“Hey guys! I’m on my way, can’t wait to see you.” — 2012 (Via EpicPonyz.)
My girlfriend is so up to speed on pop culture, that’s why we’re such a good match.
She looks a little old for you, Notsewfast. Already going for those cougars?
Hide your kids.
I hope everybody visits me in my home for the next few years
“You’ll get a shortened sentence.” – 2012
yes! i clicked through to the comments thinking “what fun jail jokes are in store for me?”
What gives? I have literally been told on two previous occasions that the Antoine Dodson Meme has ended and the Antoine Dodson Internet Cycle was already complete. If I can’t trust this pop culture blog to literally tell me the truth, who can I trust?
It’s like the Bubonic Plague–just because it is over, it doesn’t mean that there aren’t still corpses rotting in the street.
And then bad parents videotape their kids playing with the corpses an post them on youtube. The video then gets thousands of hits because the kid is so cute and nobody cares that rotting corpses are bad for kids.
I would invite this little girl to Chicago Karaoke, as the bed intruder song was the unofficial song of the night (and will likely be the official song come October 2nd), but the Karaoke Place is 21 and over, and also, gross, DS, why would you even invite a little girl to a Korean Karaoke Bar?
In any case, I am going to Facebook now, do not pass go, nor like this, nor collect 200 BILLION dollars.
I upvoted you b/c YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! Also, I liked the post.
austin karaoke better have this song.
If you’re trying to eat the microphone, you’re probably to young to be singing about a rapist.
I want this entire thing to go away.
I’m off to get an ironic tattoo of a little girl singing the “Bed Intruder” song, now. Hopefully having a tattoo will make me look tough, so my life will be a little easier once they put me in jail.
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you’re a coward
you threw the first punch and then ran away
I said, “f America (in general) for going back to war.” Just an opinion.
you said, “f yourself (specifically) for saying bad things about America” And you whitewashed how we got into the war. Ok, your opinion that people shouldn’t say bad things about America. You DID get the facts wrong about how we got into war, but wrong arguments are ok.
I bit, because you told me, specifically, to f myself for my views. So I said (in so many words), “People who defend this war should be stigmatized for doing so, since so many innocent people have died. They should be reminded of the harm that this war has caused.” Just my opinion.
You said, “You aren’t tolerant of other peoples’ opinions!”
Whatever man. I’ll tolerate your opinion. But as long as we’re telling each other to f ourselves just for having the opinion that America (in general) is a messed up place cause of this war, then, while tolerating your opinion, I’ll also not shy away from being blunt about what I think of it.
You can’t just argue with someone until you say, “You don’t like my opinion! You have no credibility!”
I never said anything like that about you. Sure, I said your opinion was SICK. Cause I think it is dude.
You said I was being “trendy” by saying f America. That’s a really weird opinion. Did I ever say “You want to call everyone that is against this war TRENDY. You’re not tolerant of TRENDY people.”
No, I just said you’re crazy.
Dude, get the hell over it! You’re trying to carry on a discussion from 4 days ago. That ship has sailed. Willy has been freed. It’s done. I’m not even bothering to read what you post anymore, why are you still trying?
The F stands for Friendship.
The F stands for Facetaco, I think. That would make sense, since this guy seems to have devoted his life to trying to get my attention.
“Facetaco” is the new BLAM!
“Downvote my life” is the new “fuck my life.”
Looks like someone has a crush on our facetaco!!!!
Yo dude, take a step back, yall are arguing about a thread from a day or two days or a week ago at this point.
We get it, you are passionate, and you think you are right, but this is not the forum for this stuff and CERTAINLY not the place where you should be following commentators around and calling them cowards.
I say to you Shut The Hell up, get a blog, and quit with the attacking people on the boards.
You’re acting as goofy as your Avatar.
I got this for you guys.
No doubt. Take two of these and call me in the morning.
“Yes, have some.” – Vince Clortho
It’s OK. You’re allowed to say fuck on the internet.
i think we should cut the keymaster some slack. he’s clearly been posessed by an ancient sumarian god.
Don’t laugh at me.
I laugh every time you comment, because I picture Gaston saying what you write, and it makes me happy.
To reiterate my point: do people still not understand how the children of the interwebs won’t comprehend something longer than a paragraph or a keyboard cat video.
back off, my facetaco!
irresponsibly placed comma.
once again, when I read your posts with Dr. Girlfriend’s voice in my head, it just makes everything SO much more entertaining.
Whew, that comma had me scared that you were attacking me. Glad to see we’re still BFFs.
Up next: Kids Reenacting Kids Singing the Bed Intruder Song.
After that: kidzpop version of bed intruder with “rape” replaced with “help”
Aw, isn’t it so cute how she says the word “rapist”?
I like the wagging finger she does during the “so dumb” part.
My mind is telling me that it’s wrong to like this, but my ovaries have taken over my mind, so all I can think is “cute kid…I want kids.” Damn you, ovaries.
Look how cool that wall.
does this “bed intruder” remind anyone else of a certain someone?
I was certain this would be the first comment. Glad someone picked up the slack.
that little girl is not very good at singing the bed intruder song.
In related news, all three of my kids are learning the lyrics to “It’s the End of the World as We Know It”. Totally their choice. I had nothing to do with it, but it’s cute as balls to hear a three year old say “Lenny Bruce is not afraid”.
I loved her song. She is sure to be hit singer in the coming days…
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