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The Wiseausurus roamed what is now known as Southwestern North America during the Triassic period. This ferocious creature is best recognized by its ropy body that seems sculpted out of rotting clay, and its long witches’ wig. It subsisted on a diet primarily of whiskey mixed with vodka and birthday cake. Had humans been alive at this time, they might have been both amused and baffled by the great Wiseausaurus’s nearly incomprehensible roar. “What kind of roar is that? Where is that roar from? Is it made by, like, a computer built by aliens that’s input settings are all fucked up?” For recreation, the Wiseausaurus played a form of primitive football. The mating ritual of the Wiseausaurus was disgusting to witness, and revolted any dinosaur who was unlucky enough to catch a glimpse of it.
There are some who believe that there are still Wiseausauruses roaming among us, while others insist that the Wiseausaurus never existed in the first place. These people claim that it was too weird, and that it’s horrifying body and ridiculous head were physically impossible. The debate rages on!
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Is Wiseausaurus a thing now?
Hipster dinosaurs are totes a thing now.
I hate the word totes
That goes without saying, Steve. You would hate the word “totes.”
Chillax Stever. I am literally serious as far as this matter goes, take a chill pill. It’s like, this is actually not your meme okay? You don’t have to totally, like jump on someone else’s meme-wagon just because, as a matter of fact, someone got downvotes for it. As you know, we have a bromance going so don’t make me unfriend you, OK?K? KTHXBAI.
Not tryin to start a meme, bro, just voicing my legitimately held opinion that the word totes is totes macgross
But how do you feel about totes?
I hate the word Steve Windwood
Bedfordasaurus
Yeah, the Jurassic was pretty cool, I guess, but the Triassic period was way better. Neither were as good as the Paleozoic era, but I doubt you’ve even heard of that one.
All I care about these days is that the triceratops never existed!
I logged in just so I could upvote this.
http://imgur.com/a/A379E/1
Exhibit A: A whole album of hipster dinosaurs
WHAT?!?
Long hair and funny clothes drawn on a dinosaur. Hm. That might as well be the Rick Jamesaurus.
I DEED NOT EET HUR!
I DEED NAAWWWWTTT!
“I get ze picture.”
It’s better than the Wiseausaurus, which was known throughout Pangea for making films that were disgusting to witness, and revolted any dinosaur who was unlucky enough to catch a glimpse of them.
welp, I’m turning in my internet card. I’m obviously too drunk to blog.
I knew we shouldn’t have let you take a job with that smooth talking baby from Madison Avenue.
Just put these on and come back to us when you’re rested.
“much like the dinosaurs, Wiseau is of unknown age or origin and will most certainly be dug up and studied for centuries to come in order to get a better understanding of our universe.”
- your college professor
He should be holding a football.
“Everybody betrayed me. I fed up with this world.”
Little did the mighty Wiseausaurus know, he would shortly be extinct. Do you want me to order a pizza?
Just wait until the discovery of the Housethatdripsbloodonalexadactyl.
What about the Neighborrossic Age?
“I’m tired, I’m wasted, I love you dinosaur.”
I bet the book this page is from probably deserves the Emmy for best “Graphic Novel”
LOL! Ha ha ha, “graphic novel” ha ha
I’m glad someone laughed at your joke, Steve. Even if it was you.
Gabe, where’s the True Blood recap?
Don’t make me bring out the Mace:
“I’m working on it.” — Gabe
You don’t understand anything, man. Leave your *stupid* comments in your pocket!
WTF IS DIS REAL
Remember to grab your plastic spears
This just makes me really happy because it reminds me of the time my friends and I got extremely drunk and colored in a Disney Princesses coloring book to tell the story of the time on Grey’s Anatomy when Izzy cut the lvad wire on her financee so he would almost die and qualify faster for a heart transplant. Good times for everyone.
That must have been a really big room to hold such a big and mysterious dinosaur.