The 3rd Law Of Power: Never let your enemy overestimate you.
The 11th Law Of Power: Keep your friends close, and your publicist closer.
The 14th Law Of Power: When you leave the field of battle, salt the earth with your vagina so that nothing else may grow there.
The 29th Law Of Power: Be three feet tall.
The 36th Law Of Power: If your friend is not on the list at Chubby’s, they are your enemy.
The 42nd Law Of Power: The wise man knows how to use babytalk and incessant whining to his advantage.
The 48th Law Of Power: Destroy your enemy completely by making them laugh so hard their butt falls out.
(Thanks for the tip, Bubbles.)