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It is crazy to me that it is already time for another MTV Video Music Awards. Of course, it’s also crazy to me that MTV still exists. And that they still pretend like music videos are a thing, and as if even if they were still a thing, MTV would have anything to do with them. So, it’s pretty crazy. SEE YOU HERE SUNDAY NIGHT!
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Brand new episode of Jersey Shore comes on right before the awards too.
Sorry Gabe, I know it’s dead to you, but it’s still alive for some. #SnookiesPickles
“Kanye West.”
- Jay Leno
I’m gonna let you finish that slice
“Kanye West.”
- Ian
I’m happy for the Kanye jokes, and I’mma let you all finish, but I just gotta say, “Pants On The Ground” was the best overused joke of the year.
#CrossingTheMemeStreams
It is conflicting with the True Blood season finale!!! Which I will be watching.
For real, it is the less ridiculous of the two.
(I will also be watching it!!!)
I’ll also also be watching it! Let’s have a True Blood thread in the middle of the VMA thread that will get in everyone’s way!
I’m in. As long as my husband lets me use his laptop…
I know! Which is the worser worst?
Quien es mas worst?
(avatar irony unintended)
“Kanye can do whatever he wants” – me, breaking my legendary one year silence on the matter.
At times over the last year, I would wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night, mumbling to myself, “Oh shit oh shit oh shit, what does Duncan think about Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs?”
So you have no idea how relieved I am right now.
I’m pleased for you, superglue.. and imma let you finish… but Beyoncé has the best dreams about me of all time, of all time!
How many Kanye references do you think there will be?
#poolgum
Well after I hit submit, seven of the eleven comments on this post will be about Kanye. By that logic, about seventy percent of the evening will be spent talking about Kanye. It’s called math, motherfuckers.
“Meanwhile, back in That One’s office bathroom…”
Is a bazillion still a legitimate number?
I believe eleventy billion is the number we are looking for.
I love you guys.
I am tempted to make a BLAM joke, but MTV is already sort of a BLAM’d version of its former self.
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Well, that wasn’t gonna work no matter what. Cocktails?
“Man… whatever happened to my antique fish tank?” – Kanye West
I love you monsters, but if I watch the MTV Video Music Awards it’s going to make me (Draper) sad, and we have yet to reach the level of a relationship where you can watch me cry on a webcam.