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I’m not saying that Shia LaBoeuf IS a shape-shifting immortal clone. I’m just saying, do we know for sure that Shia LaBoeuf ISN’T a shape-shifting immortal clone?
The truth is out there, sheeple. (Thank you for the tip and also for making this video, Becca.)
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Hi Becca’s mom!
(wrings hands)
If so, he would probably be able to shift into a decent actor worth watching.
Didn’t you see the Ben Savage part?
I’m sorry, but everyone knows that Albert Brooks shapeshifted into Ben Savage already. Seriously, google image and sibe-by-side compare. You won’t be sorry. If I were good at photoshop, I’d show you guys right now, but also I’m too afraid of Big Ben Savage.
I am convinced. I now believe that the government had a hand in creating LaBoeuf. Is there some sort of society or compound I can join? I have my checkbook out.
Was he the kid in the hit movie “Blank Check”, too?!? Probably not, but MAYBE
Somebody make a lame Transformers joke quick before I do.
Maybe we’ll have to wait for… A Perfect Day.
these attacks on his person are pretty vicious
He’s still doing things that he used to do years ago (as different people).
Anyone who incorporates a Lou Reed Transformers joke into Videogum and does not receive my whole and dedicated praise, is not a real monster.
I’m just glad this issue is finally getting the attention it deserves.
I know. I’ve been saying it on my Xanga for years.
Big thumbs up for the Fayum mummy portraits!
#arthistorygum
The video alas fails to mention the connection between Shia and another immortal doomed to roam this earth in eternal sadness : Keanusteen (and am I alone in thinking Constanteen* was, basically, Sad Keanu : The Movie?)
* Not to be confused with DC/Vertigo character John Constantine
Forget The Beef, WHAT the hell is up with that Albert Einstein humanoid robot???? Yikes, Bing.
until this makes it to Glen Beck’s chalkboard, I refuse to believe it.
Shia Hussein LeBeouf
well, they do both start with an “S,” so I guess it does make sense.
he looks nothing like young einstein….
I love that Young Einstein is “The hottest thing to emerge from Australia since Crocodile Dundee.” Crocodile Dundee? Crocodile Dundee.
the dude was bigger than a can of Fosters in the 80s.
You must have forgotten these guys:
OOOOOOOOO I want you, I don’t know if I need you, but OOOOOOOOOOO I gotta find out.
Oh the hideous shame of being Australian.
At least the movie was based on a Dylan lyric.
http://whi.s3.prod.lg1x8.simplecdn.net/images/1164534/shia-labeouf-carey-mulligan-crafts-01_large.jpg?1261121645
NONONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Lemme try this again
NONONONONONO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
http://shiantology.com/2010/09/16/shia-labeouf-albert-einstein-egyptian-mummy-frida-kahlo/
Shia Lebeouf? Kinda LaDouche.
Whaddya mean, “Kinda”?
Sorry, I’m still too busy busting a gut, laughing at the Frida Kahlo evidence.
I wonder what DS3M thinks?