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Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
She paid more for the shades, but the YIKES were free.
Someone should tell her that she was ripped off. You can buy sunglasses for $10 at Target. Jeesh!
Ummm….my book was free from the library, so…
NERD.
(FUN FACT: I asked a friend of mine from Mexico how to say nerd in Spanish, and he said “nerdo”. NERDO!)
Our vocabularies have now drastically changed.
It’s like I can’t even understand you anymore.
No nerd-o!
If I knew how, I’d insert this picture here:
APPROVED!
But it doesn’t have a Bill Cosby app.
Major flaw.
Not as bad as Progressive Insurance Girl.
Flo? She’s the best!
I HATE HATE HATE the Progressive Insurance “Girl” aka old hag. God I hate her. That ad is so ubiquitous I could shit
But she was briefly on Mad Men
And Angel as a file clerk robot.
And Kevin’s Mom in the Fred movie.
I don’t think I’m playing this game right.
Can we lure her to a concert by the freecreditscore.com “band” and set off a bomb?
I like the freecreditreport.com band better
Big Diablo Cody fan?
Well that was the wrong comment to reply to.
So now we know that both the Progressive Insurance account and the Freecreditscore.com account are being worked by “ElectricKoala” at the Sterling Cooper Draper Douche ad agency. Rad news.
Spoiler Alert: I made the Kindle ad too, it’s no Glo-Coat, but it might be my finest work.
No Glo-Coat-mo!
It’s no Closet Organizer!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/124871/saturday-night-live-closet-organizer
I’m worried about Don Draper, guys.
This is why Pete isn’t creative director.
Pete’s original pitch had it set on a yacht, but the rest of the Brain Trust dubbed it “too old fashioned” and moved it to a resort. VERY 21st CENTURY.
In a light-hearted moment, Don heard “two old-fashioneds” and replied “Don’t mind if I do!”
That’s an even better ZING than “Tally ho!”.
No tally ho-mo.
Guys, I’m only 2 episodes away from being caught up! No more spoilers
Downvotes? Are you that offended that I was behind on Mad Men to begin with? I apologize, I should have been watching it from the get go.
I interrupt this broadcast for the following message:
LADIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUESS WHO’S ON THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART TONIGHT!
WHAT?!?!?!?!?! I actually see my panties flying across the picture there (not the granny panties!).
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Jesus, Steve, just go Christine O’Donnell yourself already.
Totes inapprope…
He smells like scotch and tears.
I just want to put my face near Jon Hamm’s face.
I would start telling strangers how much my possessions cost, but I suspect “I stole these shoes from a sleeping hobo” is not actually impressive.
However, “I won them thumb wrestling a hobo,” perfectly acceptable.
You know what else doesn’t get a glary screen when you try to read it by the pool? A book.
Ten bucks says she’s reading “Eat, Pray, Love” on that thing.
Close — sparknotes of Jane Eyre.
Maybe Nicholas Sparks’ notes, where he points out “That’s what I write” in every second paragraph, no?
I believe that would be the most hilarious use of footnotes, ever.
Imagine the Sparknotes of Sparks books.
Motifs: Water. Glances. Books.
Themes: Crying. Love. Beaches. Is “Caucasian” a theme?
Summary: Just throw your Kindle in the pool and give up.
Close:
http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/monkeynote/pmNotebook-NicholasSparksSample.pdf
“I actually paid more for these sunglasses…”
AAAAAAAAAAH.
Upvotes for Versus! Yay!
If books could kill…
“I actually paid more for these acting lessons!”
Oddly enough, it’s the exact same price as a plane ticket from LA to Boston.
#ihopesomeonegetsthatreferencegum
Baby, you’ve got a stew going!
love your nick/avatar, they alone earn you 100 “free” upvotes on all your future posts!
Too soon?
And the deadly cat-and-mouse game of reading in the dark and the pool-side sunlight continues.
It’s funny to act all cool and sexy when you clearly took a trip to a fancy resort hotel by yourself.
Also, dude is laying by the pool in his undershirt?
Did you notice how she is holding the kindle farther from her lower stomach than he is holding the ipad, so it looks bigger (wink) and at the end he drops it wiltingly onto his saggy undershorts in defeat? Yoink!
#psychologygum
Right? Another downside is you can’t set your Kindle to ‘vibrate’
Shame on you for letting your girlfriend pay for her own sunglasses.
People say books are better, but it’s impossible to update the OS on those things.
I believe I just shut the Kindle on that argument.
This girl is definitely on the Ugg Party Presidential Ticket for 2012. (Recycling jokes is greener than driving a Prius!)
We could have avoided this travesty if someone had just taught him how to adjust the brightness of his ipad. Or he could have just gone to the library and read an actual book instead of trying to impress girls by reading Twilight at the public pool.
How the hell did she deliver that last line through her teeth? Is she a ventriloquist? Holy shit, is she Jeff Dunham?
Dunderstudy.
Why doesn’t someone throw her Kindle in the pool?
Whatever, guys. The Kindle is awesome.
what you guys dont like i when you try to strike up friendly conversation with a stragner and she’s a smug ass bitch about it?
I do not like it* when a typo ruins the flow of my sarcasm. it*. you guys dont like *it
I hate it when stragners turn out to be smug-ass bitches.
That’s my sister.
White people problems!
This ad reminds me a lot of this one for the PSP: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T5_wDrk8SY
In both, some smarmy asshat gets all smug because his/her single-use gadget is superior in this one area to the equivalent Apple product, that is designed to do about 100 things along with the one thing their product does.
The Sony ad even points this out, when the kid with the PSP pulls out a SECOND device to call the other guy on his iphone, the same iphone he was just using to play games, to make fun of how useless his device is.
“I actually paid more to carry around a backpack full of technology!”
#badcommercialrantgum
I snuck up behind her and grabbed her kindle. She said something about reading a kindle in the sun, and I was like, “Dude, you have no kindle!”
Guys, where’s Bing?
Crosby OR Chandler
Chandler. Always Chandler!
We should probably set her on fire just to make sure shes dead….right? right guys?
Poke her with a pointy stick.
These two are the PC and Mac of e-readers, and I cannot wait for more of their delightful repertoire.
Just let me know when the Kindle rep starts zapping back through time.
“How are you reading that in this light?” -person next to me trying to read with a tablet
“It is a book, it cost me nothing because I got it from a library.”-me