“YIKES” IS A COMMENT. “FAKE” IS A COMMENT. I SAID NO COMMENT! (Thanks for the tip, Ben.)
Real and straight.
The viral marketing for the new Major Lazer album is getting a little out of hand here.
Alternate joke for here:
“Feel the rhythm, feel the ride”
-Cool Running Condoms
The two GGs make a butt. Heh.
that’s not a butt.
It’s obviously a halo plasma pistol.
“When you’re going out romping shop?” Am I mishearing that? What does it meeeeeaaaaan?
i’m also pretty sure the gold flavor is called “romp ruff” and they are STUDDED.
my vagina is now terrified of Jamaica.
I’m pretty sure he said they were “studied,” and have simply received more education about how fe touch de spot.
I thought she was saying “When you’re goin on a wrong pictchah”. Like, if you were trying to find your long-lost half-brother, and you spotted him in a crowd, but then it turns out you were goin on a wrong pictchah and your brother does not in fact have a wooden leg.
“Thanks for the tip, Ben.”
But they won’t work unless you cover it ALL!
You’ve got a friend in me.
Mom, what’s daggering?
Oh god! MOM!
Did you teach sex ed at my school? They always traumatized us whenever we asked how anything fun worked.
Now Europeans can never sneer at the Gathering of the Juggalos again.
OOF! Daggering you guys.
From the article…
As he told the paper, she declined to release him once she had a grip: “Mi deh a Chubby Dread memorial, rouna Southside and di selector seh mi mus hold har. So mi start dagger and she jus spin roun an bite mi. Mi bawl out fi di people dem hear mi. Di people dem seh mi mus hold on pan her, but she neva waan let mi go.”
” We don’t want to be taken seriously”
“Neither do we.” — America
I don’t understand all the words because I don’t understand Jamaican patois, and presumably if I could understand it I’d at least get it. Its apparent bizarreness is my fault, for being culturally limited.
Not that a person wants to “get” everything s/he understand, but fluency in the language does help accuracy in judgment.
Nothing in this commercial is what she said.
Response from the “Show me your genitalia” lady in 3, 2, 1…
“I prefer that my condom supplier only use a gmail account.” -You
I also prefer that the name of the company be misspelled.
All I’m gonna say is that is one giant box for 2 condoms.
And what would this packaging infer?
This video about daggering condoms decidedly LACKS DAGGERING. Shame.
I haven’t had this much trouble understanding what a Jamaican is saying since I played GTAIV.
“Sign in, we’re running a little behind, he’ll be with you as soon as he can, bobsled.”
STD’s and pregnancy aren’t the only things these (I hope) prevent from happening. I’d like to think us women would recognize the man’s condom choice as a warning.
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