You can watch the Saw 3D trailer here. OR: you can watch a baby monkey riding a miniature pig here. Unfortunately, you can only watch one or the other, not both. Sorry! Life is all about tough choices.
I didn’t like when the monkey fell off the pig then squealed for several seconds before he got back on. That made me sad. Now I’m think about how sad it will be when that baby monkey becomes too big to ride the pig’s back. Maybe he can ride a normal sized pig then? Okay I’m happy now.
I think the caption beneath this child should Read THEY’RE CRAZY
I mean, not because of what Werttrew or DexterBot or Laffcamp are saying, but bc the Child Looks Lie He’s Saying THEYRE CRAZY
What up with the weird two-headstones-only cemetery the pigmonkey runs through starting at 1:22? Is it in someone’s yard? Is it public? What up with that?
I’m no doctor but I think it’s illegal for a film to kill all of its audience.
Brilliant marketing scheme, though. Instead of “come see this movie, or we’ll kill you,” we get “come see this movie, AND we’ll kill you.” I guess it truly makes the film critic-proof.
Your friend: “Hey, remember when Ebert went to see Saw 3D and he died?”
These Saw movies are so unrealistic. I mean, after the first one, it would’ve been so easy to catch the dude. Just stake out all the power tools sections in Home Depots across the country and wait for a puppet to show up and buy some shit. Jeez.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
That’ll do.
“Thank the Pig.”
Why can’t it be baby monkey riding a mini pig IN 3D?
I didn’t like when the monkey fell off the pig then squealed for several seconds before he got back on. That made me sad. Now I’m think about how sad it will be when that baby monkey becomes too big to ride the pig’s back. Maybe he can ride a normal sized pig then? Okay I’m happy now.
I clicked the first link and I was like:
but then I clicked the second link and I was like:
I thoroughly enjoy your self-made Keenan meme.
I want you to keep making these Keenan posts until the world turns to ashes.
Thanks, but when the world turns to ashes, we’re gonna be too busy running around like:
I think we know what Bing likes!!
Meanwhile, Google wants to have it both ways:
Google image Turned up

Devon Sawa
No lie, for a second I thought this was Jonathon Brandis, and I got excited and then sad.
If Saw 3D doesn’t literally reach out of the screen and pick up audience members, I will literally sue everyone for false advertising. Everyone.
I’m just hoping that anyone who goes to see this movie has a circular saw thrown at them.
A baby monkey riding a miniature pig backwards is the perfect metaphor for our government and also I don’t really understand metaphors.
I think you just called Barack Obama a baby monkey. Racism!
Oh “That’s Racist” .gif. Is there any thread you CAN”T show up in?
I think the caption beneath this child should Read THEY’RE CRAZY
I mean, not because of what Werttrew or DexterBot or Laffcamp are saying, but bc the Child Looks Lie He’s Saying THEYRE CRAZY
That or THATS RAY JAY
Cannot unsee.
What up with the weird two-headstones-only cemetery the pigmonkey runs through starting at 1:22? Is it in someone’s yard? Is it public? What up with that?
Baby monkey riding a baby pig? Might as well go back to bed, my day can’t get any better.
I went with the monkey riding the pig. Surprisingly, I wish I had chosen Saw 3D, but I understand I must live (die?) with my choice.
This is the toughest choice I’ve had to make since I could only be human OR dancer.
Baby Monkey! Baby Monkey!
OH MY GOD DO A GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH FOR MONKEY PIG BUT FIRST MAKE SURE YOU DON’T HAVE A HEART CONDITION
Oh, God, THANKS PATRICK.
Awww, poor little fellow. I’d feed him some milk.
The monkey pig, of course. Not Keenan. That would be weird.
Christ, we only see it after we type it, don’t we?
I’m no doctor but I think it’s illegal for a film to kill all of its audience.
Brilliant marketing scheme, though. Instead of “come see this movie, or we’ll kill you,” we get “come see this movie, AND we’ll kill you.” I guess it truly makes the film critic-proof.
Your friend: “Hey, remember when Ebert went to see Saw 3D and he died?”
You: “YEAH!”
I’m sorry. That dialogue literally went nowhere.
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Clearly that is against the rules.
I’m not downvoting you because you watched both. I’m downvoting you because I hate you. No offense.
None taken.
These Saw movies are so unrealistic. I mean, after the first one, it would’ve been so easy to catch the dude. Just stake out all the power tools sections in Home Depots across the country and wait for a puppet to show up and buy some shit. Jeez.
http://yfrog.com/5yackp
Team Pig!