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An art collective (or something, I have no idea how that stuff works) has installed some charming (I’m sure) signs in New York subway stations that say SPOILER ALERT. Personally, I think these signs would be more appropriately displayed around the necks of cheating lovers and Burger King calorie information posters, but I understand how getting the sign to those locations might require Neck Face style rooftop shenanigans. It’s just not very safe! So, a train arrival time countdown clock will have to do. SPOILER ALERT: your train is eventually coming, either sooner or later than you had expected or hoped? Art is weird, you guys. Speaking of art, why don’t you follow your caption muse and caption this photo. What are those two art lovers thinking or saying? What is the SPOILER? WHAT DOES THE TRAIN THINK OF ALL THIS? (In art, trains can talk! Haha, art, you crazy.)
Winner will receive special placement in this week’s SPOILER ALERT Monsters’ Ball. Won’t that be SPOILER ALERT neat? (Image via LaughingSquid.)
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*SPOILER* The Muppets take it. *SPOILER*
Spoiler: it never sleeps
Spoiler: They name it twice
Spoiler: I love it, but it’s bringing me down.
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Spoiler Alert: Steve is a Broken Record
Woody Allen breaks up with Mariel Hemingway, but he never loses his taste for teenagers.
Animal Collective lyrics. (Williamsburg!)
grumble grumble grumble skinny jeans grumble
MTA immediately issued a cease-and-desist and is contemplating litigation.
You get it? Because it’s like… they’re like a movie studio, and… and their movie got… spoiled…
I’ll leave now.
I deserved that.
Not so terrific, being hated on, is it?
Oh shut up, Steve.
I’d give it an “E” for Effort.
SPOILER ALERT
You are not going to become a successful street artist or underground DJ.
SPOILER ALERT
One of them will fuck up my Frappuccino order (I said “No Whip!”)
NYC Artists: Confusing Tourists since 1981.
**SPOILER ALERT** and until 2012.
You’re about to end up in a missed connection.
SPOILER ALERT
A whole bunch of teenaged douchebags are going to get off at this stop
*SPOILER ALERT*
Sad Keanu appears on this thread eventually.
You’re about to choose the car with the mariachi band in it.
* SPOILER ALERT * Steve Winwood is going to say one of those guys is pretty.
Or somehow relate it to period blood. Y’know, whichever.
Spoiler Alert:
I hate the fact that I just said “Y’know”
*SPOILER ALERT*
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” -Steve Winwood
Don’t find guys pretty. I’m not that kind of fella. NOT that there is anything wrong with that.
very convincing
There’s a reason the don’t call it the LOL train.
Not pictured: Humor.
Not pictured: Art
Viral marketing for these:
you mean ‘the best.’
**SPOILER ALERT** The overpass wins.
Oh my god, I stared at this for the longest time before I got it. Spoiler alert: shame.
Waaaay too subtle. And photoshop-competent. You are not adhering to the community’s usual standards of image editing.
oh the wurst, you make me laugh like none other.
*Spoiler alert*
Here comes the Choo-Choo!
You’re going to spend more money than you intended.
“This would have been great on ‘Work of Art’”- art lover 1
“No.” – art lover 2
*SPOILER ALERT*
This is a subway station.
This is not a subway station.
I thought I could…
Sorry you guys, but my kids love The Little Engine That Could!
Those aren’t raisins on the platform.
Bowling Green is made of PEOPLE!
Who you gonna call?
SPOILER ALERT: These guys.
It’s a river of slime!
Spoiler Alert: Godsauce is going to wish he thought of that.
“I preferred the book.”
SPOILER ALERT: Two gay guys will always stare in disgust at those trying to pull off black socks and shorts.
Spoiler Alert: Do you think the subway kept spinning?
Spoiler: It’s his sled.
**SPOILER ALERT** You can’t get a real job with a degree in pretentious art. You will pick up an application to work in this very station in 5, 4, 3, 2…
Check it out! At least one among us has a degree in pretentious art! (Spoiler alert: it’s me.)
Me too.
Spoiler Alert: You will meet a girl, fall in lover with her, move in with her, get a dog, live together for three years, plan on marrying her and then she will inexplicably dump you on August 23rd.
I wish I would have gotten that fucking spoiler alert. #bittergum
Hugs to you. Here’s a cute kitty. I hope it makes you feel a little better.
I know he just made my day better. Keep makin’ air biscuits, little kitty. No trash can for you.
I hate that for you.
Thanks gang, seriously. I’m going to get back to eating pizza in my underwear and shopping for motorcycles on Craigslist now. FML.
I hope you got to keep the dog! We’re all sending e-hugs and iDrinks your way.
Same thing happened to me on Aug 15, minus the dog and plus one year. I drank a liter and a half of wine one night, threw up the next day and now I’m starting to feel a little better. Hang in there, pemulis. #TeamFuckGirls
Definitely keeping the pooch and commencing my Jameson transfusion shortly. What’s strange is that I can tell all of this to you guys now but I’m still too blubbery and weird to let my non-interwebs friends know. Anyway, called in sick for the rest of the week and probably going to get all ‘Jason Segel in Hawaii’ for a little bit, but I’ll live.
