
You have to admit, as far as fan art goes, this is pretty great fan art. That’s what they would look like! (One could get into the sort of mind-melty problematics of how even the “real” Simpsons are still just a drawing, which makes them very much not “real” at all but just different “fake” Simpsons, but let’s not. We all get what’s happening here.) I go through a pretty similar thought process sometimes when I’m watching a movie about, like, Jennifer Aniston as a waitress in a strip mall, or something. I try and figure out what that person would actually look and act like. SPOILER ALERT: it’s not Jennifer Aniston that is for sure! Her hair is overdyed and her fingernails are slightly yellow from her lifelong cigarette addiction and her sweatshirt doesn’t fit her very well because it’s not secretly from an expensive store and hasn’t been painstakingly tailored by a professional costume designer. Also: she hates her job and her life in a way that reads throughout her entire body with such intensity that it literally cannot be faked no matter how much your dad is also involved in showbusiness. Anyway, I’m not really sure how you’re even supposed to caption this. I just wanted to share it. But how you caption it isn’t and has never been my problem. So, good luck.
The winner will receive special placement in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Best. Monsters’ Ball. Ugher. (Via TheHighDefinite.)
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The Simpsons HD
america the beautiful
Art my shorts.
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“This picture used to a lot better.”
Actual human families are all alike; every cartoony family is cartoony in its own way.
This wins the caption contest of my heart.
Not a caption entry but how come the dad’s legs are cut off?
‘Nam
I have no funny response to this comment because nothing funny can or will ever exist after this comment. Still laughing.
The sad story behind this is that the family on the left started to fall apart after their eigth year together, but nobody liked to admit it or do anything about it, so they just kept going on, year after year, always aware that they would never get back to those beautiful, prefect, first few years.
Thumbs up.
Interesting story behind this typo is that when I first read Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy, I mis-read “Ford Prefect” as “Ford Perfect” the entire way through, and then it was only afterwards when I was discussing it with a friend they said what his name actually was, and I went back and read it and realised I’d been tricked by my own confidence in thinking I knew his name. Strange how the mind works.
Oh sorry, did I say interesting? I meant tedious. Yeah, that one.
funny. i did the same thing. I thought I didn’t get the pun because of my American handicap.
I, for one, was riveted.
That’s great, Capu. I was trying to think of a joke along similar lines and can’t think of anything better, so I’m just going to upvote Capu’s comment and post my favorite Simpsons gif:

