He’s probably out of the running to be revealed as Kelly Taylor’s baby daddy on 90210 tonight, on account of them being step-siblings and all, but Brian Austin Green appeared on Ellen yesterday to promote his role on The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Some say he seems tweaked out on drugs, but I think he’s the physical embodiment of a really really bad hangover:

By the way, how excited are we all to find out who Kelly’s kid is tonight? It’s probably Brandon because he calls her from Belize, but it could be Dylan just because Luke Perry seems to really need work. One thing’s for sure: that curly blonde mop-top is a red herring if I’ve ever seen one — it’s definitely not Steve! Sigh. I can’t wait for that show to be canceled.

Comments (6)
  1. Dan  |   Posted on Sep 16th, 2008 0

    I’m of the opinion that if cocaine were to manifest itself as a person, it would look something like B.A.G. in this interview. Sweat, arm gestures, rapid start and stop conversation style, and sexy lady friend 10 years his junior. Cocaine would be such a player.

  2. I tuned out at the 4:23 mark. NPH is soooo my boyfriend.

  3. munga  |   Posted on Sep 17th, 2008 0

    That was really not worth posting

  4. Great tattoo idea. Worked well for Angelina, johnny, etc.

  5. Mootsfrobby  |   Posted on Jan 9th, 2009 0

    There are 5 houses in five different colors
    In each house lives a different nationality.
    These 5 owners drink a certain beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar and keep a certain pet.
    No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.

    The CLUES:

    The Brit lives in the Red house.
    The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
    The Dane Drinks tea.
    The Green House is on the left of the White House.
    The Green House’s owner drinks coffee.
    The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
    The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
    The man in the center house drinks milk.
    The Norwegian lives in the first house.
    The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats
    The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
    The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
    The German smokes Prince.
    The Norwegian lives next to the Blue House.
    The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.
    The QUESTION:

    Who owns the fish?

  6. Neat info!! will definitely visit again.

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