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At some point, we as a species will no longer be amazed at human voices coming out of human heads, no matter how much those heads do not fit our preconceived notions of what a head, or at least that head in particular, should sound like. But until then: WOW!
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Fake and gay? How is this possible?
WHAT?! Youtube is on the tellybox now?! It’s like a special crossover episode with the internet and TV finally meeting.
Oh and, in the Youtube spirit of things, she’s obviously fake (I am not stooping to calling a little girl gay).
I don’t think that we as a species will ever or should ever stop finding it amazing when little babies can sing like that.
I feel like a loser now. After I saw Phantom in grade school all I did was go to a Sbarro.
What you lost in media exposure you gained in garlic twists.
And cholesterol.
She needs to take it easy – her voice needs to train more before pushing it like that. She’ll be a wonderful musician, but injuries are common and career ending.
/had a classical career ended by an injury
You were not the master of your domain, I take it?
I was a horn player, and I injured my lips. Sooooo……
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French Horn, not trumpet.
Fuck, I just bummed *myself* out.
Sorry everyone!
But look at that nice mouse thing you posted! He wants you to be happy.
Haha, I thought this too. I’m fascinated, but she needs training. I mean she sounds really good for the most part, but her breathing (I mean don’t die, but…) and like the words between her opera yodeling sounds like her talking. I don’t know. All I know is, I hate this show.
Fuck this shit. I go on Youtube to avoid Nick Cannon and Howie Mandel not watch them.
Kenny, Nick Cannon is hilarious.
I must say I felt a bit guilty after he said ‘acts’ I was wondering how ‘ask’ fit in with what he was saying, woops.
thought the same thing..then felt bad.
I am really glad this did not turn out to be what I thought it would be, which is a little girl with a lovely voice but no face.
I know! “American – Face” is my new metal band., btw. Find us on Myspace!
Sadly, they can’t have a Facebook page
I thought the same thing, BUT I CLICKED THE LINK ANYWAY BECAUSE I CANNOT BE STOPPED.
Me three! I was prepared for some gruesome chimpanzee face removal situation!
I, like so many others, thought the same thing. The question is, does this say more about us, and the assumptions we make, or about Gabe and the sort of stuff he links us to, which we, of course, blindly follow?
I couldn’t hear that poor little girl over the sounds of my own horror upon seeing Sharon Osbourne’s new Jame Gumb lips.
When no one in your household understands the concept of “enough,” who can stop you from going so terribly wrong? E.g., Rivers mère and fille.
Thank you. Yes. I was hoping that I wasn’t just making that up. It’s not just the lips themselves though; it’s also the clown-style application of lipstick. It’s a variation on Jessica Simpson’s recent fascination with “Ooh, my face is looking chubby, I’d better do everything I can to make my eyes look as small as possible” style eyeliner application.
Sure she is talented, but does she have the natural charisma of Ruby?
hoorray!
I freaking LOVE the Ruby Gif. It’s the gif that keeps on … giffing? In any event, love that little Ruby Sugar Slam.
Every time I see that I hear Violent JJ saying “Ruby’s my sister” in my head, the way I heard it a thousand times when I was trying to figure out how to make a gif with only Real Player and a dream.
The president of our fan club is going to be so mad when her and Justin Bieber start dating in a few years.
It better be at least 8 years from now, or Justin Bieber is going to jail
Cmd + F, “bieber”.
Videogum never disappoints!
WHY DOES THIS CHILD HAVE A FACE?
I WAS PROMISED FACELESSNESS
It would have tied nicely into the theme for the day. Legless-cat, faceless-girl…
I took it to mean Dirk Benedict died, but nope.
i was watching this last night (shame) and was horrified. it seems so fake, but there she is, singing and being adorable. favorite part was at the end they asked how she was feeling and she said she was so amazed she might cry. and then she does!
How can you be younger than the amount of years of acting/singing training you’ve had?
Yeah, there is clearly some Benjamin Button-type shit going on here.
Disclaimer: I have actually never seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, so for all I know, this is an actual scene from the movie…in which case, I have to say I am surprised by some of the casting choices.
Gabe thinks she doesn’t have a face because he only notices perfect 10′s like Megan Fox or Betty White.
“What about perfect 10-year-olds?” – Someone Who isn’t Me
what is the deal with the fog billowing out at her feet like she’s on a friggen cloud?! Is this common place on America’s Got Talent? Me no likey.
This tiny, fake opera singer gets to go to The Wizarding World of Harry Potter BEFORE ME?!
I’m sorry, no offense to this little girl, but FUCK America’s Got Talent in its stupid fucking face. I can’t fucking stand the way they try to create these “moments” where its preordained that the crowd is going to give some singer a standing ovation. It makes me literally sick (no Zoe). This little girl has a beautiful voice, but she is being sucked into the void that is Sharon Osbourne, Howie Mandel, Nick Cannon and Garbage America. I’m ashamed of all of us.
Piers whatshisface commenting on her dress… jaaaaaiiiiilllll…