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Congratulations, Oprah, on the final year of your historic talk show, and on creating what is literally the dumbest thing that doesn’t even make any fucking sense that I have ever seen.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Nope.
Noprah.
You don’t even have to show me the door. I’m already out.
No, bdub
I get all of my super creative slams from all of my Tea Party friends (coiners of “nobama”).
I thought this would be an app that’d superimpose a gaping mouth over your real mouth in the photo :
Liz LEM-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
even after reading this 3 times i still wanted it to say “Oprah-Fry Yourself”
So that’s how Shia Lebeouf does it!
Intuition tells me there will be pictures of a Steve WinwOprah and a NotsewOprah by the end of the day.
I guarantee it.
They never expect HuckabOprahs though.
Everybody gets a trip to SESAME STREEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
Does Joe Mande still do Taking One For The Team? Because I want to see him Opra-fy himself.
Dumber than choosing Jonathan Franzen for her book club again? I doubt it! I just Oprah-fied my adult diaper. YOU DECIDE WHAT THAT MEANS!
“Freedom” was really, really good though.
FIXED THE WHOLE WORLD
Oh goddammit.
feel free to place the inevitable Sad Don Draper and Sad Keanu here.
I started to make them and then decided against it.
I had no such moral qualms.
to be totally honest, so did i.
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that’s about as oprah as it gets.
I’m bored. Not that that’s any excuse.
I don’t know guys, I think it’s pretty flattering.
It worked so well my cat wanted to try it
That’s legitimately scary.
Terrifying.
yet somehow it works.
Dangit! I thought I would be the first to think of kitten Oprah:
Now this is a Talk show I would watch.
Concert_addict, you have bested me.
You guys, does my neck look weird? I feel like my neck looks weird:
You look great! WE look great!
You wore it better. You’ve got beautiful eyes.
Oprah had two of the Discovery Channel hostages on her show today to talk about the ordeal. One of the hostages was a producer I worked with a handful of times by the name of Jim McNulty. While I was fearful for his safety, of course (OF COURSE!), I couldn’t stop a tiny voice in my brain imagining him reciting Wire quotes to James J Lee.
“The fuck did I do?”
-Jim McNulty
I thought I was done, but:
You can’t escape your destiny.
(Picture of Edward James Olmos/Admiral Adama superimposed on a photo of Oprah)
everyone looks so great! everyone gets a traaaaaasssshhhh caaaaaannnnnnn (to rummage around in)
This is my favorite thing that I have ever seen, and yet also the most terrifying. I salute you.
Oprah can’t handle her new face.
Violent Va Jay Jay
Very meta.
yo dawg, i heard you like oprah
YES.
Why doesn’t this have more upvotes? Brilliant!
We need to go deeper.
Oception
Al Jokprah
Why does this work so well?
O-tato!
When you look like I do, it’s hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
this is the greatest thing ever.