?
These masks definitely should’ve been in THE TOWN.
I clicked the related link to Tucker Max, and apparently a bunch of his acolytes came to defend him on Videogum. What a day that must have been.
That movie is on cable now. HOO BOY is that some quality filmmaking.
I kind of do want to see it. I know that Tucker Max is what’s wrong with America etc., but I am so often drawn by morbid curiosity to terrible things. That’s why I watched OLD DOGS, and I know his movie is at least better than that.
We’re all offended by the T-shirt tucked into cargo shorts, but the backless sequined Spanx dress gets the green light.
Indeed it does.
Matthew McConaughey is just the absolute worst. I won’t even give him the title of Apprentice Mr. Cool Disguise.
More like Assistant to the Mr. Cool Disguise.
or “Mr. Breifly Cool in the Early 90′s Disguise”
Is he talking to Swine Flu?
MM doesn’t just own “a” JK Living t-shirt, he owns a wardrobe of JK Living t-shirts. Recognize:
Is he carrying a pee glass and a poop bowl?
thanx for that, sir and/or madam.
That’s MISTER KajusX & Chainsaws, fyi.
“plagiarist mask-wearer!”
- this guy
Guys could it be that shaq was the original Mr. Cool disguise.
who’s the guy from fat albert with the ski mask?
That’s Mr. Mush Mouth to you, Steve Winwood.
The jpegs above remind me of that puddin in the skism and the skasm – Bill Cosby mouth
No Fozzy I think Steve has something there. Keenan would be perfect in the steel reboot! It would revive his career!
In an attempt to find out what the hell J.K. Livin was (still no idea) I discovered that not only did Mattie Boy graduate from the same school I’m currently in, but he graduated with the degree I’m going for. I’ve come to the point where my life is beginning to mirror Matthew McConaughey’s, and for that reason I’ve decided to drop out.
Dude has two kids with a supermodel, so really, that’s your call.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE
Check out this JK LIVIN video I found! 873 Views in 1.5 years! Must be a popular company…… NOT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqR4n3KIK8s&NR=1
“I’m an Ad Man, 2+2″ Great joke, mattie, good precedence for that joke.
“Livin’, jk”
- Matthew McConaughey suicide note
He’s back to back with a PA wearing a walkie. Does every celebrity get a “weirdo trip” documentary now??