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How Do You Know trailer, you guys:
It’s kind of a worn out comedic trope to refer to something as the “Sophie’s Choice” of whatever, but I’m pretty sure this is the “Sophie’s Choice” of make-believe celebrity boyfriends, right ladies? LITERALLY. I guess if it was Paul Rudd and James Franco it would be even harder, because who can think when smoke is pouring out of their vagina? Anyway: to help you decide, picture it this way: you and Owen Wilson and Paul Rudd have all just been hustled at gunpoint off the train at Dachau, and a guard says that you can only bring one of them inside the concentration camp with you, and the other one will be taken away into a separate line for immediate execution. Who do you choose? (Sophie’s Choice jokes, you guys. Literally the funniest jokes. Isn’t that right, my ancestors?) Quick! Choose now! The guard is tapping his boot!
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The choice between James Franco and Paul Rudd would be fucking impossible for me. How do you know me so well Gabe?
“But is it art?”
In other words, I love Ab Fab (and therefore love you!)
Emmylou’s picture down there is DEFINITELY art.
YESSSSSSSSSSS!
WHOA
This is a dark year for DC’s image in the entertainment industry. We get this bullshit, the worst Top Chef season ever, Real Housewives, C-SPAN, Salt, and surely some others I’m forgetting.
Also, they filmed this movie over a year ago. HOW LONG does it take to CGI Paul Rudd’s smirk in post-production?
Okay, scenario, you’re in a room with Paul Rudd and Owen Wilson’s characters from How Do You Know and you have a gun with only one bullet. Who do you shoot?
Answer: yourself.
I wish I could down vote this post…
Hands down, Paul Rudd. He is in my celebrity top five to-do list…
who are the other four? please dont say topher grace
Unfortunately, Topher did not make the cut. The other four include Jon Hamm, Ryan Gosling, Dave Grohl and Ryan Reynolds. DON’T JUDGE ME!
(This was on my radio yesterday. It’s a sign!)
Top musical choice.
(I used to be obessed with the Foo Fighters, I never listen to them anymore, but man, they do rock.)
Damn what a hunk!
Now that’s a list I can get behind!
@thisismynightmare, I approve 4/5 of your list. Your reward:
You’re welcome.
Yet another hunky man! R-Gos is my #1 pick. MMMMHMMMM! His band Dead Man’s Bones yet solidifies how awesome he is.
I hope she ends up with Jack Nicholson.
Pretty sure it’s gonna be Herc.
“That was the best condom joke James L Brooks could come up with.”
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Sgt. Ellis Carver: All you gotta do is name a guy.
Det. Thomas ‘Herc’ Hauk: [thinking] I’m not catchin’, I’m pitchin’.
Sgt. Ellis Carver: No problem.
Yes, Herc over the both in a heartbeat. if not Herc, then Rudd, obvs.
me too. love jack!
Neither. Now if I had to pick between members of The Expendables, that would be a problem.
“You lure me in with Comicstripgum and then this?” -Art Spiegelman
Spoiler alert: she ends up with the doorman.
she ends up with ryan phillipee
No contest. Rudd FTW.
That’s my boyfriend.
That’s not a .gif — that’s a .gift
I logged in just to upvote your comment.
Much appreciated
Aren’t you in a meeting right now?
I can’t choose! What if I choose poorly?!?!
Dr. Laura looks the same as always in this picture
Don’t let the hot Nazi choose for you. She is going to trick you!
this is kind of a sloppy trailer.
I dunno guys. Which way is her chin pointing most?
There IS no choice here!
Have you seen Owen Wilson’s nose? The first time I saw him in a movie I was like “Why are they not mentioning that this guy has some weird nose prosetetic? Did he get punched right before the opening credits and I missed it?”
His nose is pretty normal, actually — if you break a nose a couple times.
does this movie take place in real time? because shes wearing the same “im eating ice cream” blue sweatshirt in every scene.
maybe she just wears it everyday since she can’t seem to make a decision if her life depended on it.
And F5 proves it’s usefulness once more
phew…i was worried our generation wouldn’t get its own ‘It’s Complicated.’
More like Bro-phie’s choice. #neededtobesaid #noitdidnot
She sure loves that oversized off the shoulder sweatshirt look
that is the time honoured for beautiful women to indicate that “if I wasn’t so damn perfect, I’d look shitty right now because I’m SOOOOOOOOOOOO sad, right? I mean, look! it doesn’t even cover both shoulders!”
women such as myself don’t need a signal because we are covered in mud, tears, and hobos.
Can I actually choose BY fucking?
Finally, the sequel to “Overnight Delivery”!
THANK YOU! Is it just me or did Road Trip totally rip off the plot line of Overnight Delivery???
Soundtrack by Hans Zimmer! I am excited about the possibility of a slowed down take on ‘Torn’ by Natalie Imbruglia.
Reese, you are too old for this. (She is not old, just too old for this.)
Cain’t have a buncha ol’ bitches runnin’ around in my movie.
Seriously! If you’re not married by 26, get outta the way and start spinning all on your lonesome.
I never meant to make you sad walk!
What did Reese Witherspoon do? It took me until the 6th or 7th shot of her before I realized it was her. She’s all gaunt and olsen-twin-y. What’s the deal?
Besides that tho, Paul Rudd is so awesome. I’ve been itching to watch Wet Hot American Summer, The Baxter, and Role Models lately. I don’t own two of these for NO reason whatsoever.
The right answer is Paul Rudd, because Owen Wilson, with his Aryan good look, would never have been put on a train to Dachau in the first place, whereas DJ Bat Mitzvah would definitely need a rescue.
Sophie’s Not-really-a-choice-because-the-obvious-answer-is-obvious.
I think the real question is – Celery Man or Nude Tayne?
At least Paul Rudd knows how to use ‘literally’ properly.
team paul all the way.
Team Herc!
Is it me or does Owen Wilson just really bums you out since the botched suicide attempt?
Absolutely agree.
Whenever I happen to catch a bit of one of his movies on TV, the sadness is so obvious in his eyes – it’s pretty depressing.
I read an article about this movie where Reese was praising Paul – saying that “he doesn’t have the tragic nature of the comedian, where deep down he’s a nasty person.”
Seemed like a back-handed slap against Owen … ouch!
How do you know?
Is one Owen Wilson? ok.
so, is the other Paul Rudd? ok.
so…that is how.
In other news, Reese is lookin FOINE. Broken homes be treatin her all kindza GOOD.
duh.
+1,000,000
yeah. it’s nice.
MOVE THAT SHEET! STOP BEING MARRIED!
I love paul rudd….but this is creeping me out.
I logged in to up vote this.
I don’t know how to choose. I am confused and bamboozled by all the other parts these people have played in other romantic comedies.
Maybe I’m stupid / probably I’m stupid: how many times can these admittedly likable actors play the same part in different movies? And not have people get sick of it?
Paul Rudd, Broken-nose Wilson, Reese…It’s as old as the hills. As The Hills. I’ve never seen The Hills. But I suspect that it gets old afer a short while of the same same same.