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The first trailer for Jake Gyllenhaal’s and Anne Hathaway’s new romantic dramedy, Love and Other Drugs, came out a few days ago, and now there is a second trailer. My challenge to you: name a movie, alive or dead, that looks worse! (You can’t.)
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YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I had more upvotes.
I have to admit that I love your one man war against this movie.
I can’t wait for TWMOAT to start up again!
Devil
The Hills Have Eyes remake.
The I Spit on Your Grave remake
If It’s Pat is better than this movie, something is very wrong with the world.
Yeah, but It’s Pat had Camille Paglia, which is so weird that it makes it better than this movie.
…and Ween! Automatically better for having Ween.
funny, cuz the drummer from Ween is in my band so I guess that makes us automatically better too! haha
Don’t forget Dave Foley! You prick!
Um?
Sorry, that didn’t convey my meaning enough…
Briadru4 for the win…
you mad
Naw, see? The first preview, and you’re like, “This looks stupid,” but then the second preview is like, “Bam! She’s fucking dying!” and you realize that the answer to Gabe’s challenge is “Vampire’s Suck.”
Damn you, Godsauce!
At least you didn’t add a superfluous apostrophe!
To be fair “The Vampire’s Suck” will probably be the XXX Porn Parody version’s title.
I have to ask, what “heavy movies out recently” does s/he mean? “Dinner With Schmucks”?
Probably The Expendables, what with its redemptive thematic elements and commentary on apartheid.
I think she means “Charlie St. Cloud.”
So they didn’t feel it was necessary to hint that she’s dying in the first trailer? (I didn’t watch the second trailer because the first one made me want to walk into traffic.) Also, Vampires Suck is supposed to be bad, so it doesn’t count.
You can’t make up new rules, shoogy! “Vampires Suck” looks worse than this, so I win. Gimme my prize!
Eat, Pray, Love, and Other Drugs.
(The worst of all hypotheticals)
Love and Other Drugs, Actually
Burlesque (2010). Starring Christina Aguilera and Cher. It is coming on Thanksgiving and will be a…wait for it…waaaaait for it….a TURKEY.
that does look so bad, but i will see it because kristen bell is in it… that’s how much i miss veronica mars.
oh really? i am also seeing this then.
YES, Burlesque looks HORRIBLE. Watching the trailer on imdb made me angry, sad, physically uncomfortable, and weirded out all at the same time.
Is Christina Aguilera “going rouge”? Where is here management team. This is going to be her Glitter.
She used Rouge to Much Aplomb for the Moulin Rouge Soundtrack.
I leave the going Rogue to Anna Paquin.
Best part about “Burlesque” is that Aguilera is cast as the naive ingenue, while her bitter, more experienced competition is Kristen Bell. Is this also a stealth remake of “Freaky Friday”?
I hope there is a scene where she pushes Kristen Bell down the stairs.
As much as a do make spelling errors, that was supposed to be a joke (granted a bad joke) about how much makeup she wears.
I heard it was going to be our generation’s Showgirls.
I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Vampires Suck
Im just going to throw this out there…
Just imagine It. Brendon Frasier and his retard clapping and bears for 2 HOURS.
Mommy, what is that bear doing to Brendan Fraser?
It was there for a second. How ’bout now?
The Wicker Man (the remake with Nicolas Cage in a bear suit punching women).
What do I win?
The ignominy of having watched The Wicker Man remake.
True. And thats some next level ignominy. Not even a drinking game with six (six!) separate criteria made watching this movie worthwhile.
But he punches a woman in while wearing a bear suit!
*Mad Men reference*
At least The Wicker Man made me laugh myself to tears, this on the other will make me yawn myself to tears.
I’m Still Here
Can we have an “Office-Style-Hillary-Swank” debate over whether or not Anne Hathaway is hot? I’m tired of everything trying to convince me shes at all attractive, let alone the most attractive.
I feel the same way about Courtney Cox. She cannot pull of the extremely dazzlingly hot thing. She just can’t.
Taken individually all of her features should work, but when they are put together, something seems off.
charts and graphs
I’ve analyzed this pretty closely, and I think it’s because her mouth is too large for her face.
her mouth is too large for anyone’s face
Plus she is just very annoying. I avoid her movies at all costs.
I’m sure anyone who finds her attractive can think of applications for a large mouth.
Personally, all I want her to do with her mouth is shut it.
Her hair is very 90′s Lillith Fair.
could it be worse than rachel getting married?
nothing is worse than Rachel Getting Married.
Except maybe 2Rachel Getting 2Married 2: The House that Dumps Blood on Weddings
Love and 2 Other Drugs
oh, whoops. that’s covered below. I really like the idea of a movie with the princess diaries girl called “the house that dumps blood on weddings” though.
How about a sequel of Rachel Getting Married focused solely on the dishwasher loading competition? Except instead of just being a deadly dull 20 minutes of life you’ll never get back, this competition comprises the entire 162 minute runtime. They just keep loading and unloading, again and again for 162 minutes. Sometimes Tunde Abimpe wins. Sometimes the weird father wins. But they don’t keep track of wins and losses. They just whoop it up, loading and unloading.
Beige: The Movie
starring Tom Cruise’s hostage, Sooki, and the chick that ruined Watchmen. with a special appearance from Frodo.
Is Sooki a mutant hybrid of Sookie and Snooki? Because that character would make anything the worst thing ever.
