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NOT! Haha. I was being sarcastic. Gotcha! She’s TERRIBLE at talking like a normal, reasonably intelligent human being. She sounds like a functionally retarded robot from space whose “Duh” chip is set to TURBO. She should change her name to Katy Durrry. (Thanks for the tip, Scott.)
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Is it just me, or did Gabe just pull a Winwood?
He farted in public?
Zing! Instant callback! Nice!
A one upvote is yours.
He keeps strange foreign women in his basement for weeks at a time?
Holy cow! She is pretty!
Sure, a part of me is attracted to her.
But it is the part of me that I keep in a rusty lockbox in the back closet of my dripping, single-light bulb lit basement, at the foot of my secret, narrow, creaky staircase, hidden in the very back, forgotten corner of the ancient haunted mansion, situated in the wide-open, windswept, barren cornfields of the rear chamber of the third dream level of my blackest heart.
What I wonder is, which of these parts is an evolvement from the other?
The video is way more enjoyable if you pretend that she’s in She & Him, and try not to think about her actual music.
Like, really pretty!
Yeah she’s like Wonder Woman!
Katy Perry? more like Katy Perrrrrty!
Was she saying something? I was just staring at her breasts.
Also, there are SO many links to things I might like if I liked this! Thanks for being so helpful, Bing and Videogum!
“Katy Perry or Functionally Retarded”
It’s hard to believe that was only three minutes long. I’m just glad she has finally broken her silence on the matter and that the world can finally move on.
“I know when I hear a certain song, it can make me, like, want to change my whole plans for the night.” It’s like every time I hear Ice Ice Baby, I have the urge to go repaint my master bedroom.
every time i hear “baby, baby” i just feel like dancing.
I’m pretty sure this is what I sound like on job interviews, and this is why I still don’t have a job. (Hire me?)
You’re hired! A few things, however.
a. I work for Kevin Smith
b. You will be fairly compensated
c. Your compensation will be in the form of Little Debbie Swiss Rolls
d. Do not address Mr. Smith directly.
e. At 11am sharp, every morning, you will bathe Kevin in a bath of 1 part tonic water to one part Mr. Pibb.
f. If asked, Jersey Girl is your favorite movie.
g. you must wear one article of denim at all times (this includes times when you are not at work)
h. If at any time you are found without and denim, you will be forced to push Mr. Smith in an oversized stroller for a week.
i. Should you become injured on the job, you will be dropped off at the closest free clinic and all evidence of your employment will be destroyed.
You start first thing tomorrow, be there at 8am!
I accept!
can’t watch this since i’m at work, but i did see her video for “teenage dream” over the weekend, and let me just say that i am so glad i am not raising any female children at this time… i don’t think celebrities need to be role models, but when your garbage songs are aimed at little girls, let’s not have a chorus that talks about going all the way.
Yeah like Madonna wasn’t doing the exact same shit as this 30 years ago, brainiac. “Oh no, today’s pop culture is going to ruin our children” – you
madonna did ruin the children 30 years ago
if by “ruin” you mean “partially convince them, along with Salt N Pepa, to make out with me by the pinball tables at the roller rink in 1993″ then yeah, she ruined them… which ruled.
Total pinnacle of human evolvement, this Katy Perry.
EVOLVEMENT IS A GODLESS LIE!
We ain’t evolvement from no monkeys!
Sometimes a banana is just a YI-I-I-I-IKES!
Also, they should have gussied up her microphone to look like a banana too. Just saying.
that seriously just looks like a bedazzled dick slap.
I’m guessing that most entertainers talk this way, this video just needs tons of editing. Each sentence should be a segment on Access Hollywood or Extra or something. “HOW HAS KATIE PERRY EVOLVED? UP AFTER THIS BREAK” “EXTRA!”
” ”
-People who are fans of her body OF MUSIC
“25 years old = teenage” -Katy Perry, apparently
Maybe it’s a really oblique Jack Benny joke.
MINUS
EQUALS
Dammit! I meant equals:
“HAHAHA!”
- Stin Wevewood
Monday’s, you guys. Just the worst.
Well, I quit.
GOODNIGHT!
Ha I am very sympathetic to this thread.
Katy Perry = Malibu Zooey Daschenel Barbie.
ugh… She doesn’t even write the shit she sings. She just shows up at some warehouse where there are like 9 dudes in suits, a ton of awful clothing, and Stefan her make-up artist and they’re like, “So listen to this cd and memorize the parts while Stefan here sluts you up and then we will be set to shoot the nightmare that is your new music video. Oh yeah, and tell that creep you’re dating to stop stealing from our wardrobe department”. Basically.
