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We don’t do a lot of giveaways around here, because giveaways can be kind of a hassle, and also how many Bones Season 4 rubber coin wallets do you guys really want? But when the offer came to host a giveaway for a complete set of the Lord of the Rings movies on Blu Ray DVD (available in stores now!), that actually seemed kind of appropriate. You guys are all a bunch of nerds! And nerds love these movies! The prize package includes the full trilogy, as well as a bunch of other junk that you will probably tell your friends you don’t even care about as you secretly get the poster framed and wear the New Zealand jade necklace (?) under your stained Funkin Gonuts shirt. Anyway, here is the complete list ONE lucky winner will receive:
- • The Fellowship Of The Ring Blu-ray disc
• The Two Towers Blu-ray disc
• The Return Of The King Blu-ray disc
• Two Bookmarks
• One New Zealand Jade Necklace
• One Navy Blue Ornament
• One deck of LOTR Playing Cards
• One Travel Candle
• One Poster
Neat! Obviously, you’re going to have to rake a BUNCH of extra lawns this season if you’re going to save up for a Blu Ray DVD player, but it’ll be worth it! So, here’s how to win: you know that part in the movie when Legolas is like “You have my bow,” and then Gimli is like “And my axe!”? You know that part? Uh, guess what, I KNOW THAT YOU KNOW THAT PART. Just tell us what you would contribute to the Fellowship. (SEXT your response from inside your locker, where you have almost certainly been stuffed.) Whoever gets the most upvotes wins. Very easy. Very democracy. Winner will be announced in this week’s Monsters’ Ball. Good luck!
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You can have my upvotes.
If you win you should get wiggles dvds instead, LOTR is too violent for babies
I would contribute the ability to clean at great speeds, friendliness and loyalty even if you are an evil high school principal, a cheerful yet duo-tone voice and the ability to defeat exam-grading machines in one-on-one combat. What more could you ask for in a robotic butler?
You have my gifs.
I highly recommend watching this gif and listening to Designer Drugs (whatever…shut up… I brought my Zune to work today).
Manipulation by Corgis! (You totes got my upvote)
You got my upvote, for two reasons:
1) I would seriously love to have your gifs; and
2) You should actually be getting a paycheck for all the time you put in for this community, but a LOTR gift pack is good, too.
You got my upvote for these two reasons, and also for corgis.
How do giveaways fit into the EGOT? Is this a chance for a SUPER EGOT?
But who has my third Corgi?
You can have my lazy photoshops.
I don’t think I am alone when I say that I love the “Windwood takes on the classics” series of shoops you have done.
thanks, i’m going to make some more just for you and nakedpainter
You have my generalized anxiety, loneliness, and disdain for the world.
Joke’s on you, I already have my own!
You can have my free time at work.
And my snark
I think you already won this contest 3 months ago:
“You have my sword.
And my and my axe.
And my Honorary Bachelor’s Degree from the University of Kent in Canterbury”
http://videogum.com/201041/the-videogum-why-dont-you-caption-it-contest-orlando-blooms-honorary-degree/franchises/why-dont-you-caption-it/
I always feel ashamed about that win because of the typo. You have my embarrassment
You have my boyfriends.
I know this is going to get downvotes, because apparently you people REALLY HATE BONES (why??), but I will take as many Bones Season 4 coin purses as you will give me.
“You have my downvote.”
- Every monster who really wants that Navy Blue Ornament.
“You have That One’s borderline plagiarist comment.”
-Stevolas Pippinwood
“You have my spell-check.”
-Steve Winwood the Gray
My glasses!
You have the next 9 hours of my life.
13 hours, if you watch the extended editions, and if on the very last disc your friend’s cheap DVD player gives out and refuses to play any more Lords or Rings or hobbits or whatever, so you have to drive over to your other friend’s house to borrow his parents’ functioning DVD player.
…not that I’ve ever done that.
“You have my bow”
~ Legolas
“And my axe!”
~ Gimli
“And my PSYCHE!!!!”
~Steve Winwood
Wait, are you trying to win it for Winwood?
Well, seeing as I don’t own a Blu Ray player, I may as well. Might help to loosen the guy up a bit
“She’s pretty. What? Orlando Bloom is a man? I’m okay with that.” –Steve Winwood (1975-2012 [Middle Earth Years])
“They’re taking the hobbits to Isengard!”
~ Legolas
“I don’t give a care”
~ Steve Winwood
“My pretty.” –Gollum
“Plagiarist!” –Steve Winwood
Would a Winwood win it, if I Winwood could win wood?
I love all you people
Say whaaaaat?
You have my ability to take the fun out of any movie experience with feminist film theory.
I love me some Corgis, but this FTW!
