I really love this kid. That teenage dream one that Gabe linked to was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. It’s for reasons such as this I tune in to this site so regularly
Can you really retire from not actually working? Or from typing random words onto an electronic box? Can I retire from this nonsensical comment? Yes. Yes I can.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
“Brett Favre.”
- Jay Leno
“Jay Leno” – Brett Favre
“FIRST!!!!” – Person who doesn’t know who Amanda Bynes is*
*I dont know who that is
no guys this is sad stop dancing
Those lobsters dance like stupid teens.
Nooooooooo! Now where am I going to get updates on whether or not video games are fun?!
But now who will be the worst at 140 words or less? She can’t leave it all up to this guy!

Anytime I see Scott Baio, I automatically think of “Can’t Hardly Wait.”
“I still have that red bandana…*sniff*”
“Well if you really love him, then you get on the phone and you call Barry Manilow!”
That movie is awesome….”Mike Dexter’s a god! Mike Dexter’s a role model!” I will stop…I could keep quoting all day…
Oh, I know! It is so quotable!
“She he’s sort of tall, with hair and he wears t-shirts…sometimes…”
Now I need to have my monthly viewing of “Can’t Hardly Wait” this weekend.
“Thats a Fragrance of Love scented candle, bitch!”
“But then she reaches into her bag and pulls out a strawberry pop-tart. The very same breakfast pastry that I was consuming at that moment!”
“You know what they say about women and trolley cars. Plenty of em in the sea!”
I’m going to have to watch it this weekend too.
NOBODY DRINK THE BEER! THE BEER HAS GONE BAD!
Now, if we could just get John Mayer…
She goes in and out of retirement so fast, retirement just had an orgasm.
#almostworks
I think it works all the way!
(TWSS?)
Nailed it.
#ATGSTTS
RIP, @chicky.
Nailed it again, Bing!

Ack! Let’s try this again. Nailed it again, Bing!
You Nailed it, Face!

Nooo! Photobucket FAILURE!
Ahem…nailed it again, Bing!
Man, at this point, the joke wasn’t even funny anymore. Gabe, can I get a do-over?
FUCK IT DUDE, IT’S FRIDAY

WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK
SEE WHATIMEAN
That cat knows what’s up! “Fuck You Friday” is officially underway.
http://imgur.com/mlsDd.png
DANG IT!

Preach, kitty!
… but whooooo cares?
so what who cares
that is one of my favorite fred armisten characters
I really love this kid. That teenage dream one that Gabe linked to was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. It’s for reasons such as this I tune in to this site so regularly
Look at you… you are a one-man (or one-woman!) Keenan shop.
“S/he works hard for the meme-y! So hard for the meme-y!” — Donna Summer, 2010
Can you really retire from not actually working? Or from typing random words onto an electronic box? Can I retire from this nonsensical comment? Yes. Yes I can.
Amanda Bynes needs to retire from retiring.
Fuck
Ironically, I retired from Amanda Bynes years ago.
let’s see if my first gif ever works.
darn.
yes. my shock at Bynes’ retirement is adequately expressed.
Bynes is really doing a bang up job in her whirl wind promotion of EASY A.