Love and Other Drugs 2
2 Love 2 Other Drugs
Love 2 Tha Street Drugs
Other Drugz 2 Luv
<3 And Oth3r Drugs
(obviously the 3rd movie in the series)
Love and Other Drugs: Based on the novel “Push” by Sapphire
Love and Other Drugs: The Naked Mile
Love and Other Drugs: Revenge of the Fallen
Ballistic: You Got Served Love and Other Drugs by Ecks and Sever
Love and Other Drugs 3D
4 the Luv of Other Drugs: A Walk to Remember Me
L0ve and 0ther Drug5
In Luv with Drugs: A Walk to the Methadone Clinic
Love and Other Drugs: Tokyo Drift
Bring it On: Love and Other Drugs
Love and Other Drugs: Full Throttle
Love and Not Another Teen Drug
It seems that today’s themes are: possibly fake crazy, and movies about rich assholes.
This movie without Oliver Platt.
This trailer is actually GREAT* if you just pretend they’re still playing their characters from “Brokeback Mountain.”
*It’s still not great; it’s just confusing.
Oh man, trailer 2 is great. About halfway through Anne Hathaway is shakily poppin’ pills and some doctor tells you she is ‘sick’. So either she is sick-sick and has like, I don’t know, cervical cancer, or she is a drug addict, which seems more likely. Once again, inferring here, it would seem her drug of choice is prescription viagra, and that she was just using Jake for her ‘fix’.
Love. Lies. Erections. I can’t wait to see this!
I hope she dies in the end so he can learn something. That’d be amazing.
We would all learn something if she dies in the end, twilly. We would ALL learn something.
I just can’t get past how similar this film is to Sweet November. People always be rippin’ off Keanu….
http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/independent/niceguyjohnny/
this movie. this movie.
She uses science to be good at sports! It’s absurdity!
http://www.imdb.com/video/screenplay/vi383713561/
Can’t wait for the Bob Dole cameo.
Oh man, did it ever take me too long to determine that this movie does not take place in 2010. I was shaking my head, going, “But Viagra was already invented; THIS IS STUPID!” until I saw that old cell phone and realized.
Imagine this same movie starring Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler. See?
Yes, it looks like Jake Gyllenhaal is being a total cheeseball here, but it also looks like we’re going to see him have a lot of PG-13 sex. Let’s call it a draw and save our hate for this:
oh good… jack black in 3D!
but sex with anne hathaway? this movie is making me very angry. love me instead!
Office Space Jam…shit wrong topic!
Whatever you guys, Tom Cruise and Julia Roberts are still making it in Hollywood and that is great right?
LOST
I hope this is a hint that WMOAT will be returning soon. Commence countdown…
Oh, and I say Miley Cyrus’ gem of a movie “The Last Song” looks worse.
Possibly worse still is “Hannah Montana: The Movie”.
Yuck. Gross. Barf. Etc.
All those movies in which a pretty white lady dies so a handsome and successful white dude can grow a soul are at least as bad as this one.
Also: fuck you, American health insurance companies, for 100 percent covering Viagra and other penis drugs but giving ladies a hard time about their birth control options.
This movie looks pretty bad, but i dont think anything can compare to the rollercoaster ride of emotional death i felt after watching August Rush.
Fred: The Movie.
Sweet November. Oh, wait. It’s the exact same movie.
My thoughts exactly
is nobody else megabummed about the music in this trailer? boooooo roxy music.
Love and Other Drugs:
He Saw. He Conquered. Everybody…. wait, nevermind…
Oh! This movie! I’ve seen this movie!
It’s the movie where there is a guy (oo he’s cute) and he’s super smart and stylish (sigh, dreamy) but he is a PIG (ew!) and he has sex with ALL the womens (super ew!) who are dumb enough to fall for his charms! But then he meets a lady who is smart and sassy (oo I like her) who DOESN’T fall for his charms right away (she is SO smart!) and they fall in love (YAY)! But then he finds out her secret (oh no!) she is going to die (but they’re so in love!) but he loves her anyway because she’s the only one he’s ever loved because of her smart sassiness! And then they hang out in the fall (cute scarf– OH I GET IT BECAUSE ITS THE AUTUMN OF HER LIFE! Metaphors!) and he realizes that he’ll never love anyone the same way he’s ever loved her ever and then snowflakes and then she dies.
Sweet November, right?
Or was it November Rain? Or was it a Walk to Remember?
This movie is basically “Jerry Maguire”, but instead of sports, it’s boner pills. “Jerry Maboner”?
The only difference is that this isn’t a May-November Romance.
It’s a trick question. The only thing worse than the movie portrayed in the first trailer… is the movie portrayed in the second trailer.
Yeah I liked it better in the first one because one of them isn’t dying and they’re both just total assholes.
Has anyone seen this?
Don’t.
Whilst visiting my aunt one weekend I had her take me to see this (I was 13). She hasn’t spoken to me since…
It still makes me feel sick to my stomach, 15 years after I saw it. It was soul-damaging. It makes you need to lie down; you lie there feeling small and helpless and you hope the memory of it will go away. But it doesn’t. It can’t. It never quite will. You have lost a part of what made you human.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYfn4CqChqo
This is “a high-concept faith-based legal thriller.” What a good combination of things to be!
And it appears to share the “dying girlfriend” revelation. AMONG OTHERS.
Glenn Beck’s The Overton Window: A Spike Lee Joint
The Untitled Gabe Delahaye Project.
I’m in line at Fandango right now for tix to this movie.
Oh god the second trailer has a running-through-a-hospital scene. That movie looked at least 5 notches worse thanks to that one moment.
The Exploding Girl looks worse. It looks like the worst movie ever to masquerade as a good movie.