if only this had the pitch perfect music to go with it….
A commendation from werttrew is the closest one can get to being given a knighthood on Videogum. Truly I am humbled.
Also, watching this gif whilst listening to Radiohead’s Fog (Again) is unexpectedly poignant.
I hear the King of the hill soundtrack song when I watch that rad gif
Art imitates art.
This deserves so many more upvotes.
“Yellow-Painted Jokes”
~15 years ago it occurred to me that they are eventually going to make a live action simpsons movie. wow, 15 years. that’s a pretty good run we’ve had of NOT having to put up with that shit.
“When you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you.”
Sooo… they are the cast of “King of the Hill”?
Double Simpsons all the way!!!!!
(That’s all I got, you guys.)
FAKE
FAKE AND GRAY
Fox and Friends
“Ah! Fuck the rest of Homer and Bart! The world NEEDS yet another ‘realistic Simpsons’ drawing and damn it if I’m not going to deliver!” -The Artist
Yeah, seriously, I feel like I saw this picture a bajillion years ago. I captioned it then: “YAWN.”
monsters.
I just want you to know that this is my own personal Monster’s Ball, because I have accepted the fact that I will never make it into an actual Monster’s Ball. I am touched…I am truly touched. (And, I know, TWSS)
In an effort to make Videogum the center of the Internet, I made this alignment chart feel free to make suggestions.
??????????????????????????
Were you hoping for chaotic evil?
I don’t know what that even means, or what anything on that chart means. WTF!!!????
Steve, it’s basically the nerdiest thing that’s ever been posted on Videogum, and I love Chris for it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alignment_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)
(p.s. Coincidentally, that link is basically the nerdiest thing that’s ever been posted on Wikipedia.)
Also, can I say how freaked out I am that my category of “chaotic good” in that wiki pretty much describes me to a tee? This leads me to two conclusions:
1. The creators of Dungeons & Dragons had PhD’s in Psychology.
2. Either my postings here are staggeringly revealing or Chris Trash has been stalking me with anthropological intentions.
omg my cleric was chaotic neutral too!
erm, wut? nevermind… #confessiongum
WHY THE HELL AM I CHAOTIC EVIL?!?!?!?!?!? I’LL BURN VIDEOGUM TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!!!
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Actually, I turned Chaotic Neutral after the I Spit On Your Grave post.
and I was starting to think that Videogum was a nerd free zone.
Lawful Missing: Funtastik
You were on the chart I made:
“EXACTLY.” – Gregor Mendel
Awww! You da mans.
i can’t deal with Mans.
I have this image of Chris Trash looking over his nearly finished chart and thinking, “Forget it. No mere chart can contain Huckabeast.”
naturally i don’t understand this alignment chart because NERDS. that being said, i am honored to be in the same catagory with godsauce, liz, njoy, shellbomber and melsanie.
Sorry about all the left-outs. This is a chart composed mostly from chat monsters, because I know them better. Come to http://tinychat.com/videogum sometime, so I can judge and label you.
Well I already base my self-worth on the number of upvotes I get, so being judged and labeled on a chart would be EVEN BETTER!
*Theme from 2001*
Shouldn’t they all be making out with their counterparts or whatever? You said it was fan art.
“I think we looked better pre-Botox”
Real life already did it!
Real Life Is Hell.
Twenty years, one incredible head-shrinking surgery, the loss of a best friend, one wife and a few kids later, Butthead has finally moved off the couch, and now stands in front of the TV, with his beloved family.
Oh, those outrageous Danish cartoonists, what WILL they do next? Are there no sacred cows? Oh, oh, wait a minute…I think…yes…Don’t have a sacred cow, man! Yay! Do I win?
…Based on the novel Push by Sapphire.
Homer realized what so many Take On Me video reenactors before him had already learned: you can’t be a bizarro cartoon of an adorable Swedish teenager unless you actually are an adorable Swedish teenager.
WORST. FUNHOUSE MIRROR. EVER.
That was supposed to be said like the Comic Book Guy. Did anyone get that? I should have included a picture. In other news, I just watched the Kevin Pollak Chat Show episode with Hank Azaria and he explained the origins of the man CBG was based on. Pretty funny stuff.
What a bunch of stupid assholes.
An average and unattractive family looks at a painting. Meanwhile, an online video blog is convinced it is a mirror.
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“American Family Through A Yellow Mirror”
Anonymous
Pencil and Ink
It’s like looking into a living shit mirror.
I think those words every time I see myself in a real mirror
Whoaaa
Yeah except when you do it it’s a pun referencing that line from the Simpson’s christmas episode where Bart steals Bonestorm and the family makes snow sculptures of themselves OH WAIT PSYCHE that was mine baby.
I for one welcome our new ant overlords.
I can literally hear Matt Groening.
No no. Forget it. I just looked up the pronunciation of his name and I realize I’ve been saying it wrong for 14 years. Forget it. Move on.
Somewhere in the back of my mind, where I remember 7th grade, I still say “Her-Me-Own”. Shove it, film versions.
Time to be a huge nerd. The books dropped some not-so-subtle hints about the pronunciation of that name before there were films.
1.) I love Joanna Newsom.
2.) What are these hints?
3.) I love Joanna Newsom.
I think capsulekei means the whole Viktor Krum joke about pronouncing the name, which was close but she’s right, it happened before the film.
still a good few years in there of mispronunciation though.
Video “Melancholy and Vaguely Existential When You’re Not Really Expecting or Needing That Sort of Emotional Spiral” Gum.
[not a caption]
We are all real life Hans Molemans (Molemen?)
Sweet dreams.
WHATTTTTTT THE HELLLLLLL THIS IS SO GROOOOSOSSSSSSSS
damnit that one. you beat me too it.
*to
Seems like the Lisas are creepily staring at each other through the wall.
“Hi.” Hahahaha. Nailed it.
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Youtube is down the hall to your right…
This is the caption I left on YouTube: “my 3 yrs old grandmothr can drew betr then u ru2 broke 4 Art Shcool?
You know that things are bad when a yellow, bug-eyed version of someone is less terrifying than the original.
Where’s Santa’s Little Helper?
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Brilliant gif. Golden joke.
http://www.gifbin.com/982219
Just use the image URL.
Real life Lisa: This is such an intriguing experiment in metapsychology!
Real life Marge: Hrmmmm… I don’t know, they’re so yellow…
Real life Homer: I call the big one Bitey.
Did they try to Mad Men themselves?
The Real Drapers
I’m having quite a visceral reaction to this ::dry heaves::
It looks like Bruce Willis!
His whole face is like a peen
While we’re at it…

I’m seriously attracted to IRL Buzzlightyear. Is that wrong?
Of course not! I was immediately like, “Oh, hellooooo”
In this case, “To infinity…and beyond!” = sex. Hopefully. But he’d have to be man-sized and not toy-sized.
GROSS.
Looks like Bruce Willis
Inconceivable!
“Wow, look at those poor bastards. Used and abused by an oligarchic society that sees them only as exploitable property. Just smile politely, everyone.”
its not what you say about art. its what art says about you
Screencap
The Simpsons Episode 464-3 “Law and Odor: SVPU”
After an unfortunate incident with a comical duck that makes you think the episode is going in one, kind of promising direction, Homer stumbles upon an FBI crime scene and proceeds to mess things up royally. In order to pay back his debt to the police department, Homer and the rest of the Simpsons are put in charge of the Interrogation Room. But after Bart breaks the one way mirror to provide protection for witnesses and forgets to tell anybody, hi-jinks ensue. Features guest stars Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay and Ice-T.
Thank you, ghostdad.
You are welcome, look around yog.
When you stare into the abyss, sometimes the abyss stares back at you, slightly modified to look more realistic.
Why the hell isn’t real-life cartoon Marge’s necklace red? While we’re at it, Lisa’s dress should be red and Bart’s hair should be blonde! What senseless alterations! #UghHateIt
Bart: Lisa, she said we were leaving.
Homer: Not leaving. Moving on.
Bart: Where are we going?
Homer:(smiling) Let’s go find out.
Fixed it.
So perfect
You can see the trailer for this sitting on cinder blocks.
It’s like staring into the the idiot box & seeing one’s self for the first time.
I thought things were supposed to turn out like the Jetson’s… If this is the future, we’re Big Boned!
Homer: Like looking into a mirror…a big wonderful scary cream-filled mirror…*drool*
reminds me of the South Park kids

We have to go deeper.
TWSS?
“Me fail art? That’s umpossible.”
Why is that mirror sneezing?