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While I agree philosophically with the idea that all taste is subjective, I kind of feel like we need to get a Snopes verification on it. Because, sometimes I get the feeling that taste is not subjective at all. At the very least, perhaps we can all agree that there are moments in which something is either good or bad, and that the people who think otherwise are SCIENTIFICALLY wrong. The most obvious example, of course, would be the litter lout who threw the cat in the lorry, who has finally broken her legendary silence and claimed it was a joke. Cool. Cool joke. I’M BEING SARCASM! Another instance would be Prince Poppycock, a current contestant on America’s Got Talent, who is not only a finalist (A FINALIST!) but seems to be beloved by the judges and the audience alike. “Dude” is just killing it! On last night’s episode, he performed a Marie Antoinette powder-faced musical theater version of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody,” because it’s 2010 and everyone has succumbed to Jose Saramago’s Blindness disease, and also a severe pandemic of Danielle Staub deafism. Also, his name is PRINCE POPPYCOCK!
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Can I just talk about the article about the cat lady that I just skimmed and immediately saw the words “wheelie bin” and lady cops in bowler hats? Brb, moving to the UK.
You mean these lady cops?
They made me chuckle too
By that I meant this:
They’ve got a surprise waiting in her jail cell:
is that cat room a real thing that is real?
Why are they putting her in the drivers seat? Dumb lady cops and their bright yellow vests.
They are in England, so that us the lorry seat of the wheelie car.
*that is
goddammit, I’ve ruined everything.
WHY ARE THEY LETTING HER DRIVE THE POLICE LORRY?
I don’t think they are arresting her I think they are taking her into prospective custody.
Also I don’t think those are real polices just community safety officers with no real power
who I guess they send to protect people who nobody cares if they get murdered.
That said their lack of legally sanctified power didn’t stop them kicking the shit out of a car park over the road from my flat.
More like Brohemian Larpsody. Am I right??
Did he just call him “Poppytop”?
How embarrassing
So you think you can love me and leave me to DRIEAIEEE GARGLE-oo baby *breaks a plate*. That made my day. Scratch that.. month.
how about when he slams the vase down and it DOESN’T break? Price Poppycock needs some GTL.
The video won’t seem to work for me.
I am okay with this.
The guy from V for Vendetta really sold out
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate.
Looking at you America, to prove him right.
America’s Got Issues.
I would gladly rinse this out of my ears with Ke$ha.
Huckabeast, I realize you’re upset, but please, don’t say anything you’re going to regret.
Maybe rinse the bad taste out with a bottle of Jack?
Or rinse it out with a Biebs date.
Biebs looks extra lesbian in this pic.
And extra virgin?
Wouldn’t that be the equivalent of pouring salt into an open wound?
Normally I would say so, but even this is better than Kesha’s [no $ for you bitch, sorry] new single, which is literally just one big pile of garbage covered in wet glue and glitter and man-voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ephTrdW1ls
MAKE ME UN-SEE THAT VIDEO NOW NAPOLEON! UGGGHHHHHH GOD I’M SO ANGRY NOW!
Whenever it comes on MTV [yes, I am actually the last person to watch music videos on MTV] I just watch in fixed horror at the screen like a deer in the headlights.
Right now, Viscount Fiddlefaddle is like, [spit take].
Count Crackerjack is hanging his head in shame.
Oh, why can’t I upvote this more than once?
America’s Got a Never-Ending Television Show Where People Pretend to Have Talent.
Seriously, how long has this season been going on?
Don’t blame me, I voted for Lord Fauntleroy.
I actually watched this last night (shut up, nothing else was on) and this is pretty much the only part I enjoyed. I wouldn’t pay to see him on tour, but if he was going to preform at a small music venu in a bar or something I would totally get wasted and see this and look at all of his sparkly outfits and have a really good time.
Nothing else was on?
I think he’d have something to say about that…..
Race to the Poppycock.
