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I’ve made jokes about it before, but now it really IS the dog days of summer. It’s 90 degrees outside, and this coming weekend, people will make their last big push to get some summer vacation going. After Labor Day, of course, it is time to drink a strong coffee, roll up your sleeves, and get to the business. ENOUGH LOLLYGAGGING. But for now: woof. Lazybones. That doesn’t mean we can’t party, though! Because this blog is nothing if not very clever and well thought out, dog days of summer, when used as the inspiration for a game, becomes Dog Movies. If you think about it, it’s almost TOO subtle and brilliant.
• There Will Be Bloodhound
• Cool Paw Luke
• The Bark Knight
• Who’s Afraid of Virginia’s Woof?
Enjoy, you guys. Play it at the beach or something.
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“Fetch” starring Chevy Chasetheballandbringitback.
The Goooooood Giiiirl.
I love dogs!
The Last Doghouse On the Left
Fetch 2
Dog Day Afterpuppy.
Dog Day Aftergroom
Human Day Afternoon
German Shepard: Border Collie Patrol
The Beg Lebowski
The Chew Toy
The Bitches of Eastwich
Teet the Parents
Borzoi Don’t Cry
Roverfield
Iron Beagle
I’ll do the honorable thing and resign in disgrace.
Chocolat will make you very sick so you can’t have any.
Chocolat Lab
Dog, Chase My Car
Monster’s Ball-lickers
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aw, gross, you guys, I meant dogs lick their own balls. Their own.
The Peanut Butter Solution
I love that movie!
Corgi and Bess
Funny Papillons
It’s a Dog Dog Dog Dog World
Spanielish
The Dogs Must Be Crazy
Dachshund of Music
The (Portuguese) Waterdog
Chew Toy and the Beast
Valley of the Dalmatians
The Skeleton Keeshond
The Girl With The Dachshund Tattoo
The Princess and the Dog
Dead Dog Walking
The Lovely Milk Bones
Wing Komonder
Bone Alone
Bite Club
Walk the Leash
I’m laughing at my own joke now. Bite Club… Imagine that! Couple of blue-collared mutts, meeting in some shady basement once a week, no bitches allowed– scraping of paws on the concrete floor of the two dogs biting, circling each other…
Raising Cainine (dir. Brian DePawlma)
Schnauzer Island
Dinner for Schnauzers
Canine Park: The Lost Bone
Chow To Train Your Dachshund
Greeniesberg
or
The Greenies Lantern
Well played, friend.
The Lion, The Bitch and the Wardrobe
A W-A-L-K to Remember
For what it’s worth, this is my favorite*
*Redeemable for one upvote and a hearty chuckle.
Awesome.
Memutto
2 Lassie 2 Furriest
The Fast and the Furriest: Tokyo Sniffed
[First word of movie title] [Creative dog word] [Last word of movie title]
I made everyone a template for use going forward. You’re welcome.
Raging Bulldog
The Maltese (Falcon)
I WIN.
Red Bottle Rocket (gross, sorry)
TOTALLY FINE.
Also,
The Red Rocketeer
Josh and Taking S.A.M. for a W.A.L.K.
Whippet
Thank goodness I searched the page before becoming a plagiarist commenter. Would have gotten Winwooded. Now that I realize my idea is not original, I’ve lost the motivation to photoshop whippets on skates in a rink. Sigh…
Close call. Consider this bullet dodged.
The Dogfather
The Lost Rumen
Wags And The City (starring Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Barker)
Spay It Forward
Wes Craven’s Neuter Nightmare
The Dane The Earth Stood Still
Not a movie title or anything but I’d like to appropriate this little blog commentator motif to express my strong desire to have sex with Jessica Alba doggie style. Just sayin’.
Good Luck Chuck?
One Fine Canidae
Jabberwalkies!
(directed by Terrier Gilliam)
Before SunSetter
Rottweil You Were Sleeping
bark to the future
Malamute Witness
Eat. Pray. Shed.
Fart. Fart. Bark.
Bitchet Jones’s Diary.
I’m sorry.
Alpocan: The Legend of Beef Burgandy
Turner and Pooch
Fido Goes West
Dirty Rottweiler Scoundrels
Fris-Bee Movie
Dirty Panting
Pup
The Dogfather
Iams Legend
You’ve Got a Male
i feel like this would have almost worked better in last weeks boy/girl movies?
How to Heel
Remember that scene in the first x-men movie, when patrick stuart says to wolverine: rogue absorbed your ability to HEEL. Ahhh? X-men dog pun cross over in tha hizouse
Wasn’t that movie based off a graphic novel or something?
No it was based on a fucking comic book. “Graphic novel” my ass
I’d “graphic novel” your ass, baby.
(Ew. Gross. Sorry Steve. And everyone else.)
DOG-E
Mastiff and Commander: The Far Side of the a-Woooooooorld
What Dreams May Come Sit Shake Roll Over Speak Good Boy
The Good German Shepherd
Whoops! Already done, teacherman!
Dog 3D
“Litter” starring Mariah Hairy (hahahahaBANG!)
The Curious Case of Basenjamin Button
The Curious Case of Bassethound Button!
A Viszla Called Wanda
Fight Club starring Michael Vick
I’m so late to this party that everybody else has gone home or passed out, but I have one more–
About a Borzoi
Sex & the City 2: Electric Pugaloo
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Dances with Domesticated Wolves
Beagle Eye
Dogville…
Transsiberian Husky
Huskysucker Proxy? That sounds gross sorry
The Scarlet Litter
Kybil
Mulhowland Drive
Pretty in Pug
Eternal Sunshine of the SPOTTED Mind
500 DOG days of Summer
Despicable Mutt
For some my left eye just started twitching…
The Color Blind Side
A BlackLab to Rememblack
pUp
(Stop Chewing My) Sneakers
Hedwig & The Angry Bitch
sidenote: speaking of dog movies you guys should see white dog. it’s the best movie about a racist dog you’ll see all summer.
Josie and the Pussydogs.
The Picture of Dorian Grayhound
Greyhound Gardens
The Italian Greyhound Job
Howl’s Moving Castle
Doggy Day Care
The Twilight Saga: New Groom
The Twilight Saga: Housebreaking Dawn
Off-topic, but what the hell is going on here?
Ugh, Bing, just stop it. You are all going to get us so arrested.
Legal Beagles
Hey! This one worked for last week’s BNPG and it works for this week’s too!
There Will Be Air Bud