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First Charlie Sheen was Mr. Cool Disguise. Then Spencer Pratt was Mr. Cool Disguise. Now, the title of Mr. Cool Disguise goes to Mel Gibson for this excellent disguise. Very good disguise, Mel Gibson! Easily one of the top three disguises of all time. You know, I never realized how OFTEN the title of Mr. Cool Disguise changed hands! It turns out the answer is: very very often. Of course, some might argue that this disguise is not very effective in doing the actual work of disguising. Personally, as I have already said, I think this is a wonderful disguise, and I applaud Mel Gibson on choosing such a clever disguise. But there are those who would point out that Mel Gibson is a world famous movie star who has been at the forefront of people’s minds in recent months after the whole threatening-the-mother-of-his-child-with-physical-violence-because-of-something-to-do-with-a-hot-tub-blowjob-and-also-using-the-word-nigger-for-no-reason-and-blaming-all-the-wars-on-Jews thing, so a sloppy fake moustache, a pair of thrift store glasses, and a gas station baseball hat might not be enough to shield him from the Public Eye of Sauron. So, just in case, I’ve taken the liberty of improving Mel Gibson’s disguise, just in case. (Don’t worry, Mel Gibson, as far as I am concerned this disguise is just perfect. I’m only suggesting this as a way to get people to SHUT UP!)
Check it out, Mel Gibson:
Better! (Via TMZ.)
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He’s still got it!
bing doesn’t seem to be getting the message. “mel gibson OR disguises”?
Bing does it again!
Mel Gibson OR Disguises
I’m starting to think there are messages hidden inside the suggestions.
What are you trying to tell us, Bing?
I may come across as an a-hole hear, but there seems to be some confusion about this Bing thing. All it’s doing is a search for two of the tag words at the bottom of the post (or one if there is only one tag. For instance, in yesterday’s Oprah post, Oprah was the only tag, hence the Oprah-only Bing search. Get it?
Let the rotten vegetable throwing begin
and of course I meant here, or possibly ‘ya hear’
I deserve the veggies for that
And of course I meant ‘here’ or maybe ‘ya hear’
I totally deserve those veggies
I almost wasn’t going to throw them, but then this. I have a bag of salad mix that’s turning, will that work?
I don’t know what happened there, it didn’t show up at first, so I typed it again, wish there was a ‘delete’ function.
And yes, spoiled lettuces are probably my least favorite, so go for it
I have a bag of salad mix that’s turning, too. Wanna go out for a salad sometime?
Now THAT is a saladmatch.com love connection!
I only have a bag of eucalyptus leaves, so I think the correct course of action would be NOT to throw them at you, right? I don’t want to reward your on-point, rational observations with your comfort food of choice. Or am I now only reinforcing a stereotype? Golly, now I feel bad… You can have the leaves, ElectricKoala.
I like imagining bing less as a search engine and more as a joke-telling robot from the future.
I thought you were calling penultimate “dear”. #icantreadgum
Bing is suddenly less interesting.
And so: I move on.
“Jews are responsible for all the bad disguises in the world.”–Mel Gibson
Lord Growing wins Best comment in my opinion
No one asked for you opinion. PSYCHE! Just kidding, friend.
“I look quite foolish in this ensemble and if I get raped by a pack of n words it’ll be my fault.” – Mel Gibson
Just when you think it’s impossible for Mel to be MORE sane, he goes and breaks new ground in sane behavior. Kudos to you, Mel… but save some sanity for the rest of us.
Too creative?
Val Kilmer is Mr. Cool Disguise.
BWAHA! HA!
I bet Screech will have a better disguise.
Speaking of great human beings who have never given anything to the world but love and compassion.
And Dirty Sanchezes.
Mel should talk to Screech and get the best disguise in HISTORY!
Charlie Sheen, Spencer Pratt, and Mel Gibson? What a great pedigree! Too bad I’m not an awful animal-man with horrible 9/11 or Jew opinions or a weird obsession with Satan and facial hair the color of flesh because at this rate I’ll NEVER be Mr. Cool Disguise!
Can’t wait for the other 129 disguises!
There’s my chippy!
I hope tomorrow Mel goes with “The Villain.”
That should just be called “The Burt Reynolds Disguise Kit.”
It’s not a disguise, after all his controversy no studio will hire him and now he has to deliver mail to support himself
“I carry a picture of Ellie Wiesel in my wallet.”–Mel Gibson.
this is even better because elie wiesel is misspelled
“I carry a picture of Elie Weasel in my pocket.”
“You mean Wiesel?”
“He’s a Jew. I meant weasel.”
It’s not a disguise, it’s a symbol of solidarity:
OH SH—
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BOOOOO!!!!!
If only he had been captured in his “Sugar Tits” disguise. Next time, TMZ!
glasses? mustache? flannel?
#lookatthisfuckinghipster
now it’s a bit more believable
i’d upvote this, but i can’t see the thumbs.
That happens to me alot too when monsters post pics. Does anyone know if I need to switch browsers or something (I am using internet explorer)?
Might try chrome. It’s rendering fine for me here. But I know what you’re talking about. I’ve had that happen, but I haven’t noticed it in a long time. I think the last time it was really an issue for me was right after the switch to VG2.0.
DON’T GIVE UP!
Can somebody explain this one to me? I feel like I’m missing out on an inside joke.
He should have tried black face
Does he have an EXTRA pair of disguise glasses hanging from the chain around his neck?! I can only hope he has a cardigan under the flannel so he can make this his secondary disguise:
Mrs. Blankenship is so hot right now.
She looks like she’s about to drop a dollar out the window. You know why.
Mel has clearly never seen this gem:
Turtle. Turtle turtle.
Bing!
“Dude, you have no sugar tits” – Me, when stealing his moustache on my longboard.
Captain Sully has let him self go since he retired.
So is he trying out for “American Chopper” or something?
“He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.”
Call me crazy, but Mel looks like Clive Owen in that disguise.
Woo hoo!
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and I was worried I wouldn’t be able to think of a good costume for halloween. thank you, mr gibson.
He looks like Sam Crenshaw from Today’s Special.
OH MY GOD. I was thinking about this show about a month ago, like, IN DEPTH, but had no idea what it was called. I used to watch it a lot but was always perplexed by the mannequin-is-a-person conceit of the show. C-R-E–E-P-Y.
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