So good
I can’t upvote you twice, so I upvoted the other two comments in this thread.
I think this is literally the first time I’ve been able to put my Master’s degree to practical use. Thanks, college!
I can proudly say, I have no idea what any of this means, but I will ask my husband…
Wife,
In Rivendell, LOTR characters were pledging themselves help Frodo Baggins to return the one ring to the fires of Mount Doom, the one place it could be destroyed. Destroying the one ring would then forever rid middle earth of the Dark Lord Sauron…… Duh!!
Thanks, IRL Huz! I knew I could count on your nerdiness!
Aww, adorable.
You can have my weird boner.
oh shit, I LITERALLY just choked on my Evian. For super realz.
Choked is dekohc spelled backwards…
Notsewfast, you posted this on the wrong thread. The Irish Hand Dance is a few posts back.
http://twitpic.com/1072af/full
I can’t even begin to tell you how much I am not going to click on that link…
my uncanny sense of always getting to the comment section a couple minutes too late to be read by the majority of viewers and therefore garnering the proper amount of upvotes to win a contest such as this.
#panderingforupvotesgum
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And my Fellowship of The ring Blu-ray disc, The Two Towers Blu-ray disc, The Return of the King Blu-ray disc, two bookmarks, New Zealand Jade Necklace, navy blue ornament, deck of LOTR playing cards, travel candle, and one poster.
You have my irrational anger at the Bing search box
You have my Lord of the Rings OR my Dorks.
You have my desperation cause I really really want a Lord of the Rings themed travel candle!!!!
What is a travel candle by the way?
i was wondering the same thing. perhaps if i had any recollection of any of these movies, i would know, but i either was too intoxicated or too bored when i watched them to remember what happened.
also, a navy blue ornament?
“Sorry we’re so late, our travel candle went out around exit 90, so we had to pull over, enter a videogum giveaway contest, wait for our new travel candle to arrive, and then walk to the gas station to buy a lighter because Seth refuses to carry one because he’s trying to quit smoking. But in order to make it up to you, here’s a jade necklace in the shape of New Zealand. It could also pass for Japan if you melted it a little.”
- Everyone, at some point in their lives
I believe to melt jade you would need access to the fires of Mordor, but those would probably also be good for lighting your travel candle.
“Thats a Fragrance of Love scented candle, Bitch!”
– Special K (Can’t Hardly Wait)
You have my Lord of the Rings Blu-ray trilogy prize package, as soon as I win it and put it on ebay and you win it.
You can have my garbage! ALL of it!
…and you have my bad puns!
You can have my Sad Don Draper meme. Seriously! Take it!
You have my +1 to next year’s VMAs
And my desire to post for the first time in a month when free Bluray’s are on the line!
You have my secret despair that these films already aren’t aging well and the pain it gives me where my coal black heart used to be.
You can have my apathy and surliness. One does not simply walk into Morder, but one can slouch there resentfully.
“One does not simply mis-spell their way into Mordor”
~ about 1000 geeks
Hahaha. That’s embarrassing. And also a positive sign, from a social standpoint.
To be fair, I’m in England right now, and they spell Morder ‘Lorry.’
You have my ability to bleed at the slightest provocation!
You can have my brotherly love! Everyone can get in on this!
Ive never seen LOTR or Star Wars. I had never seen Jaws or Alien until I joined this site. Also my 42” Bravia just broke. Pityvotes?
You can have my Sympathies!
You can also have my copies of Star Wars and LOTR on DVD. COD of course.
You have no shame. You can have my admiration.
And my cornballs!
Arressted Development refrences get my upvote everytime.
You have my inability to ever get more than 30 upvotes even though I really like you guys and I try to be a regular commentator and my resignation to the fact that I will never attain the greatness of a Werttrew or Notsewfast.
You have my world’s smallest violin.
and you can have my cheese to go with all that wine.
getting to put that out is as fun as doing that thing when you point at someones shirt and then flick their nose when they look down
you can have my MDMA fuelled make-out session with my cousin. no seriously, take it.
You have my yikes.
You have my movie:
You can have my uncomfortable awkwardness afterwords.
When I first read that I was like, “Really? That band or whatever?” Then I realized you were talking about that drug that I took a lot, back in the college days. My condolences!
You have my…wait, what the fuck?
that’s literally what she said.
You have my Blu Ray player! Can I come over and watch these?
You have my MAAAD Hat…..ter……….imnotgay .
You my sword
And you have my bow
And
I’m starting a campaign for this post to win. Its clever and the photo makes me laugh. Plus, Britney is wearing Elvin jewelry. Thus ends my campaign. If it proves successful I want the Traveling Candle–which probably smells like Gandolf’s beard.
