I believe today is the day that Donna Martin finally graduates.
I’m going to celebrate by having a cuddle huddle with my closest friends!
I’m going to celebrate by growing out an epic Steve Sanders Brillo mullet
I think I’ll celebrate by changing the outgoing message on my voicemail, Dylan-style: “This is teacherman…(sigh) you know the drill.”
Thanks — you fixed it.
My name is actually Brandon Walsh. I was actually born with that actual name.
So fuck today.
School/College/Work must have been hell for you, i presume?
Every substitute teacher I ever had growing up would ask if I had a sister named Branda.
If it helps, I’ll burn down the homecoming float for you.
God I hate that Emily Valentine. Seriously, everytime she came on the screen I would shout that at the tv.
But wasn’t the U4EA episode amazing? (minus Emily Valentine’s screentime)
They left out my favorite 90210 clip…When Dylan’s wife Toni dies in car bomb that was meant for him!
Mine is when Kelly (pregnant Jenny Garth in real life) gets shot in the parking lot. So good.
Also good, Kelly’s Single White Female roommate Tara.
Clearly I was very into the Kelly plotlines.
like when she got BURNED IN THE FIRE? and they were all in the tub like “HELP US”.
and she had those burn marks that made her self conscious but I couldn’t even see them on my TV? Way to make sure all viewers have an impossible beauty standard to live up to, even real burn victims.
Oh yeah, I loooooovvvvveeee that one! And what about Laura, the crazy girl that said that Steve raped her.
Crazy girl with the crazy eyes. Steve was so terribly desperate that he managed to overlook them.
Whoa! I guess I missed the Soprano’s crossover.
Duh, she got accidentally shot by her mobster dad’s henchman. Dylan’s dad was blown up in the car bomb (*Spoiler: no he wasn’t).
I will celebrate by paying attention to the first 3 hours of the day and then totally stop caring about everyone.
I’ll celebrate by *trying* to pay attention to the day while my Mom makes sarcastic comments from the other room and I yell “Noooooo, Mom, this day is really cool, all the other kids at school like this day!” and then later realize my Mom was right, this day is actually pretty cheesy.
also, lets take some time, pour out some of your 40 oz, and remember those who gave their characters live’s…like David Silver’s friend with the gun (Scott?), Rebecca Gayheart aka the Noxema Girl, and Dillon’s dad – that guy who played the father in the Hogan Family. RIP
That guy with the gun really had it coming though. What a show-off!
I want to go to there.
Donna Martin looks like a demon.
Dylan is decaying.
“What about us?” -Actors from the revamped 90210 (except Jessica Walters, because Gangy doesn’t care).
Here in the UK, where we write dates differently, it’s 20910. So nothing special to celebrate. Business as usual, or as we say, lorries as usual.
USA! USA! USA!
Also your postal codes have letters, so It would be something like Beverly Hills W1N 4BH.
Doesn’t quite roll off the tongue, does it?
Did you celebrate back in February?
I’m not ashamed* to say it that I’ve been watching the S01 reruns on Croatian television all summer, during my vacation. Ah, T’was a simpler time.
* though, frankly I should be.
I’m going to celebrate by having a slumber party and inviting 2 of my friends and this nerdy girl that my brother seems to like but that I’m not technically friends with. One of my friends is bringing a cooler girl to hang out with us – I hope she ends up having a bunch of appetite suppressants in her purse so we can cure her anorexia in 10 minutes by having a nice chat and offering her a bowl of ice cream.
Ohmigod! Can I come? I’ll bring my Ouija board!
These things never end well.
What??? They always end in dance parties!
Dance parties you drag your Mom into!
I recently had a drunken debate with friends about the all-time worst character ever on the show. We decided it was Kelly’s professor in the wheelchair who tried to get her into the cult, but I’d love to hear other suggestions.
i vote for steve.
minus one?? steve was the worst! he was always just standing around being the worst and gross.
steve sanders was and still is my hero to this day
He’s really bad, but I really hated Allison, the lesbian who fell in love with Kelly when they got trapped in a fire together.
The worst character(s) on the show were the kid who was supposedly Dylan’s sister, her mom and her mom’s skeevy boyfriend. Judge for yourselves who was the worst out of that crew.
Ha, his little grifter sister (I think her name was Erika?) was number 2 in our informal poll. She was DREADFUL. As was the person who did those weird guided hypnosis sessions with Dylan where he envisioned himself and Kelly during the gold rush or whatever. That is when the show really started to go off the rails.
Andrea Zuckerman was 90210′s Jar Jar Binks
I think we should all celebrate by sharing our favorite 90210 memories. Here’s mine:
Prom episode. Tori Spelling is puking in the bathroom. Standing outside the bathroom door is Brian Austin Green or David Allan Greer or whatever the fuck that boys name is, the boy who wanted to fuck Tori Spelling. He is looking crestfallen listening to his date choke on her own vomit in the bathroom.
Enter Steve Sanders played by Ian Zierling. He comes up to Tori Spelling’s boyfriend and says “Guess no ‘noogie’ for you tonight!” LOL! I have always wanted to change my name to Steve Sanders aka Ian Zierling after that moment.
Remember when Donna Martin wore the mermaid costume to the Halloween Party and couldn’t sit down all night?
Sidenote: That costume was way more revealing than the black dress Kelly was wearing, and yet her storyline was all about how she was slutting out and asking to get attacked by the creepy guy at the party.
Guess what, Steve?! You could LITERALLY change your name to Steve Sanders right now if you really wanted to. I think you should go for it, buddy.
C’mon Steve, you know who Brian Austin Green is.
He’s married to this…
He’s married to a transgendered person?
I was worried you were going to say, “she’s pretty.” I underestimated you, Steve.
“You’ll find I’m full of surprises!” – famous character hero from a certain sci-fi classic. See if you can identify this little ditty. First one to correctly answer will be entered to win a special prize pack
Not interested. I’m still trying to get that stain out of my carpet from the last “prize pack” I received from you.
Who is Luke Skywalker in the ‘The Empire Strikes Back’?
“assmaskingthereapistpantsuit” is the winner and has now entered to win the special prize pack. Good luck in this important contest, bro
Can we please discuss how biased the Walsh parents were towards their children? Brenda always got in trouble for EVERYTHNG and Brandon was the golden boy. Like when Brandon’s girlfriend from Minnesota came and visited and they were having sex down the hall and the parents didn’t even care! You can bet that wouldn’t fly if it had been a Brenda scenario.
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that says more about our culture than the show, a culture where your son’s blood engorged cock is free to roam and spread the seed far and wide, but your daughter’s pussy is a tight sacrosanct purity protectorate blessed with sanctity and preserved for holy matrimony
Ugh. Seriously, Steve, TAKE IT EASY.
Wow. I didn’t mean to initiate a Winwood sexual culture tirade.
Yuck… there are KIDS around, Steve.
I saw it.
They weren’t even all that pissed about his drunk driving issue.
It’s boys will be boys culture no girls allowed
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