“Delicious sweet and sour spare ribs are a favorite for many people.” Haha. TRUE!
Okay. Between this post and the previous post, I think we can all use a palate cleanser.
Oh I am all over this
Sigh of relief
Everyone loves a llama in a Gap vest/life jacket hybrid!
I can’t wait until this gets remade as a reality competition show in America.
The network is set to announce “Bridalplasty,” where brides-to-be compete in wedding-themed challenges to win extensive surgical procedures (to remove the ribs from their respective anuses).”
Man vs Food is working on it.
The McRib is (in the) back!
my question (without having watched the video) is how did that spare rib get transformed into a spare rib + twinkling light?
That’s nothing, my uncle once got his spare anus stuck in his ribs.*
*not really, I just enjoy spoonerisms.
Now That’s How you get on Top Chef!
Fusilli Jerry’s gotta eat, too.
Thats what happens to me after I eat at Damon’s and I don’t even swallow a bone.
You guys claim to be progressive but you can’t even handle a story about gettin’ a little bone in the ass? Please.
I would have been far less sympathetic if I had found out he stuck it up there instead of accidentally swallowing a bone. Now I just keep shifting in my chair and thinking about the horror of profuse anal bleeding and doctors pulling a bone from my relaxed sphincter.
“Relax.” –His doctor
Did this headline have to be “breaking”, also? Yuck!
Just b/c Jim Carrey can talk with his butt doesn’t mean you can eat with it silly rabbit
Hahahahaha…that’s your spare rib. What?
I’m watching 0:38 to 0:42 on a loop just to figure out how to say “he experience some difficulty crapping” in Chinese. you never know when this will become useful information once Taipei becomes the financial center of the world.
“It will shock you how much I never clicked through to this story.” -Don Draper
I like how the blood starts expanding in the toilet, like one of those Japanese horror films. Was that a spare rib or a piece of the devil??
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yep videogum is each day more and more becoming “recycling blog posts from the awl gum .com”
doctor: what seems to be the problem?
guy: i’ve got this nagging pain in my ass. what should i do?
doctor: get a divorce.
ha cha cha
I think THIS should be the creation myth that Christine O’Donnell believes in. The rib actually came from an anus.
Not that I’m angling for more upvotes, but I just wanted to provide the link to the animated short ‘REJECTED’ by Donald Hertzfeldt in case no one knows what this screen grab is from (minus my caption). Do yourself a favor and watch this amazing animated short film if you have not seen it before.
Can we please nominate this short film as our new reset button? Next time someone comes to me with some highfalutin, breath unworthy crap, I’ll just say “my spoon is too big.”
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