You have my gratitude.
You have my one-year Sports Illustrated Kids subscription, which is something I “won” one time.
You have my $135 CAD authentic Katana sword.
You have my incessant whining, dirty looks and bad vibes.
“you can have all the shit you want, but none of this matters.”
-2012
Imperialism and bigots takin it the house, yall.
You can have my Matthew Fox.
But you can’t take my Josh Holloway.
Sold!
I don’t know what a fellowship is, but I would probably contribute a Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Blu Ray set.
Facetaco, you can have my unsolicited opinions. Whether you want them OR NOT.
I think these movies are terrible and the books are terrible too.
J.R.R. Tolkien? Too many initials. What kind of author has that many initials? A bad one.
C.S. Lewis books are terrible too and he was friends with Tolkien. Tolkien asked to borrow some of his terribleness. “Thanks, I didn’t have enough for these rignwraiths. I’m mean, what am I talking about.”
The Hobbit? More like “The Man Who Needed to Shave His Feet” starring Bam Magera.
Peregrin Took? Should have won Top Art, but sucked as a Hobbit adventurer.
Gollum is the only cool character and that’s because he looks kind of like me and you can sort of see his butt in the movies.
Oh shit you guys! Steve Winwood murdered Mans and possessed his body. We need to fix this.
PSYCHEEE, I ain’t give a care; RIP Mans. I’M actually possessed by Steve Winwood because I’m prettier.
“Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth. I didn’t come through hell nor fire to bandy crooked words with a witless Winwood”
~ Mansdalf
Now THAT’S what I like to see.
Even when you are mean you are still awesome Mans. I upvoted you just because you are the monster who wants this the least.
HEY MANS,
All you guys are so nice, I just wanted to make sure that I didn’t accidentally win. Everyone else deserves it more than me!
Now, let me show you my statistics on support for the war in Iraq…
Your ideas about the Iraq War intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
“Mans’ Monthly Musings” is what I assume it’s called.
You can have my Tyler Durden.
“I am Frodo’s smirking revenge. “
You have my axe as well. You could probably use two.
I too will contribute Axe.
we’ve got plenty of axe.
A toast to all the douchebags!
You have my guild:
“You have my stapler.”
You’re the best.
Why thank you.
I say we just give it to Keanu to cheer him up. not only will he have that sweet blu-ray set, but he will be reassured knowing that no matter how bad of an actor he is, there is always Orlando Bloom.
You have my actuarial prowess. I mean it. If you need an excel spreadsheet for the time value of money, come to THIS GUY.
And you have my crumbs from the last of the Lemba’s bread, if you want to pick them off my cloak.
You have
or…
I goggled “my wife” to make a Rodney Dangerfield comment. Pro tip: do NOT goggle the phrase “my wife”.
How do you “goggle” anything?
Like this,bud: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Google
I was going to do the “My Life” bit. You beat me to the joke
or…
Gabe,
you can have my evening tuxedo,
but I want to keep
I see what you did there.
The picture’s missing the laser background from school picture day.
You have my laser background.
“you can have my two bookmarks… i have a kindle” – nerd
You have my remote to skip to where we don’t need your swords, axes, and bows anymore. There, problem solved.
You can have my giant cat. http://www.flickr.com/photos/elisabethbromberg/4194729494/in/set-72157622224608065/
you have my ability to give my girlfriend something i could otherwise not afford for her birthday. or i would have the ability to do that. or something. but she would have the blu-rays. (am i doing this right?)
Scratch that. You can have my Chuck Norris pecs.
you can have my
but fair warning, he may never give me up…
no, embarrassing rickroll fail! i quit. free round of upvotes for everybody!
You have my tickets to the 2011 Gathering of the Juggalos. Which you totally want to attend, because it will be the last one ever, obviously.
If I win, I’m going to sell the whole package on Ebay and use the procceds for a charitible cause. The Leave Facetaco Alone Coalition.
Sounds good! And here’s your new (horrifying) logo.
“LEAVE FACETACO ALONE!”
You have my schadenfreude.
You can have my hardcover first edition of The Fellowship of the Ring, in which I’ve highlighted passages and made improvement notes.
you can have my elvish tattoo that brings my mother shame every time she sees it. Actually, I’d like to hang on to that. You can have my collection of LOTR themed bookmarks instead.
Not that cool Rohan leatherette one with the horse medallion on it! Which is totally not sitting in a book on my husband’s bedside table.
Actually, on second thought, I don’t really want the Videogum prize, but can I have all the stuff the rest of you are giving away?
You can have my skinny ties.
(Why doesn’t anyone ever want my skinny ties?)
“…And my Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with a Compass in the Stock!”
