You live there. You MAKE LOVE inside it! (Gross. You. You’re gross!)
I parked my trailer next to Taylor Lautner’s trailer. Not only would he not make love to me, he put on his shirt. I didn’t even know he had a shirt!
Gabe, this is a violation of my privacy, and I demand you take it down before the kids over at 4chan get hold of this and track me down. They would ruin my beautiful home!
I heard that the actual zip code for the Czech Republic is negative 12.
AS IF. That would be my trailer home if I was POOR, which I’m NOT.
THIS is my trailer home:
You trailer home looks just like my dad’s cabin on junk moon Endor.
Shows how much you know, Gabe. My girlfriend hasn’t been in much of a lovemaking mood since I painted our trailer home.
I WISH that were my trailer. Too bad I live here:
I tried to convince my mom to buy that house when it went up for sale, but it was like $400,000 or something. Toronto real estate!
Eastern Europe is the Best!
Shows what the guy who painted/owns this trailer knows – the boombox belongs in David Silver’s hands, not Brandon’s. He needs it to work on his budding rap career!
DO NOT let Emily Valentine know where this thing is parked.
I want to upvote you a million times, just so you know.
He’s the coolest Euphoria dealer on the block.
The line between “coolest” and “only” is so thin as to be invisible, sometimes.
I think that’s spelled U4EA.
Exactly! It makes you happy and want to sit shirtless on the hood of your car. Good drugs you have there, Brandon Walsh!
You’re right, Sen. Tankerbell! 8th grade me would never have made that mistake.
The only reason there is no Steve Sanders painted on the trailer is because he totally lives in it.
He’s gotta have somewhere to keep all those neon short shorts and low cut man tank tops!
I’m impressed, they even got Shannon Doherty’s eyes properly crooked. It’s that commitment to detail that makes this guy a stand-out amongst trailer-home-painting 90201 fans.
Whenever I see her, I think of the William Blake poem where he tries to rhyme “symmetry” and “eye”.
Sorry, William Blake, you are bad at rhyming
Yeah, 90210 was really big in this corner of Europe, though MY country isn’t known for its tacky van decorations. (We’re the REALLY nasty one. You know the one I mean.)
This could take a while…
That was meant to be a reply to Drasko – now I’ll never know where he’s from!
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