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The 3rd Law Of Power: Never let your enemy overestimate you.
The 11th Law Of Power: Keep your friends close, and your publicist closer.
The 14th Law Of Power: When you leave the field of battle, salt the earth with your vagina so that nothing else may grow there.
The 29th Law Of Power: Be three feet tall.
The 36th Law Of Power: If your friend is not on the list at Chubby’s, they are your enemy.
The 42nd Law Of Power: The wise man knows how to use babytalk and incessant whining to his advantage.
The 48th Law Of Power: Destroy your enemy completely by making them laugh so hard their butt falls out.
(Thanks for the tip, Bubbles.)
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They didn’t show the part where snooki COVERED THE BOOK WITH GASOLINE, LIT IT ON FIRE AND THREW IT INTO THE STATUS QUO!
snookie doesn’t follow the law
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BOOOOOOO
1st law of power for YOU: Learn to take a DOWNVOTE!
(what? Ugh.)
Snooki is pretty much the next Kim Jong-Il, you guys. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
At least Kim Jong-Il wears khaki pants.
The 49th Law of Power: Forget the first 48 Laws of Power. Let’s get hammered.
DId Snooki join the Monsters’ Book Club?
Sadly, shortly after this picture was taken, the horse had to be put down.
Not before winning the Kentucky Derby for ol’ Snooks.
how does this not have more than 8 upvotez? i seriously lol’d at this.
It’s like real life is Photoshopping itself now.
Well, almost…
Oompa loompa doompety doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
Drinking is fine when it’s once in a while
It keeps you smooshing and brightens your smile
But it’s repulsive, revolting and wrong
Drinking and drinking all day long
The way that a cow does
Oompa loompa doompety da
Given pouffy hair you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do
Oh good. You did it. We can all go home now.
Alternate caption: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!
ah, she looks just like a young genghis khan
i mean this very seriously
I don’t know who exactly you are, Ryan Van Dyke, but you have Photoshopped your way into my long-term memory.
(Although the moustache kinda looks Captain Morgan-y, which is also appropriate.)
this is how i do it.
Alternate caption: No one tan should have all that power.
racist.
This deserves way more upvotes.
The horse wishes it had the power to get her off his back, literally
Not pictured: Sammy on the curly slide clutching her copy of Freedom.
Danger… Snookie 9000 has achieved sentience and now understands irony. Abort mission.
*Whilst
This post is too classy for anything less.
There’s a Archie Digest hidden inside that book…
AN Archie Digest, AN… Oh boy.
Walker told me I have AIDS
Not Necessarily Pictured: Comprehension
“Apes don’t read philosophy.”
“Yes they do, Snooki; they just don’t understand it.”
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095159/quotes?qt0320171
I’m sorry guys, I don’t really even have a feel for what is going on here.
You know what? Imma sit this one out. I refuse to think about this.
The glasses and boots make her kind of sexy, actually. She’s got the sexy librarian thing, and the “you make fire, me ugg you” cavegirl thing.
On the other hand, what the HELL is going on here?
The 12th Law Of Power: Practice oral sex with vegetables. Preferably pickles.
You know what? This could be the lunchtime martinis talking, but I love these guys. I mean, they piss all over my heritage and they’re despicable human beings and their show is, honestly, not that great (“Hey! Let’s go watch a bunch of other people make bad decisions!”-MTV).
And then Snooki goes and does this — whatever this is — and it’s like they’re playing jump rope with the line between oblivious and self-awareness. Are they geniuses? Are they morons? Is this all part of some labyrinthine Keyzer Soze-esque plan that will make us all drop our coffee cups as the “so-crazy-it-worked” brilliance dawns upon us?
All I know is, when President The Situation nukes Akron, I won’t be surprised. But I will probably be interested. Probably.
Snooki OR Books. God bless you and your searing insight into modern America, Bing.
You know what they say about hoop earrings…
Why couldn’t that bomb squad have blown up *this* FurReal Pony?
#missedopportunity
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