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Over the weekend, the Insane Clown Posse released a music video for their latest single (sure, single, this thing is everywhere!), Juggalo Island. You can watch the video after the jump, but first, please join me in saying goodbye to the Insane Clown Posse. Goodbye! It has been quite a year, and a lot has happened since the Internet first met the Juggalos last July. We have raised our children, and made peace with the maggots. The Juggalos have appeared on Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and Law & Order, and been interviewed by Martin Bashir. The Insane Clown Posse launched the successful musical careers of new artists, made riveting feature films, and founded their own News Network. We have shared in highs and we have shared in lows. And now we say goodbye. Goodbye to all of that. The Juggalos want to go live on an island of their own, and dip their balls in the water, and I say that we should let them. BON VOYAGE!
It has been fun. Although let’s be honest: it hasn’t been THAT fun. Despite the clown make up and the seeming hunger to fuel the joke fire, it is important to remember that Juggalo culture is ultimately founded less on the “family” principles they so commonly espouse, and more on the principles of being terrible, violent, misogynistic, homophobic, racist assholes. Yuck. And boo. I give them all one month on Juggalo Island before everyone is dead. Oh well. R.I.P.
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Also, clowns are terrible. We should never forget that clowns are terrible.
The exception that proves the rule:
OH GOD I CAN STILL SEE IT WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES
This guy knows what your talking about:
*you’re
I haven’t had my coffee. Clearly!
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“Baby, up your butt with a coconut” but I saw no coconut. There was no coconut to my knowledge.
Seriously, where was the NSFW tag? Clowns are the worst, only surpassed by insane clowns in posses.
Is there some Frozen Donkey Wheel that I can turn to make this go away?
We have to not ever go back!
I’m very cool with this new plan of just shipping certain celebrities and all their fans off to distant islands.
Huckabeast, I’ve been meaning to share something with you (I hope it works):
You crazy for this one, Cakeordeath!
If this song is any indication, Insane Clown Posse has apparently morphed into Smash Mouth circa 2001.
Unkle (Painted) Kracker(s)
(NS)LFO more like.
“I got my dick in your hot dog bun.” Somehow, Shaggy 2 Dope managed to channel the Hipster Grifter while saying something markedly less clever. Fucking sex metaphors, how do they work?
That seemed less like a metaphor and more like a literal description of an event that really happened and will really happen again.
“I literally got my dick in your hotdog bun.” – Violent 2 Dope [covering my bases there]
And apparently our girlfriends are about to be lured away by a Santa-sized redneck in a Speedo! Someone call Ben and tell him we need another island disappeared.
Ugh, these jagoffs and their horrible rapping. They make it hard on other legitimate clown rappers
It must be such a bitch to wear clown face paint at the beach. I actually admire* their dedication.
*I do not admire anything about this except my ability to stop watching after less than a minute.
Whenever I go to the beach I have to cover my face in zinc oxide (note: I am very pale). I know their pain.
I can’t bring myself to watch this, you guys.
I’m actually so tired of making fun of juggalos that i can’t either. I feel like the rest of the world feels the same way too, we collectively don’t give a shit how weird these people are anymore.
Can we apply the “fake rap” tag here, please?
So once Betty White releases a record, can we wrap that one up too?
I have been waiting to say goodbye to them for nearly 15 years now. As a high schooler in suburban Detroit, I never understood this shit even when I was 14. Now hipsters think its funny, so I see this stuff everywhere. Thanks a lot internet for not letting these horrible pieces of shit die, you fucking ruin everything!
Also, they should party with MC Hammer over here…
MC Hammer – Pumps in a BumpUploaded by Discodandan. – See the latest featured music videos.
I am also 15 years ahead of the Internet, not only in saying goodbye to ICP, but for loving funny pictures of cats.
How are there ZERO pictures of someone pouring out a bottle of Faygo anywhere on the internet?
I took this as a challenge, so I used Google Images, and they only picture I found was ICP pouring a bottle of Faygo on this “Lady’s” exposed boobies*. I would post the picture here, but, you know, NSFW.