I don’t get it…what is his talent actually supposed to be? Breaking vases? Which he can’t even actually do?
One word…REALLY?!?!
Someone forgot to break it to the Prince that he is dressed as an insane FRENCHMAN, not as an insane BRITISHMAN, and thus his accent is LE WRONG.
Pretty sure I just solved the biggest problem here.
Not to mention his name should be Dauphin… um, whatever the French version of Poppycock is.
It’s still spelled “Poppycock,” only there’s an accent over every letter.
Actually, I think it’s Paupiecauxque. Or Lorry.
I have a Merchant-Ivory collection that begs to differ with you.
From the few other clips I glanced at he doesn’t even seem to really fake an accent, just kind of speaks in a high-pitched voice…so overall his portrayal of an insane Englishman appears to be based on that scene in Amadeus where he farts after playing the piano. Which honestly seems appropriate for the level of talent here.
Is this Lady GaGa?
Nope, it’s Lad Gaga
“more like Lady Gag-Gag”
“this guys wouldn’t know a proper post if we hung him from it”
You just reminded me, the Muppets did this way better last year.
What is this shortened version of the song! I understand that you don’t have time in between minivan commercials starring TV Ugly people to do the entire song, but the way they shortened it was so strange. I mean, all of the verses were practically stacked on top of each other so that it made no musical sense at all.
Because everything else about this makes perfect sense.
And another thing! Where did these production values come from? Isn’t this a show that gets ordinary people to sing karaoke in front of millions and be sexted to the shameful depths of reality TV rejection? Chuck Barris is spinning in his secret agent healing chamber as we speak.
How did this air on national television? This is frightening! I haven’t been this scared since the time Gabe posted the video of that guy wearing a latex lady mask while smoking
“America’s Got Talent!” from the same network of “Minute To Win I–[gunshot]“
Wow…that Danielle Staub video was INSANE.
Camp, fine. A dude as an effeminate drag king? Cool. I’m picking up the Gilbert & Sullivan vibe you’re putting down, PP. It’s not my Pimm’s Cup, but I get it.
Piers Morgan, on the other hand, Piers Morgan, you blemish on the ass of humanity, don’t you dare besmirch Freddie Mercury’s NAME by implying this was some kind of effort to outdo him. This was an homage, a paean. It has nothing to do with “out-camping” anyone else, you twit. Go get yourself tossed in a wheelie bin.
FM FTW.
America doesn’t want gays to marry, but has no problem with this? O my country, you never cease to amaze me.
I’ve got 4 words for anybody who says that America does not got talent: old lesbian hand whistler
…for some reason this make me really angry at lady gaga.
Literally everything makes me mad at Lady Gaga
America DELFTinitely does not got talent. Get it? I’ll show myself out.
She’s pretty.
(amirite?)
I think its interesting that NBC has no problem with showing me the crappy Tide ad and obnoxious phone ad but refuses to to show me a crazy man doing… something. Is it because I’m Canadian NBC? Its totally cool to show me an idiot mom wearing her kids cloths and spilling stuff on them, and a slide show of assholes with smart phones wasting time, but somehow not cool to show me the guy in a powdered wig attempting to prove hes got talent? I live in Toronto for kibbles sake! I can drive to America in an hour and you wont show me your theoretical talent! A POX ON YOU SIR!
More like Prince Poopycock. I’ll show myself out.
I can’t wait to completely forget about this person!
They only way I could concede that this man has any considerable amount of talent is if he designed and created every piece of that set and all the costumes and did the makeup and effects, but even then. . .
It is my favorite show on tv. I cannot afford to miss it.
Very Early Signs of Pregnancy
I honestly cannot comprehend what is happening in this video or what it says about America, but I can say that Prince Poppycock has perfected the art of being a drag queen without actually being in drag. Now that’s talent!
Also, after watching this performance, I cannot possibly imagine what Prince Poppycock would need $1,000,000 for.