Just me and this guy now. And so it goes.
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ok now im not making sense. night all
I send my love to you both.
I’m sorry. My only advice I have is to set an end date for the Jameson transfusion.
Last summer I was dumped by my bf of 7 years. He changed his fb status to “single” while I was on my college graduation trip to Europe so he could date another girl. They didn’t even end up working out. But things do get better! I know that sounds cliché, but they do! I’m in a much healthier relationship now (with a guy who even plays BNPGs with me!)
#BoysSuckToo
#ButNotAllOfThem
#OptimistGum
wish i could have spoiler alerted you. #desolégum.
You’re both Tyler Durden.
Indeed, I agree. It is spoiled.
SPOILER ALERT: Giuliani washed all the scum off the streets, except for some noddy in his underpants wearing a cowboy hat.
Double Manhattan sign. Whoa. Double Manhattan sign all the way. Spoiler Alert: It’s over.
**SPOILER ALERT** They go antiquing.
Dov Charney must really be broke.
Spoiler alert- that guy’s a jerk
“Hey Soul Sister, Spoiler Alert.” — The Train
Public transportation has definitely been known to spoil my day.
Armond White finds this public art really deep.
guy 1: LOL. im taking a pic of this on my iPhone 4
guy 2: txt it 2 me. k?
guy 1: OMG. my bff is gunna flip ovr dis.
guy 2: my Zune won’t work!
guy 1: that sux. letz go 2 da mall n get it fixed.
guy 2: kool….P’ZONE??
guy 1: OMG. YES!
I still haven’t seen The Crying Game.
I know all there is to know about the crying game.
Penis
Steve, early in the movie: She’s pretty.
Steve, at the end of the movie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.threadless.com/product/844/Spoilt
It’s my favorite shirt.
This all seems a little too close to Ground Zero.
SPOILER ALERT:
You’re the huckabest!
SPOILER ALERT
Joseph Beuys is dead.
“I think you mean nerd alert”
“Alert nerd”
SPOILER ALERT: neither of them can read. the one on the left does not bathe.
*Spoiler Alert*
This comment will not win
Bed Bugs!
something something bedbugs something pizza something something…
**SPOILER ALERT** I don’t get half of the comments on this thread.
Crocodile Dundee will stand on your head.
Spoiler Alert: I love your’s the most, Funtastik
Mr. Oizo would be proud.
**SPOILER ALERT** I don’t pay attention to those signs. – The Train
Yes!
Also, those signs dont exist anywhere else. Only the L train hipsters get them.
SPOILER ALERT: I hate the L train.
Spoiler Alert: the sign beneath spoiler alert that warned of the giant tunnel squid coming for the station was stolen by some counter pranksters.
Sad Keanu appearing on that very bench in tharee-atwoo-wanna…
Winner alert!!!
*SPOILER ALERT* You die alone.
I guess people here aren’t as big fans of loneliness as I thought.
**SPOILER***
This is the most exciting thing that will ever happen to this woman.
**SPOILER ALERT** A minute after this is taken, a public transport employee escorts him to the front of the train as the crowd boos.
Oh my god the train is only going 45 mph!
*SPOILER ALERT* Chris Pine and Denzel Washington show up and then the train that has chemicals on it can’t sto–oh, forget it.
If I could just make a picture of Peggy’s head popping up over the sign…(Spoiler alert: I don’t know how to use computers.)
Rad Cackles.
SPOILER ALERT: There is no grand opening at Popeyes.
You know they are real artists, because they talk out of their ass!
That would make many of us artists then.
The intended implication was that even their asses can’t help but find this installation somewhat mediocre (and they have to deal with some serious shit every day!).
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Damnit, never mind.
Just omit the IMG tags
*SPOILER ALERT* They’re standing in quicksand.
Guy #1: “Fucking Art, how does it work?”
Guy #2: “What does it mean?”
Pretentious guy (out of the frame): “Art does not work, it just is, and if you’re searching for a meaning you’re missing the point. Also, could you spare some change”
SPOILER ALERT:
You won’t ever direct that music video.
There was a time when the best and brightest of our young artists painted pictures depicting the horrors of war that sought to understand man’s inhumanity or they wrote novels about people struggling to find human dignity in a world full of sorrow and disappointment or they wrote symphonies that attempted to glorify their conception of God or express the innate beauty of our boundless cosmos.
Now we do this.
Spoiler Alert: Humanity dies at the end.
SPOILER ALERT: These guys are total pussy hounds.
Hey, if these guys are in New York, why is it that the train sign only says “Manhattan?” There are a lot of subway stations in Manhattan, and many of them are places where you don’t want to be.
Yea, like the Poptart place in Times Square. Scary!
Spoiler alert? I hardly know her! Alert.
“I smell pee, people.”
6 minutes at Bedford Ave is actually 12 minutes in real time.
*SPOILER ALERT* You will die.
Spoiler Alert: It’s actually just the trash train coming to make you think you won’t be waiting on the platform forever, but…you will.