“I think Katy Perry is a very talented and thoughtful young lady.” – You
you forgot the “PSYCHE!!!!”?
Sadly enough, according to ASCAP, she is a songwriter.
also according to ASCAP- “Vanilla Ice definitely wrote his own beats, as demonstrated by the ding-ding-ding-dinggy-dind-ding..DING, (repeat)”
Needz more Russel Brand LOLz!!
Well, yes.
she sure loves the way she’s about to say the word “perspective” and blow all our minds. 1:36
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And the part of the vomiting crowd is played by all of us, right now.
I was eating vanilla yogurt when I read that, and now I fucking hate you.
I downvoted you not because your comment is puerile or in poor taste or whatever. I downvoted you because your comment wasn’t funny for its own non-puerile or poor taste reasons. Try again, though! My upvote can be yours if you make yourself better!
You obviously have an arsenal of interesting terminology. Put it to more clever use, please!
She began her pointless manufactured career as a completely harmless and respectable person. Her handlers then decided she needed to sex it up, so she appropriated a sexuality that wasn’t hers by playing the bi-for-straight-guys card which is the worst. She then goes on to act and appear like some sexual object that I truly believe she isn’t, but that’s what sells. At first I was sympathetic to this poor creature being slowly consumed by celebrity culture before my very eyes, but that only lasted so long. What’s worse? Tila Tequila or someone who pretends they’re just as awful for commercial success. Sorry I had to be so vulgar. I was just trying to articulate the underlying message of Katy Perry’s “art”. Is this better?
See you all in the monster’s ball! I think I finally made it!
Actually, yeah that’s much better. I didn’t understand what you were trying to say in the first comment, now I do.
The best way to enjoy this clip:
Hmm. Pic didn’t post. Well, either take the blank space as a meta commentary that this clip can’t really be enjoyed at all or imagine a really tight shot of her cleavage. You decide!
I think she literally says ‘I think’ too much!
I think that when she sings “I wanna see your peacock”, it’s coming from an honest place, a place that makes you FEEL.
I have addressed this in previous comments in these environs: I am deeply conflicted about my feelings toward Katy Perry. On the one hand she is pretty but on the other hand she is vapid trash. Would I kick that away if she came begging for it? Frankly, I couldn’t say for certain.
‘Katy Perry OR Functionally Retarded Robots From Space’?
Oh bing, you slay me.
I wonder what was on her last album that she feels is a ‘snapshot’ of her years as a 17-23 year old. God knows those are some formative years and
… oh, right.
On second thought, I think I would be unable to kick that away if she came beggin’ for it.
“THAT is why you fail…” – Yoda admonishing me for giving in to the Dark Side
“jokes about kicking ladies are very funny jokes” – steve winwood
Don’t throw curve balls at teenage girls… They can’t get those heavy bats round fast so bring the heat with the fastball!
Bing is wrong for once:
I think they meant “Katy Perry IS Functionally Retarded.”
Guys, my heart wasn’t in this one. I’m sorry. Monday’s are hard, ya’ll.
Ugh. Mondays. I am the worst.
On growing up (2:48): “…you’re a different kind of person, you know? Your curfew is later.”
“Stuff that makes you think a little bit more.”
We are going to need a bigger Harvard graduate degree in experimental physics.
I read an essay this weekend that compared this whipped cream business to Lady Gaga’s machine-gun bra on Rolling Stone, and how pop = sex = danger = power. I’m not convinced.
Good role model.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXiFsB4SYlc
I don’t have a curfew at all, so I think it’s ok that I don’t get where she’s at and stuff. It is strongly suggested that I get some sleep before each work day, but really that’s a choice. I digress. She’s harmless. And her music is terrible.
Sadly, this is not the first Katie Perry interview that I have heard recently (I was listening to one on BBC Radio 1 the other day) and I can’t help but notice a slight attempt (?) at a British accent. I am not sure what it worse the attempted accent or the actual words.
Links or it didn’t happen
your avatar!
No Euro, but I totally thought she was British before I watched this.
camille paglia, ann powers, judith halberstam…?
kids, this is what dropping out of high school at 15 and getting your GED sounds like.
Yes, honest. Like being honest about the fact that your parents are pastors and you tried to become famous as a gospel singer but failed miserably so now you’ll do anything for attention? That kind of honesty?
I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
Oh man, this is so weird. For a year now, every time I see Katy Perry I think of Nermal for some reason. I thought I was the only one.
The fact that you keep using the word “evolvement” doesn’t mean it’s an actual thing.
It’s “evoluTION”!