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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Bing is just willy nilly when it comes to the pubes and safe sites and un-requested video suggestions.
So in like 10 years he’s going to have a mushy black blob inked on his ear? Cool decision, guy.
Yeah, I am getting grossed out by the thought of the after care of that tattoo. He has to rub lotion in his ear, and there’s ear wax in there and grossness. That just really makes me want to barf big time.
How is there ear wax on the Outer Part of your Ears? THAT is Barf Gross.
Seriously, whats goin on there?
NO DINNER AT THISISMYNIGHTMARES HOUSE*
*Me, To Myself.
EEEWWW! I was just assuming this fella wasn’t to concerned with personal hygiene, and he probably allows for waxy gross build up. I guess what they say is true, “Assuming makes and ass out of you and me.” Or maybe just me.
It’s good work though. You would think the lines would be a lot shakier, considering how much the artist must have been laughing as he did it.
It’s not half as bad as the map of Tatooine inked across his face. Let’s just say, the chances are pretty low that any girl is going to want to kiss a guy’s Sarlac pit.
Also, “Tatooine”! Haha, what a dumb planet name. Geoge Lucas should have went all out and just started the next movie on the Ice Planet of Nipplepiercingsville.
Hopefully I’ll be able to fire a proton torpedo into her exhaust port.
I didn’t think anything could eclipse the nerdiness of that tattoo … until I read the comments.
My semester started back up at university yesterday (that’s right — UNIVERSITY) and I was delighted/horrified to learn that one of my classmates has begun work on a full-body tattoo. He already has both legs done, as well as his ass. By Christmas, he hopes to be finished and covered in tribal designs from head to toe. Fucking yuck.
Shit, I forgot to include a Keenan face.
Judging People is the best
Some of these comments sound like my parents talking. The guy is a tattoo artist which means two things: 1) he probably has TONS of tattoos the average person wouldn’t get and 2) he doesn’t really give a shit what anyone thinks about his tattoo choices.
Now I’ll go back to refreshing the main page until the Mad Men recap shows up.
For real. What if I said the Keenan kid was ugly and grosses me out? I would get ROASTED. Apparently, if a box of popcorn says a tattooed body suit is gross, well, who are we to disagree.
This goes without saying, but my stance on full-body tattoo-suits is simply an opinion? Like… just my own opinion? I think it is really gross and really permanent and really silly. Also, the student in question happens to be a pretentious and condescending art-snob. He is not a stranger. He is a jerk. Perhaps I am predisposed to not liking his tattoo choices.
Sorry, FunStik, this comment shouldn’t have been so pointedly specific towards you as the box of popcorn in question. In general, we do make fun of people here on this site, and every sort of weirdo/oddball/interesting character gets his turn. It just seems like, lately, there has been a bit more activity on the tattoo postings, and when it does, it turns into PPL WITH TATTOOS ARE DUMMIES AND STEREOTYPE A, B, C, AND THIS THIS AND THIS HAPPENS…
It just seems like a lot of judgment being passed around EVERY time this topic comes up, and it’s all pretty one-sided.
I’m not going to defend people that do stuff like get full body tattoos and then bitch about how society views them. I am not going to defend someone I don’t know (the arse in question at your school) and I will never tell you you can’t express your beliefs.
I apologize for aiming a general complaint about this thread, and the others like it, towards you.
Thanks for your reply. I see your point and I appreciate you clarifying that it wasn’t personal. Let’s have a drink and get matching friendship tattoos.
It really is the best!!! And so are you.
*this is the dumbest!
This is like the time my friend got the Rebel Alliance logo tattooed on her naval and told me that while it was meant to represent her undying love for Star Wars, it was also to deter creeps from wanting to try and have sex with her.
This, of course, was her failing to realize that actually it’s pretty much a billboard telling those “creeps” that you are the easiest lay they have ever seen.
I’d like to get a tattoo to remind me of my childhood, but I don’t know how best to depict my parents’ divorce and the extreme sense of isolation I felt playing with my toys alone in my room.
Gabe would love to get a tattoo to remind him of his own childhood, but he can’t find a tattoo artist that does illuminated letters.
…also, sorry about your parents’ divorce and concomitant childhood desolation…sucks.
The real question here: if you’re going to get a Death Star ear tattoo (and believe me, we’ve all finally accepted that you ARE going to get a Death Star ear tattoo), why oh why do you choose the half completed, half-assed plot concept rehash that was the SECOND Death Star? Whatever happened to good taste?
Uh, because the second one didn’t have the design flaw where it’s exhaust ports were bared for all the world to see and put stuff in. DUH!
I just like that the blogger called this a “fabulous bit”… what?
is it wrong that i think this is awesome?
Van Gogh sitting you down, all, “Listen. I’ve made some bad decisions.”