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Date: August 24, 2010
Time: Unknown
Location: New York, New York
Source: Gothamist (Thanks for the tip, Elisabeth.)
Description: In political speech concerning federal funding for public education programs, legally blind punchline governor of populous American state delivers TWSS before correcting himself. In this case, TWSS is clearly an outright mistake rather than a verbal misstep, however, TWSS remains. It is unclear at this time what might make someone use the word “cock” instead of “top” since they are not homonyms, but the results are hilarious. And gay. FILE UNDER: Sigmund Freud, Gay, Blind, School.
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He was just trying to Cockcept guys, give him a break
And I was just trying to say: he was just trying to say cockcept.
It’s all copacetic, frankly
Quite the cock up.
Well now he’s stuck between a cock and a hard place.
SPOILER ALERT; He wins the race to the cock
Steve Winwood’s stuck in line at Chuck E. Cheese?
Love you, lady on the left, wryly smiling at someone who heard it too.
I think that’s just her face.
I think she’s looking for the finish line.
I think she likes cock.
I think we are all expecting great things from the Sigmund Freud Gay Blind School football program this year. They love to spread the field and penetrate deep.
Where a goal post is not just a goal post. Even when you can see it.
There should be a great battle between the tight end and the defensive end to see who can find more holes to exploit and open up play.
I heard the tight end was an awesome receiver.
Yeah, but he can penetrate the gap as well.
Now if that ain’t cockamamie, I don’t know what is.
(REAL WORD, GUYS!)
That’s my governor, Governor Cocksure.
Don’t blame me; I voted for Cock
Oh, man. He said, “adherence to protocols.” ATGSTTS, amiright?
I’m not cool like Lourdes Leon and the kids with all their texting initialism, so you lost me at A. What does that mean?
“As”.
It’s got something to do with Alfred Hitchcock. No cocko. http://videogum.com/190491/the-twss-archives-alrfred-hitchcocks-twss-moment/news/
Thanks! Now I love Hitch even more than I did before (if that was possible).
You mean “adherence to protococks”
i think i know the culprit…
I would feel like a Videogum Hero right now, if only i had remembered to add my username to my tip. I got caught up in my own personal Race to the Cock excitement (UGH).
But hanks, Gabe, for spelling my name right! And thanks, Mom, for giving me a name no one spells that way, except Scientologist Peggy Olson.
Damn it. THANKS, Gabe, not (Tom?) Hanks, Gabe.
Credit where it’s due, it was George W Bush’s administration that proposed No Child Left Behinvagina
NOT MEANT TO BE A REPLY, HANKS
I vote for writing hanks instead of thanks to be the newest Videogum meme.
Keep fucking that chicken, New York.
maybe he’s a fan of speedy chickens????
Quick story that this made me think of:
I teach an American Lit class and last year, I was working with some Emily Dickinson poems. In their journals, student kept insisting her name was “Dickenson.” So, I addressed their blunder in class by writing “DICK” on the board and then asking “okay, guys, what comes next?”
I still don’t now have I remain employed.
my 6th grade teacher ran into a similar problem when trying to phonetically spell out “tenochtitlan” and we all started laughing by the time we got to “noch”
also, i assume your story ends with a kid shouting out “I do”….at least it should.
Ugh, “I still don’t KNOW HOW I remain employed.” Good grief, D-.
I hear they love to race to the cock in NEW JERSEY.
Ugh, I live in Albany, and it pains me to have to share the same city with this guy.
Well this post left me satisfied and smiling.
too many advertisements.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a race to the top.