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When the Internet was invented in 1842, it was developed by the military for secret battlefield communication over huge distances. Eventually, Perez Hilton got his hands on it, and now it is the sprawling, noisy mess that we know today. Now, with the advent of Lycos and About.com and this blog about bodegas, it can be hard to remember what the Internet’s original purpose even was. “It’s just to make as much noise as you can and be forgotten within 20 minutes, right?” WRONG! The point of the Internet is for human beings to CONNECT with each other! The point of the Internet is to facilitate human interactions over huge distances so they know where to drop their bombs and bring us closer together.
Luckily, this young man still remembers what it is all about.
Just one human being (with swastikas tattooed on his Dune head) reaching out to another human being (who is three years old), through the vast darkness. (Thanks for the tip, @curlysiren.)
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Usually it’s the child that’s a little Hellraiser.
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The little boy who lives in his throat sure does go on a lot.
show your love and respect and tits to our military heros
I always wondered what it looked like in a neo-nazi commune. Now, I know thanks to this guy who looks like he’s the next host of Sprockets.
Now we know why Darth Vader kept his helmet on.
This helmet?
His accent is like one of those nihilists from The Big Lebowski. A nazilist?
“Ve believe in NAZIS, Lebuski!”
“Say what you will about the tenants of national socialism–at least it was an ethos!”
And also, why does he want this child to meet him on a street corner?
I’d wager it’s the mom who wants the child to meet him on a street corner.
Because of the restraining order and all.
yikes. just…..yikes.
Isnt this guy in terrifying/disturbing/weird/german metal group Rammstien?
I’m -pretty sure it’s this guy:
I’m pretty sure it’s this guy:
It’s really just David Cross and this is viral marketing for the Arrested Development movie.
Pretty sure it’s this guy
Are we 100% sure it’s not this guy:
?This guy?
this guy?
This guy:
This guy:
Is that Natalie Portman? (@ John Ross Kirby)
This guy:
Sorry, that was meant to be a reply to the OP, but in reply to Rage, yes that is absolutely 100% Natalie Portman, of course.
If I’m not mistaken, this is a pretty standard test that all parents are put through. Ignore it and you pass; no harm done. Show up at Paradise in Boulder and a Protective Services SWAT team jumps you and takes away your child (which is totally justifiable.)
“Children’s Hospital” continues to look great!
There’s no warmth greater than that of a Nazi father for his estranged three year old child living in Boulder.
This guy is the reason I left Fort Collins, I didn’t there to be any chance I’d see him.
“Dad, you’re so embarrassing.” –Haley
“Thank god Haley doesn’t know how to use YouTube”
- haley’s mom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGtWssdauME&feature=search
I hate to give this man more of our time, but another one of his videos features him cursing the world upon seeing a sign reading, “Please return my Barbie scooter.” This guy really has a heart of gold for the youth.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfnVR4F7TpQ
Well, at least that video proves that the swastikas weren’t tattooed on. He simply drew them on with a sharpie. Which, as we all know, gives him a pass.
aww, i saw those videos where he wears a bubblegum-pink wig and i thought : “oh, what a clever way to disguise those swastikas so noone supects a thing”, so it saddens me to think that they’re not real.
he is bad at putting on lipstick.
that would mean hes fake, but is he also gay?
He seemed gay, towards the end of the video. So; Fake and Gay.
I don’t know about you guys, but I have a really hard time taking this man seriously!
I feel like American society has failed because this guy doesn’t feel the appropriate level of shame.
“I suspect my childhood into early adulthood is going to be complicated”
- Zorian’s rather grave realization on his third birthday
And:
“Boulder’s hottest club is PARADISE!”
- Stefon
THANK U
“this is the part in schprockets when we dance!”
- this guy, 0:41
this guy would never be on schprockets!
I would try to explain that a swastika is not necessarily a symbol of evil, it has just been co-opted by the Nazis, but that would be tiresome and overwrought.
I’ll just say WOW Someone’s Lucky to have such an Awesome Uncle
No, sure, I hear you. It’s pretty obvious this guy tattooed those swastikas on his skull as an homage to the seventh Jina, Tirthankara Suparsva, and as one of the symbols of the ashta-mangalas in the Jainist tradition. In retrospect, it’s probably TOO obvious.
I got that same feeling as he was explaining to me that Prop. 8 was about state’s rights and upholding the people’s vote. Nothing more than that.
http://videogum.com/213481/top-chef-s07e09-whoops-hi-al-qaeda/tv/recaps/#comment-7715262
SO META!
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DS3M, you’ve been very Winwoodian since you changed your avatar, what gives?
Dude I spent like 20 minutes on Wikipedia researching that post.
Is anyone surprised by the fact that this guy’s family lives in Fort Collins?
It’s a cra-azy place man, lemme tell you. There were some weird gothy kids from the 1990s that hung out in the public square some times.
Whoa whoa now — I had no idea there was anyone else reading Videogum from the Fort! Me too, hello! And I think my husband was one of the weird gothy kids you speak of from the 90s hanging out in Old Town. Ha!
Sadly, I am no longer in the Fort
and with the comment I meant that they are there currently, but appear to have time traveled from the 90s, because you know, the style is the same.
i lived in foco for 4 years…i have to say that the transgender goth crowd that came into the 7-11 on shields and mulberry (in 05 when my friend was working there) made for pretty entertaining acquaintances
For real, I guffawed until tears came out of my eyes.
NO.
Looks like Voldemort’s getting desperate to fill the void now that Harry Potter is done filming
You’e not supposed to say his name! Don’t you know anything?!
Why do strangers on the Internet insist on making my terrible week worse?
Cheer up PT, it’s almost Friday!
And it’s only one more week after that till I am gainfully unemployed! And on the other side of the world. I just need to make it till then without carbombing any coworkers.
Good plan. And congrats?
For some reason, I’m trying to figure out the story on the guy in the background.
It’s the Man in Black, he’s playing LOST the videogame
I don’t know if this is supposed to be performance art, but if it is, it’s blowing my mind.
no. THIS is performance art…
SPOILER ALERT: It’s a clip from another Casey Affleck documentary starring Joaquin Phoenix called I’m Still Batsh*t Crazy featuring the hit song “I Left My Heart (And Mind) In Boulder.”
I really do enjoy a good youtube lunatic, which isn’t saying anything good about me, but this guy’s videos rip me apart. He’s either totally alienated or is part of a community full of REALLY crappy shlock-art and fake german aphorisms. I WANT IN.
I sometimes have this philosophical argument with my dad, where I say the great thing about America today is that it enables you to become any person you want to be, not shackled by social pressure to meet any standards or join any groups or become any person you don’t want to become. His position is that our culture lacks cohesion and has really fallen apart in the past 40 years, and no one respects anything or feels any responsibility anymore and it’s a terrible crime that there’s no prayer in school, because there was when he was a kid and it WORKED. Usually I win this argument by pointing out that he went to Catholic school. But I think today, he just won forever.
Hm. Not sure why this is a reply to you, Gmarley. I may have used the Internets wrong.
You got all my hopes up too. Oh well, dads are great right?
For some reason it flowed nicely. No worries.
My man
watch the nomi song…best music doco ever
Someone give this man a monocle.
It’s a bold new direction to be sure, but I predict most of iCarly’s fan base will stick with her.
with 341 i would say this dude had a problem, but it stopped three years ago, so either he is dead, or no longer into german expressionism