Where I work, so that I can live in an apartment and eat food, we had our “summer party” yesterday. And as usual, the party had a theme. And the theme was “Jersey Shore.” The girls showed up with swells in their hair, and a lot of the guys showed up with massive necklaces over silvery shirts. There were some bikinis. There were hats. Bling. Open bar. Here and there, some passing out occurred. Overall, a pretty good party. “I could live like this,” I thought. “I see the appeal.” The horror, but also the appeal.
Rest in peace, Jersey Shore recaps on videogum. You did what you could.
Can anyone tell me why people watch the Jersey Shore? At least The Real Housewives has the veneer of respectable intentions, but the Jersey Shore peeps are only being set up to be knocked down.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
I’m proud of you, Gabe. You did the right thing.

How did you get that .gif of my wife?
Magic.
Lucky
hello again.
Where I work, so that I can live in an apartment and eat food, we had our “summer party” yesterday. And as usual, the party had a theme. And the theme was “Jersey Shore.” The girls showed up with swells in their hair, and a lot of the guys showed up with massive necklaces over silvery shirts. There were some bikinis. There were hats. Bling. Open bar. Here and there, some passing out occurred. Overall, a pretty good party. “I could live like this,” I thought. “I see the appeal.” The horror, but also the appeal.
Rest in peace, Jersey Shore recaps on videogum. You did what you could.
That nursing home sounds really fun to work at.
“The horror, but also the appeal.”
– Final line of Jersey Shore, Season 3: Jersey Shorepocolypse Now
What will rise up in its absence???
I’m still hoping Double Dog will somehow return.
Joaquin Phoenix in I’m Still Here
Hunt For The Worst Movie Ever… COMPLETE!
I guess Benji is still on vacation at Disneyworld and is thus unable to assume JS recap duties?
Benji wouldn’t like that show. They drink more juice on Jersey Shore than on daddy’s fav program.
They drink actual juice with other kinds of juice mixed in as a third kind of juice courses through their veins.
HAHAHAHAHA…I LLOLed at this one (literally laughed out loud)
If you’re not recapping Jersey Shore or Real Housewives, can you at least talk about Bad Girls Club?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Can anyone tell me why people watch the Jersey Shore? At least The Real Housewives has the veneer of respectable intentions, but the Jersey Shore peeps are only being set up to be knocked down.