dog_movies

I’ve made jokes about it before, but now it really IS the dog days of summer. It’s 90 degrees outside, and this coming weekend, people will make their last big push to get some summer vacation going. After Labor Day, of course, it is time to drink a strong coffee, roll up your sleeves, and get to the business. ENOUGH LOLLYGAGGING. But for now: woof. Lazybones. That doesn’t mean we can’t party, though! Because this blog is nothing if not very clever and well thought out, dog days of summer, when used as the inspiration for a game, becomes Dog Movies. If you think about it, it’s almost TOO subtle and brilliant.

There Will Be Bloodhound
Cool Paw Luke
The Bark Knight
Who’s Afraid of Virginia’s Woof?

Enjoy, you guys. Play it at the beach or something.

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  1. “Fetch” starring Chevy Chasetheballandbringitback.

  2. The Goooooood Giiiirl.

  3. The Last Doghouse On the Left

  4. Fetch 2

  5. Dog Day Afterpuppy.

  6. German Shepard: Border Collie Patrol

  7. The Beg Lebowski

  8. The Chew Toy

  9. The Bitches of Eastwich

  10. Teet the Parents

  11. Borzoi Don’t Cry

  12. Iron Beagle

  13. Chocolat will make you very sick so you can’t have any.

  14. Dog, Chase My Car

  15. Monster’s Ball-lickers

  16. Corgi and Bess

  17. It’s a Dog Dog Dog Dog World

  18. Spanielish

  19. The Dogs Must Be Crazy

  20. Dachshund of Music

  21. The (Portuguese) Waterdog

  22. Chew Toy and the Beast

  23. Valley of the Dalmatians

  24. The Skeleton Keeshond

  25. The Girl With The Dachshund Tattoo

  26. The Princess and the Dog

  27. Dead Dog Walking

  28. The Lovely Milk Bones

  29. Bone Alone
    Bite Club
    Walk the Leash

    • I’m laughing at my own joke now. Bite Club… Imagine that! Couple of blue-collared mutts, meeting in some shady basement once a week, no bitches allowed– scraping of paws on the concrete floor of the two dogs biting, circling each other…

  30. Raising Cainine (dir. Brian DePawlma)

  31. Schnauzer Island

  32. Canine Park: The Lost Bone

  33. Chow To Train Your Dachshund

  34. Greeniesberg
    or
    The Greenies Lantern

  35. The Lion, The Bitch and the Wardrobe

  36. A W-A-L-K to Remember

  37. 2 Lassie 2 Furriest

  38. The Fast and the Furriest: Tokyo Sniffed

  39. [First word of movie title] [Creative dog word] [Last word of movie title]

    I made everyone a template for use going forward. You’re welcome.

  40. The Maltese (Falcon)

    I WIN.

  41. Red Bottle Rocket (gross, sorry)

  42. Josh and Taking S.A.M. for a W.A.L.K.

  43. The Dogfather
    The Lost Rumen
    Wags And The City (starring Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Barker)

  44. Spay It Forward
    Wes Craven’s Neuter Nightmare

  45. The Dane The Earth Stood Still

  46. Not a movie title or anything but I’d like to appropriate this little blog commentator motif to express my strong desire to have sex with Jessica Alba doggie style. Just sayin’.

  47. One Fine Canidae

  48. Jabberwalkies!

    (directed by Terrier Gilliam)

  49. Before SunSetter
    Rottweil You Were Sleeping

  50. bark to the future

  51. Malamute Witness

  52. Eat. Pray. Shed.

  53. Bitchet Jones’s Diary.

    I’m sorry.

  54. Alpocan: The Legend of Beef Burgandy

  55. Turner and Pooch

    Fido Goes West

    Dirty Rottweiler Scoundrels

  56. Fris-Bee Movie

  57. The Dogfather

  58. You’ve Got a Male

  59. How to Heel

  60. Mastiff and Commander: The Far Side of the a-Woooooooorld

  61. What Dreams May Come Sit Shake Roll Over Speak Good Boy

  62. The Good German Shepherd

  63. “Litter” starring Mariah Hairy (hahahahaBANG!)

  64. The Curious Case of Basenjamin Button

  65. A Viszla Called Wanda

  66. Fight Club starring Michael Vick

  67. I’m so late to this party that everybody else has gone home or passed out, but I have one more–

    About a Borzoi

  68. Sex & the City 2: Electric Pugaloo

    • Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see

  69. Dances with Domesticated Wolves

  70. Beagle Eye

  71. Dogville…

  72. Transsiberian Husky

  73. The Scarlet Litter

  74. Mulhowland Drive

  75. Pretty in Pug
    Eternal Sunshine of the SPOTTED Mind
    500 DOG days of Summer
    Despicable Mutt

    For some my left eye just started twitching…

  76. The Color Blind Side

  77. A BlackLab to Rememblack

  78. (Stop Chewing My) Sneakers

  79. Hedwig & The Angry Bitch

    • sidenote: speaking of dog movies you guys should see white dog. it’s the best movie about a racist dog you’ll see all summer.

  80. Josie and the Pussydogs.

  81. The Picture of Dorian Grayhound
    Greyhound Gardens
    The Italian Greyhound Job

  82. Howl’s Moving Castle

  83. Doggy Day Care

  84. The Twilight Saga: New Groom
    The Twilight Saga: Housebreaking Dawn

  85. Off-topic, but what the hell is going on here?

    Ugh, Bing, just stop it. You are all going to get us so arrested.

  86. Legal Beagles

  87. Hey! This one worked for last week’s BNPG and it works for this week’s too!
    There Will Be Air Bud

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