
As you know, the first of the two-part Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows movies will be released this November, followed by the second part next July. (SPOILER ALERT: MAGIC ISN’T REAL.) Obviously, lots of children are very excited about this. And some children are too excited about this. From ONTD:
The image depicting Harry letting Hedwig fly away included the following description from WB: “Everyone mounts up and leaves Privet Drive. Harry says goodbye to Hedwig.” So this does confirm that Harry lets Hedwig go prior to his departure.
Some MuggleNet readers are saying a leaked copy of the script reveals that Hedwig flies back to save Harry during the Seven Potter fights, and THEN she gets killed as she protects Harry.
WHUUUUUUUUUUT? Are you trying to tell me that there was a publicity still from the upcoming Harry Potter movie featuring the owl flying away, but something something nerds are always so mad something something magic something Hogwarts something SCANDAL? Obviously, we are all pretty excited to find out what happens to the mail owl in the high school movie!
REMINDER: nerds have until November 19th to have their Relax Pills prescription refilled.
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Relax Pills are the best.
I get mine at bulk discount rates from Canada!
Gabe’s just mad because Harry Potter is going to end better than LOST did.
Wait, what? Was Harry holding an owl captive for all of the previous movies? I am confused by this, is PETA aware?
Well, I was going to return this frozen dove, but I guess it can wait.
What is the store’s return policy on Hedwig’s, anyway?
Oh, nerds have the worst habit of taking all the fun out of everything! “I really like this thing and yet I will talk about it and analyze it and pick it apart until I find all sorts of little things to not like about it!” Good luck with your marriages, nerds!
This hits a little too close to home.
No word on Harry’s plans for the Angry Inch?
That is a filthy joke.
I heard that there’s a deleted scene where Hedwig builds a lightsaber. It’s just not right.
If Warner Brothers really wanted to cash in they’d call it Harry Potter and the Sexy Vampires
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Jet Li.
This is quickly becoming Nerdsgum.com. Now can someone get me down from here?
Books r dumb.
Best new party game, English nerd style:
“To be or not to something something slings something fortune something something WHETHER ‘TIS NOBLER something Denmark.”
“i’m a lumber jack and something something. i sleep all night and i something something cross dress something something. no homo.”
“It is a truth universally something something, that a single man in possession of something something, must be in want of a something.”
Call me something
SIJTU
“It was the best of something, it was the worst of something…”
Hollywood fatcats, always trying to change the plot of our beloved literature just to appeal to the casual fan. I am so sick and tired of owl release and return scenes being fudged into movies just to bring in the owl fan demographic.
Owls are an omen for something. I’m only half nerd so I don’t know what they’re an omen for. I only know this:

Does anyone else remember when Harry Potter first came out that parents were actually getting their kids owls that eventually began to maul their children because they’re BIRDS OF PREY that shouldn’t be around children who are shoving sticks in their face yelling “expelliarmus”?
I don’t know what any of this has to do with nerds being nerds but hey when else do you have the opportunity to bring up a good “Harry Potter birds of prey mauling children” story, right?
But owls are so cute and cuddly!

Oh fuck. Nightmare material
That’s actually really really scary. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WISE FOREST ELDERS?
I hate the one on the right starring at me.
Is it weird that I’m more freaked out by the weird chattering owl in the back than I am by the one trying to eat an entire giant rat in one bite?
That owl is cracking me up. He’s the Ray J Johnson of owls.
While I will continue to find owls really cute, yes: this is my nightmare forever.
This is AWESOME!
I actually thought they were cute until the deep throating incident. (Man, if some dude somewhere could count the number of times he said that, it would still probably be only once)
I think it’s going to be a lot worse when this film is released:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_lMihSKkgA
I cannot believe that this is actually a film. Everyone involved in the development, production and distribution must have been playing the “Can anyone find a film worse than Love and Other Drugs?” game.
I know some of them. They weren’t. And I think you’re being very unfair.
Sorry for being so patronising.
What the heck! I do not remember that! But it seems like something I should have been really upset about and then brought up at the premiere of every subsequent Harry Potter movie, like rabbit abuse at Easter.
oh, you beat me to it. and in a much more concise, grammatically correct fashion.
ugh, yeah, parents are the worst! my special lady friend volunteers at the house rabbit society and every spring they actually have to run a campaign called “make mine chocolate.” as in, get your child a chocolate bunny for easter, do NOT get your child a real, living bunny rabbit because, without fail, right after easter, every fricking year, shelters are overrun with cute little bunnies because parents were all, “oh shit, my 3 year old is not capable of caring for this real, living thing that needs love and attention and food and stuff, and i don’t wanna do it because this thing poops all the time and sometimes it eats its own poop (SECUM!), and that is gross, and get it away from me!” like, it is 2010, and this is a thing that still happens. the moral of this longwinded, petagum rant is, of course, CHOCOLATE!
I saw a girl at a concert this weekend with a Harry Potter tattoo on her ankle, and I bet she is really angry right now after hearing of this scandal.
Oh Lorryland weathermen…
God Gabe, you are such a muggleNoob
I was going to defend myself, but then I realized I brought up Emma Watson’s adorable new, post-filming haircut in a completely unrelated conversation the other day. Harry Potter is literally my version of discussing the weather. Only Judy can judge me.
I realized about a year ago that I say, or at least think about, something related to Harry Potter literally every day. And not ‘literally’ like Rachel Zoe says it.
How lame is it that that was basically the first thing that came to mind when seeing that picture, before even reading the story? “But THAT’S NOT RIGHT, blah blah blah IN THE BOOK blah blah blah!” To be fair, though, I am very nearly still a child.
I once walked through the woods and saw an owl. MLIHP
This is the book where they went Wizard Camping for 700 pages, right?
What a good two movies this will be.
I actually wouldn’t have minded if they changed that in the movie, since I cried when Hedwig got killed in the book. Apparently I should ask my doctor to change my Relax Pills prescription to Happy Pills instead.
whoops. I laughed.
It was a make-believe bird!
and I have no heart.
In nerd (my) defense, if Hedwig was set free and not killed, that would be a pretty big betrayal to what are the best-selling, most beloved and universally-respected stories of our generation. Just sayin’!
Yo Monsters! I thought we were all in agreement on liking Harry Potter, but hating Twilight?
In my nerd indictment I was momentarily relieved that we wouldn’t have to see Hedwig murdered in the movie. It was the saddest core
Someone needs to tell those nerds to chill because it’s all FAKE and GAY!
-D. Rad
Technically, I may be Hedwig but today, we are all Hedwig.
Hedwig is a terrible name for an owl. To cause a real scandal, they should change his name to Deathattack or Hawkbird. You know, something less nerdy.
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