*Yes, I said “boobies.” DEAL!
I also took this challenge but instead found this: http://www.faygo.com/Recipes.aspx *
Turns out not only is Faygo great for Cauliflower Soup and Faux Crab Appetizer, it can also be used to make playdoh.
*Those Bing commercials suddenly make sense…
Ruby gif will ALWAYS get my upvote. In every instance of its use.
I love you.
“Hon, please stop staring so blatantly at that clown’s speedo.”
- me to my girlfriend
So this is what that summer I spent on meth looked like!
I’m amazed at how many girls there were in this video. Really, ladies, you enjoy being surrounded by violent, drunk, colossally dumb men who literally only say SHOW UR TITZ?
Two words: daddy issues.
Two words: Meth Addiction.
Three words: Dumber than Mud
Clearly you’ve never been to college.
Look, we can solve this problem or we can solve global warming, little Napoleon, but not both.
Anyone ever read “The Children of Men”? For some reason I always imagined the Omegas looking similar them. I think it was the barbaric description of them when they dance around the car….
Somebody call Weezer, Island in the Sun has been hi-jacked and turned into something more terrible
I wonder if now that they are on an island if the their beef with Eminem has finally been put to rest. http://www.eminem.net/enemies/icp/
I think we need a sitcom where Nick Cannon and Deuce Bigelow show up on the island, and instead of mild pop songs and unfunny hijinks, they are surrounded by human nightmares.
“Don’t hate me ‘cos the Speedos I’m wearin’, I got ya girlfriend staring.” – Someone please tell me I have misheard this. Then at some point I may be able to shake the image of the big-boned one in just tight trunks and face paint.
I’m washing out my ears with Simon & Garfunkel. Sounds Of Faygo.
I prefer “Bridge Over Troubled Faygo” or “Mrs. Sugar Slam.”
I like “The only Living Juggalo in Detroit”
Not to discount Simon’s later career, especially the album with Faygosmith Black Mambazo.
“50 Ways to Offend Sensibility” is in my head.
How about the soothing sounds of “Like a Bitch with a Troubled Posse”?
i can’t help but feel a SLIGHT bit of jealousy for things like ICP & kids music band members. they are smarter than us because they are getting paid tons of money to do really dumb, easy things. i mean, kids music is better because they USUALLY aren’t racist ass clowns, but still.
i’m sorry. im quite hungover today and my judgment may be clouded. good to have you back, videogum. i need you today.
“Sounds of Faygo talk to me, make me want to feel like a juggalo, until I discovered the feelings of a real life emotional juggalo, and then I think again.”
Shit, that was a reply to Napoleon Complex!
Well no it was not!
Something happened mid-way writing the now not-so-in-context reply!
I feel your pain. I just failed to reply to myself, which, now that I write it out, may be the most pathetic thing that has ever happened in my already questionable life.
I know the ICP is homophobic and misogynist, but are they racist too? I hadn’t heard* any racist stuff from them.
*I haven’t heard anything from them, except “Miracles”. I didn’t even listen to this song post.
Oh… Now I did listen. I didn’t realize Smash Mouth was collaborating with the ICP.
Is this a stop on Dark Carnival Cruise Lines?
BINGO!
Is ICP still a thing? #monsterbait
Rest assured, there are no magnets on this island.
The magnets got me.
R.I.P. Ass Dan jokes.
Fucking Islands. How do they work?
I can never forgive these guys for contributing to the long-oppressive stereotype that clowns don’t know how magnets work. That shit is wrong.
So, no more free pitchforks?
“This song would be better with less clowns and more Smash Mouth.”
- You.
Say goodbye to the ICP and hello to the Dalai Lama!!!
Damn, his science is too tight.
If I get just one dick in my hot dog bun this summer as a result of this song, these clowns will pay
The cover story on the village voice this week is about The Gathering. However, I was more interested in something on page 23: http://www.villagevoice.com/events/videogum-and-147-back-to-schooland-148-comedy-show-and-party-2040889/
This video sort of makes me feel like this dog:
It’s ok, buddy! You’re not alone!