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Movieline takes a look at what some famous people make compared to what some other famous people make for being in/doing the thing that makes them famous, and somehow it’s kind of depressing, even though everyone still makes lots more than any of us. Lame.
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As an assistant professor of English, I make about $75 per credit hour per week, LADIES.
…plus lukewarm coffee, and all the staples you want!
I’m a student, but I’ve got a meal plan and a single. That means no roommates and dinner’s on me, ladies.
You are living my dream.
But how much does Turtle make? No one cares about Drama
“Award magnet (and future Saturday Night Live host) Jane Lynch cashes a check for $50,000 per episode, exactly a quarter of what her fellow Fox star David Boreanaz takes home each installment.”
Where’s the outrage here? Has this person even seen Bones???
I might get my outrage on if I find out Sweets is paid anything less than one hundred billion dollars an episode.
He knows he’s worth it.
Little Sam Weir got SO TALL! And smug!
Well he earned it, he’s like 19 with two PhDs. Have you even seen Bones???
I JUST watched an interview with him last night after wondering what happened to little Sam. He came across as very sincere, and cute, and now I feel really old.
He is SO worth it.
Whenever my wife and I watch Bones and John Francis Daley comes on screen she yells out, “Sweets! Get in my pocket!” Which, of course, is what he should do.
How could you have *not* seen Bones? It’s on in reruns like 3 times a day every day
And on Netflix Instant streaming! (3 times a day every day in my house)
Due to the fact that my only option for a television provider is
ComcastXfinityA Bunch of Assholes, I actually LOSE $30,000 an episode. All the episodes, of everything.poor rich people.
Gabe still earns a paycheck? I thought he collected social security, occasionally volunteering on election days.
Do you think he would watch True Blood just for giggles?
At Gabe’s age he’s seen and heard it all, so… kinda.
Poor Tina Fey. She only makes about $7.5 million a year on her TV show alone. Life can be so unfair.
Money, money, money! ACK!
Wow, they are just like us (but richer)!
If I stop watching Jersey Shore, will Snooki stop getting paid so much?
No, but I will now be watching with a note of anger in my condescending amusement.
Between this news, the jets flying sorties over my fucking city, and the oppressive heat, I think it’s time I packed up and moved to crimeland, where I can rob my way to Snooki-esque heights of money per week.
“Ungh, these gold bars are SO heavy.” -Famous People
“Hmm, looks like I have bread and carrots. SO I guess I’ll have a carrot sandwich?” -Me
I make 13.25 an hour but I sure feel sorry for Betty White… how can she afford boiled candy on $75k an episode?
I’m sorry, I know you guys love the “Glee”, but the only way Matthew Morrison is a potential EGOT candidate is if they replace the Oscars and Grammys with awards for Having Dumb Hair and Being Awful at Rapping.
OH man here comes the “Lets Get Betty White To Make More Than Kate Gosselin” Facebook pages.
I would much rather watch Snooki get drunk and yell at trees than watch Matthew Morrison do…nearly anything. As GBV said, I know y’all love Glee, but if he wins an Emmy I will personally vomit all over Ryan Murphy’s face.
Wait Two and a Half Men costs over 2 million dollars an episode? How is that something that makes any sense at all?
Snooki makes more for being a laughingstock than I earn in a year. Man fuck everything.
“No happy Friday for you!”-Gabe