… And my giant eagle that will fly you right over Mount Doom, saving us all a lot of trouble and plot holes.
You have my undivided…something
You have my…no one is reading this far down the board. I suck!
You have my HD-DVD Player
You can have my One Ring that I bought for my nine year old son from the Noble Collection, gold plated over silver, which he wore without taking off while he grew and had to be cut off at the mall earring kiosk, which I’m pretty sure is what Sauron wants.
I wish I could upvote more than once. That’s hilarious!!!! (I’m trying to give away my schadenfreude, btw.)
You have my winking b-hole.
You have my fun at dinner.
What are Blu-rays? Whatever, I love Lord of the rings.
You can have my nude pictures of Igor Stravinsky.
Let me know when you’ve got some of Schoenberg and we can talk.
You can have my uncanny ability to tolerate Steve Winwood!
Yay for 5 minute photoshop skills!
Do not want.
YOU CAN HAVE MY HOT DRINKS, I FEEL THAT THEY MAY REALLY GET YOU GOING.
You can have my Swedish made penis enlarger pump…
You have my job because apparently nobody else here has one*
* – typed during lunch break
“Dude, you have my Koran”
~Boromir the Boyfriend
AND MY ABS.
True story: when the ring wraith character says to the pretty blonde girl something about how he is magically protected and no “man” can kill him, and the girl’s all like “PSYCHE! I am NO MAN!” and takes off her helmet revealing her pretty blonde hair and then she kills it. I got emotional and teared up. Seriously, for reals. Even though I had read and hated the books. Good manipulative drama action.
I hope you’re being serious BECAUSE I TOTALLY AGREE! I saw it on t.v on Sunday, and I had to shut the door so my roommates didn’t see me getting all teary-eyed at Lord of the Rings on Tnt.
yep I was being serious
You have my Narnian Side Hug.
“You have my Gossip Girl recap.” –Gabe
“And my shaber!!!!!” – Sean Connery
You have my manly manly girl-beard.
[img]http://theideagirlsays.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/bee_beard7-330.jpg[/img]
MADE OF BEES.
Lord of the Rings lacked bees. This is what I have noticed.
You can also have my manly manly not working BB code.
You can tell I joined Videogum JUST NOW!
For serious, just post the url, and Videogum 2.0 does the rest!
See!
You have my LOTR fan fiction writing skills. (Psyche! I don’t write LOTR fan fiction. I’m too busy writing Harry Potter fan fiction).
“You have my flaming Qur’an”- Religious zealot
“Dude, you have no Qur’an”- Frodo
You have my peacock, Argus.
“This might sound crazy… but I think there’s a man inside of you…” – Gandalf to Frodo
you have my loving embrace.
You have my seemingly insignificant Master of Arts in Media Studies degree from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee.
And you have my tums, and my tissues. Never more will a member of this fair Fellowship travel with hands unclean or stomachs upset. I have gum too but it really upsets the stomach sometimes so I wouldn’t recommend it too much.
you can have…
My Architect
My Best Friend
My Best Friend’s Girl *
My Big Fat Independent Movie
My Bloody Valentine
My Boss’s Daughter
My Date with Drew
My Favorite Wife
My First Mister
My First War
My Five Wives
My Girl
My Kid Could Paint That
My Life in Ruins
My Life Without Me
My Mom’s New Boyfriend
My Mother Likes Women
My Mother, My Bride and I
My Neighbors the Yamadas
My Own Private Idaho
My Sassy Girl
My Sister Eileen
My Sister’s Keeper
My Son, My Son, What Have I Done
…and my copies of these blu rays when an inevitable new special-er version comes out
My Suicide
My Summer of Love
My Super Ex-Girlfriend
My Winnipeg ~
OH MY!
I guess you can have my trip to IMDB to ruin the fun!
You have a copy of My Winnipeg? No fair!
For clarification, there is no Region 1 of My Winnipeg.
For translation, Lorrie lorrie no lorrie 1 lorrie My Lorrie.
You have my post that’s 4 hours too late to have a shot.
Well, I’m upvoting you! Screw futility!
Go, stu, Go! I vote Independant!
My wife! My daughter! My wife! My wife! My family!
And you have my unused condoms, because there will definitely be a lot of times you’ll need them on this quest especially at the end of the quest. Jeez just bone already.
…and a partridge in a peeear treeeeee!
and my too late of a post to possibly win at this point
I don’t have a blu-ray player whatever that is, so I’m just gonna throw some support up towards the top at Werttrew. I do love these special sets for some reason though. I bought a VHS collectors edition of Being John Malkovich purely for the Malkovich themed nesting dolls. I can only imagine the jealousy a New Zealand Jade Necklace would cause.
