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Oh great. Now it’s all of a sudden gay for a grown man to drink a bunch of juice boxes every day? (Just kidding.) (That has always been very gay.) (Am I right, PARTY BOYZ?) (Thanks for the tip, Mans.)
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Going to UrbanDictionary now to look up “garden of roses”. Will report back.
Guys, it’s butt-touching.
this made me laugh a lot. good job.
Man, Snoop has been sipping on juice for like 20 years now. He’s gotta at LEAST a level 82 gaylord by now.
Your comment made me laugh my ass off.
Umm…
Subliminal messaging, you’re doing it WRONG!
A swastika, a dominatrix and Topher Grace: looks like that is a magic screen looking into Wilmer Valderama’s subconscious.
Here I am 100 years late with this comment — but FLW, your comment would make a great “Karnak” answer.
“A swastika, a dominatrix, and Topher Grace…” [Ed repeats it, dismayed; Johnny opens envelope]
Buster better watch out!
Fake and gay, right? Right.
Totes.
Anytime a .gif of Salvatore gets posted, I will upvote it immediately. Just soes you knows.
Well in that case…
*SPOILER ALERT*
Do you think he’ll ever be back? Maybe something will happen with Lucky Strike?
I WANT HIM BACK. But unfortunately, I could actually see the writers never bringing him back. However, I didn’t expect Ken Cosgrove to come back.
Benji (RIP) could attest that the men of Mad Men are very gay because they drink so much juice.
Bye bye Salvatore…guess I’ll always care…
meh. i’ve been telling people this for years.
If he was gay from drinking out of juice boxes, then he’d know full well that that color yellow he’s wearing does nothing for his complexion.
Fluoride in water?! It must be to make me gay, not to strengthen teeth!
This is definitely making me want to have babies.
Whoops, that didn’t work.
i’d rather just stick with the usual
No duh, Alex Jones.
Last night I drank a Capri Sun before going to the bathhouse. The evidence is incontrovertible.
This is precisely why my future children will drink nothing but Capri Sun. The cumbersome, estrogen-free packaging not only encourages the development of fine motor skills but also doesn’t make you gay.
I thought eating da poo poo made you gay. I guess I’ve been doing this the hard way
That last sentence is definitely what gay-he said.
Juice is responsible for all the wars in the world.
Juice controls the media.
No wonder I made out with that guy after I ate a whole bag of Fritos…
So wait it’s CRISPS and juice that make you gay ? I had been eating what you in the colonies call “fries”.
I wondered why I wasn’t enjoying the gay sex as much as I’d hoped.
I thought being vehemently anti-gay made you gay?
I think you’re putting the cart before the trucker-stop-bathroom-sex
I imagine he has yeast elsewhere too.
of COURSE this tip came from mans. mans is our nation’s authority on the quiet suffering of intellectual southerners.
Word.
Exhibit A: Faygo
Exhibit B: Funyuns
Alex Jones (along with Glenn Beck) is just so ridiculous, I have a very hard time believing it’s not just some elaborate scam. Are they not both Millionaires?
You mean he’s not going to tell us what we can eat and drink that won’t make us gay?
scam? yes. elaborate? not so much.
http://u-handbag.typepad.com/uhandblog/chips3.JPG&library%20Photo%20Archive&RecID%201207416&Filename%20chips3%20(2).jpg
“I have the government documents…but instead of looking at those, let’s look at the inside of this juice box.”
The government document reads thusly:
Plastic liner = estrogen = gay.
That government document looks a lot like Glenn Beck’s chalkboard. Which reminds me: Real Americans use real chalk, not that dry-erase stuff, which probably has gay stuff in it.
You mean like a plastic liner? Yeah, I hear ya.
Friggin’ CHiPs!
chips + juice = diabeetus
chips + juice = gay
diabeetus = gay
i should’ve known wilford brimley is a homosexual. all this Hawaiian Punch is throwing off my gaydar.
The transitive property!
Who wants a mustache ride?
I’m ready to close your YouTube video!
This guy knows what you’re talking about.
But he does deny them his essence.
So now going out and having a baby is a gay thing. Is there any sacred institution the gays can’t corrupt?
For some reason, the phrase “I want some chips and juice, no homo” is endlessly amusing to me
Says the guy with the Mike’s Hard Lemonade ad in the background.
There is nothing I love more than having babies in my garden of roses with my short skirt, lipstick & make-up on. Damn juice.
Remember when the Don’t Tread On Me flag was kind of badass? I mean, we seriously used to have a flag with a fucking rattlesnake on it! Nike did some great ads/merchandise for the US Soccer team using it a few years back.
But now it’s the emblem of the “where’s the birth certificate, anti-gay juice box” crowd? Sigh.
Dude is trying to tell us something here. I think he’s been struggling with some confusing feelings and doesn’t really know who to blame. It’s kinda sweet how he thinks it’s his juice and his chips. Just give in to it already!
I wonder how much juice Larry Craig had to drink before he started tap dancing in airport bathrooms…
While this guy is fun to make fun of, his ridiculous brand of hate has consequences. By now you’re familiar with the Billy Lucas story. I can’t get over how great the “It Gets Better Project” from Dan Savage is. The best revenge against juice and chip gayizing provocateurs is living well. Contribute if you have a story.
http://www.youtube.com/itgetsbetterproject
If you’re looking for a good time, look no further than New York’s hottest club, The Juice Box…
So while there are many upsetting/dumb things in this video, all I kept thinking was “Who drinks water out of a can?”
“Radio personality Alex Jones recently stated on air that the plastic lining in juice boxes contains estrogen and is responsible for turning people into homosexuals. Did you hear about this? Now it makes sense why they call these things fruit drinks.”
With that, I’ll just be leaving…
Please don’t, as I am now in love with you.
Aah! Let’s get married! But soon, because I’m harboring a dark secret. It involves juice.
HEB is the greatest grocery of all time.
I used to love laughing (along?) at Alex Jones’ show, but if he hates on HEB he is dead to me.
CHIPS AND JUICE were an inside job
http://rifleeyesmusic.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/cramer.jpg?w=600&h=450
This must be why I always slut it up after a juicy juice. Thank you for giving me an excuse to be a whore. IT’S THE CHEMICALS!
Oh man, Liz Lemon must be so gay.