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I want to kiss Angelina Jolie and I want to be Johnny Depp as much as the next American patriot, but I’m not the only one who thinks The Tourist basically just looks like Knight and Day with worse accents, am I?
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I have a comment, but first I need to finish reading the director’s name
Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck is the new Alan Smithee.
Aww Johnny, this just makes me sad for you
I just realized that young Johnny Depp & Ed Westwick share the same jawline. Put a purple tie on this gif and its positively Chuck Bass.
Gabe is AnAmPat?
Bing, you’ve nailed it.
Clearly it has to be one or the other.
Why is she so bad at job? Which is acting?
How is babby formed?
I went to college and everything.
definitely just looks like Knight and Day with worse accents and some gender reversal… sounds like a bad porno
Good to know that Eddie Vedder is improving his acting abilities in between Pearl Jam albums.
The first thing the internet said to me this morning was Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp were in a movie together, but it did not say what film it was. Am I terrible for hoping it was the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean film, and that I’m still interested in seeing it un-ironically? The stories in those films are unquestionably terrible, but for some reason they fascinate me. I think the AskANinja review of the second one got them wedged in my brain.
The Tourist. Hunh. Maybe if it was the Pirate Tourist…
Yes you are just suffering from pirate withdrawals, and the Pirates movies are your crack…
My question is, where can we get the cocaine-level pirate movies? And is that a good name for a hipster band?
Whatever guys, I think I could watch Johnny Depp read The Overturn Window and still make this face the whole time:
Let me do the movie math for you…Knight and Day + grittyreboot = The Tourist.
WOOOOOW:
I honestly am starting to believe Angelina Jolie is a secret agent
&
am convinced Johnny Depp will never do another good movie again.
is that you sayid?
The world would truly be a better place without Angelina Jolie’s fake English accent. Good grief.