A New York stock broker by the name of Jerry gets tired of the hustle and bustle of the city and decides to move to the Australian outback where he can be alone in peace and quiet. A year goes by and Jerry begins to get a bit lonely, longing for some kind of human interaction. Fortunately, it is not long before he sees a car approaching his house. The car pulls up to the front, and a man gets out, walks up to the front door and rings the bell. Jerry opens the door and the man says in a thick Australian accent:

“G’day. I’m Nick. I’m your neighbor, just 20 miles that way.” Nick points due west.
“Oh, hi Nick. I’m Jerry. I moved from New York about a year ago.”
“Well, good to meet you, mate. Listen, I’m having a bit of a party tonight, thought you might like to come.”
“Love to,” Jerry says.
“Bonzer!” Nick replies. He starts to leave, but stops and turns around. “Oh, I should tell you, they’ll probably be a good bit of drinking.
No stranger to booze, Jerry says, “Oh, that’ll be fine.”
Nick pauses again. “And maybe a fight or two.”
“Well, like I said, I’m from New York, so I think I’ll be able to handle myself.”
“Fantastic,” Nick exclaims. “Oh, and one last thing. I can almost guarantee that they’ll be some pretty wild sex going on.”
Having not slept with a woman since New York, Jerry is elated. He laughs, “I think I can handle that.”
“Great! See you tonight then.”
As Nick is getting back in his car, Jerry calls out, “How many people do you think will be there?”
“Don’t worry about it, Jerry. Just the two of us!”