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“I used to have this other bell tower, but things didn’t work out. Sometimes that’s just the way it goes, I guess. ‘There’s plenty of other bell towers in the sea,’ and all that. Anyway, now I’ve got a new bell tower, and things are going great. He’s not at all like the other bell towers. He’s got his own thing going on. Just the other day, at noon, instead of playing some stupid old chimes, he played Lady Gaga’s ‘Bad Romance.’ The two of us were just cracking up about it. ‘Did you see all of their faces?’ we said to each other? ‘That was hilarious!’ Well, mostly I was the one who said those things, because he’s a bell tower, and bell towers can’t say human words, only bell words. But you know what I mean. I love this bell tower so much. I want to marry it!”
–You, as always
Good luck to the two of you! (Via Urlesque.)
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“Robuts love Gaga?”
“Ra ra ah ah ah! Roma ro ma ma! Gaga ooh la la!”
-Quasimodo
Does her outfit make anyone else think of this…
?
my chicken would like to lay an egg on her face
That Paparazzi Chippettes version is SO your Paparazzi Chippettes version.
This thing has the smell of success I think. It’ll be like Kid’s Bop, but with Bell towers:
Rihanna’s “Umbrella”
Ding ding ding ding ding ding,
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding,
diiingg dddiiiinnggg diiiinnnggg
ding ding ding
People love the sounds of bell towers right? That’s what everyone can agree on?
Shortly after, the bell tower began wearing mesh tank tops and dying its shingles pink.
I bet this was all the talk at the quad that day.
i was all
on my walk to class.
Dude, you look AWESOME!
Psht, I wish that was my bell tower. Mine just plays Tik Tok over and over again because it thinks it’s ironic.
I hate my bell tower.
All I can picture is a bunch of people crowded around a bell tower wondering why it’s been hammering out the same note for three minutes with no real rhythmic consistency.
They also renamed it “Be££ Tow€r”. No dollar sign because, you know, the economy.
Doesn’t really seem like a thing that required video evidence.
Especially for those of us who have no idea what the song is supposed to sound like… #oldfartgum
I have still never heard more than two Lady Gaga songs. It’s taken a lot of hard work to keep it that way.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/eugeniawilliamson/4945653338/
Oh no! My secret identity has been revealed by shoddy commenting! Ignore the woman behind the curtain!!!!
It’s OK. I once accidentally revealed that I was Batman.
I’d hate to be the sniper in that bell tower.
I love it so much I want to kiss it on its bell-hole.
Hey! I’m gonna have to change my avatar now…
I was going to do the same! It was just such a whole to do thing. I think I’ll change it too, out of solidarity. Eventually. Need to find the right animal picture.
The bell tower used to say it loved me, but once it found out about my alarm clock, it changed its tune.
My belltower is so posessive. Look but don’t touch, okay. But don’t *listen*?
Thank you so much for putting this up, Gabe. I actually go to a different school from my bell tower and I like to know what my bell tower is up to without having to constantly ask. Long distance relationships are hard.
Are they auditioning for Goths Gone Wild?
Hilariously, that *is (was) my bell tower about a thousand years ago.
The only time I remember them playing anything other than traditional campanile music (this is a thing) was “The Safety Dance” by Men Without Hats.
I am THAT old.
Do you know what is great?? Listening to fucking BELLS for five minutes. GREAT!