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So, if you are also tired of wasting your time in bars with people who aren’t SERIOUS (very very serious) about karaoke, and you are 5-7 years in his age group, not a country girl, want to sing in a public place where nothing bad can happen, have done the background check to make sure there are no criminal convictions on his permanent record, consider forklifts to be “electric horses,” hate shirts, like kids with a strong interest in computer programming, and believe that your two voices will be compatible, preferably on a rock and roll song, please give him a call. Soon. We’re all pretty worried about him. (Thanks for the tip, Paul.)
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Gabe, I didn’t realise your grandson was a karaoke singer!
anyone else feel like they were just rape-raped?
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This new M.I.A. video is just too provocative for me.
“I’m looking for a lady with nipples as erect as mine” – This Guy
i found some!
Seriously. You could cut glass with those things…
I’m considering changing my avatar to a screencap of his nipple. They’re just so ridiculous!
And by “this guy” I mean Rick because this guy is so obviously named Rick.
Obviously, but his friends call him “Slick.”
This guy is Marvin Gay alright, mercy mercy mercy me
Wow. That was too many minutes long!
Driving a forklift>riding a horse
When he leans forwards on his hands, I get this sudden feeling that he has no legs.
Other than that, my favorite part is when he accidently sidetracks himself because he loves his job so much.
“I’m dropping huge pallets all day long… cuttin’ plastic, runnin’ stuff in…”
He stole that line from one of my favorite porns, “Forklift 3: Lift THIS”.
You had me at electric cowboy.
Remember when the Fonze would come in, elbow the jukebox and be like “Uhh, not so much.”??? CLASSIC!
I was just going through his videos and he was molested? Now I feel bad for laughing at him
http://bit.ly/c9ab8o
I watched as much of that video as I could before it became too sad. He seems to have had a tough life and has found something that brings him some happiness. I applaud that.
Yeah, as ridiculous as this video is, he seems like a pretty good guy. And his lack of criminal convictions basically proves it.
I didn’t know the tough life part, but I wasn’t kidding when I said my favorite part was him getting sidetracked by talking about his job, dude seemed to really dig driving a forklift.
Dude, are you even going to address the no shirt issue? No? Dynamite.
By “seeing if our voices are compatible” you mean FUCKING, right?
No, I think he just means singing. That’s the weird undertone that develops as the video progresses.
“OMG, my dad just posted a really weird, embarrassing, and depressing video of himself half naked trying to pock up lonely women online. FML!”
-This Guy’s Son
No wonder the kids are listening to T Mills if this is what their parents are like. “Leave me alone, Dad! You’ll never understand my non-karaoke life!”
“hey son, you think you could program some animated hearts and like love stuff for me”
“this isn’t for one of your creepy videos is it”
“no, not at all. I need it for work. i got an important forklift presentation for my meeting “
“OMG MLIKaraoke” – this guy.
I’m not gonna lie, I HATE it when people say “I’m not gonna lie”. What, were you considering lying? I’m glad you’re trying to make it absolutely clear that you are telling the truth.
Especially when it’s followed by something as inane as “I’m a rock and roll guy.” WHY IS THAT SOMETHING THAT ANYONE WOULD LIE ABOUT?! I can understand if someone said, “I’m not gonna lie, I slept with someone else while you were out of town”, or something where lying might be considered, but ARRGGHH! “I’m not gonna lie, but I think tacos are delicious.” Controversial statement! WHY AM I SO WORKED UP OVER THIS?!
I like to preface some of my statements with, “I’m gonna lie here”
Along these lines, can we all agree never to say, “I could care less.” You COULD care less? Go for it; make that dream happen. In fact, maybe you could care so little that you could even get to the point where you COULDN”T care less. Right, that’s what you meant in the first place.
Also, heighth is not a word.
People think heighth is a word?
SoCal is a strange place filled with many not-so-bright individuals. This can lead to some interesting (d)evolutions. Think of some of the great collaborations of all time: Miles Davis and Gil Evans gave us Sketches of Spain. Scorsese and De Niro gave us Taxi Driver and Raging Bull.
Well, Southern California gave us Paul Blart: Mall Cop and “heighth”.
Hey! Southern California didn’t give us Paul Blart all on its lonesome. That mall in the film? That’s in the town next to my hometown. That’s where I spent way too much time being fucking bored and making fun of the mall cop who wore a mounty cap.
I’m not-so-bright (I live in SoCal) and I only watched part of the video, but this guy said he is from Sacramento, which is in Northern California
Sincere apologies, hellsbells. I wasn’t trying to imply that most SoCal’ers are stupid (I have family there, and pictures of them in my wallet). Stupid people are all around us. I just thought “heighth” originated there, as I’ve rarely heard it anywhere else.
I think you will enjoy this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw
That was an interesting lorry.
This is like every Lethal Weapon movie except with more talk of karaoke.
Seriously! He looks like Mel Gibson. I say we replace Mel with him. We’d gain some years and a whoollllleeee lot of human decency.
But then we’d never have APOCALYPTO!!!
It is probably indicative of the sad state of our society that he instantly gained my respect for the simple fact that he’s looking for a woman his own age, rather than a 21-year-old.
No, no you misunderstand. He’s looking for someone near his age for a SINGING partner. His fucking partners are probably much much younger.
P.S. Personally, I find all women attractive as long as they have good posture. Even elderly women with breathing problems. But do you really think that men being attracted to young women is a societal thing? Pretty sure it’s biological. Remember, science is busily proving that we’re all just soulless bio-machines!
Most karaoke, it’s open to everyone. “Hey, just get up and have fun.” Not this guy. If you can’t sing, just sit down.
“A karaoke place is a great place to have a conversation.”
Unfortunately, most of those conversations are about the awkward shirtless 45 year old man singing “Wanted Dead Or Alive”.
thank god someone said something about those hearts. That was basically the point where he was subconsciously trying to warn us all that he is literally a serial murderer.
I dunno you guys, I kind of found him endearing. Go him.
He’s a good guy and his son’s into programming. Go them!
And he has a good relationship with his ex-wife! Go everyone!
I wish I could sit at this guy’s feet and have him teach me everything he knows about gifs.
Is this a good idea? he might be pantsless as well.
Literally at his feet? Because I get the impression he’s not wearing shoes, either.
There should be a word for men who have pretty good bodies but not great bodies, who love to take off their shirts at weirdly inappropriate times. Like, if you saw this guy at the beach, you’d probably be like, “That guy keeps himself in pretty good shape. The ladies must really go for him.” But in this video it’s like, “What are you doing? Where are you getting this confidence from, Mr. Paunch?”
For some reason, these guys creep me out the most.
About as ridiculous as this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY
Wow, that is a 6 minute video ad all of him talking. I really am shocked that there was no karaoke at all. Like I thought for sure there would at least be like a snippet or something. Nope.
Sacramento huh?
“He’s pretty.” – Cowgirls
This guy is obviously ridiculous, but he does have a point about “cowgirls”. They do want some half-assed version of some douchey cowpoke they see in the usual horsesh*t country music video.
I only made it as far as “electric horses” and had to stop. Mr. Cool GIFs here…too much.
What do most guys he knows drive that is less like a horse than a forklift?Because (and I am not claiming equal cowboy status or anything) I used to work at a place where there were forklifts and not once did I see a guy driving one and mistakenly think Holy shit its the Lone Ranger.
Why does he not have a shirt on? Also, I think his nipples look like pimples.
I should have read the comments first because, like, these two points have already been made and I’m stepping into such a Videogum cliche.
This has nothing to do with this video, other than the visual effects, but this dance is so awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnXrXwvazDs