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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
Gabe loves fan fiction. You Can Make It Up features his own personal alternate adventures starring some of our favorite characters.
After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
You’re right. That is my coffee break, but this one has more pants.
OUR OVERHEAD IS THROUGH THE ROOF!
I GOT CORPORATE BREATHING DOWN MY NECK ON THIS ONE!
Going forward, we see our gross margins increasing as our new high-margin products gain traction….Let’s circle back on this after a ONE MINUTE DANCE PARTY!
You’re thinking OUTSIDE THE BOX! I like it!
Errrr….INCENTIVIZE!….DELIVERABLES!
Synergies.
Oh, now I’m just pissed. I tried to get a bingo game going during our big company meeting, using words and terms like this, and someone ratted me out. I think even the boss who scolded me was annoyed someone was a rat.
Never badmouth synergy.
I run a tight ship, productivity is up 96%. Thanks for the views! http://darkives.com/
It’s Tuesday afternoon, somebody brought in cake.
That was nice and all but you’re still fired
Just pick the wedgie, man!
“I declare this coffee break to be ‘AWESOME!’”
“Oh, and hey everybody, only take what you can handle and ALWAYS know your coffee-maker”
Joke’s on you, Gabe. I don’t even HAVE a job.
I’d like to have a dance off with this man by the water cooler.
Right, like the guy in the $4000 suit is gonna lose in a dance-off to someone who doesn’t make that in four months. COME ON!
But will it be in 3D??
This might make me weird, but sometimes I do get antsy and dance at work. Usually it’s a little less thrusty, and I have an office to myself so I’m not dancing in front of the whole office, but it’s a nice way to get blood flowing back into my butt after sitting for too long. Also sometimes I do jumping jacks when I’m waiting for copies.
I know what you mean. I have a tendency to stomp around and pretend to be a T-Rex.
Rawr.
I’m just getting a little red x, but you usually nail it, so here’s an upvote.
i too am now in love with lilbobbytables!
Well then. There’s only one thing to do.
there’s something you should know. i am not left-handed!
Well, neither am I.
This is what’s ALWAYS happening on the other end of your conference calls.
It’s Friday already?
Dancing is for closers.
Always Be Closing (and) Dancing
Everyday.
Forever
YES.
$10 says he’s celebrating getting more rich while everyone else is still poor.
I’m with you a 100% man. Can I borrow those 10$?
I think he just got his thumbs stuck in his belt and was squirming to free them.
Looks like someone’s got a condo to save.
My boyfriend has a job AND knows how to move his body. We’re both winners.
Since his early career as a middle management themed male stripper didn’t really pan out, the higher ups let Ed re-live his glory days every day at noon.
straight people…
He better be careful; those bins have a decent case for sexual harassment, and while the postal service is still owned and operated by the U.S. government, that’d go to federal court. Y/N, lawyer-monsters?
something something diversity jurisdiction.
Federal question, clearly!
Quit your day job!
The Federal Anti-Thrusting Next To Mail Bin Act of 2003 (42 U.S.C. 18000, et seq.) gives us all a personal cause of action against this fellow. Since there is a Federal Question is involved, we all get to go to United States District Court on this one without worrying about diversity.
I think we have a pretty good case and would be willing to take the case. I usually get paid in Precious Moments Figurines, but we can work something out, I’m sure.
I’m sorry, this was to be a reply to Meaverly.
Mans, I found these photos of the inside of your house:
Yeah, those were from the profile that “Internet Commenting Quarterly” did on my about 2 years ago. Since, I’ve installed a hot tub for the cats in the middle of the den. And of course, they have their own flat screen television now too. They’ve earned it, though; they put in a lot of hours coding.
No worries, this makes perfect sense on its own.
This guy has permission to quit his day job.
The only thing this video is missing is a FAKE RAP.
Whatever this guy is selling, I’m buying.
Woman: “Dude, I dare you to stand up in the middle of the office and start dancing for a minute.”
Man: “And if I do?”
Woman: “I’ll go to McDonald’s tomorrow morning, demand chicken McNuggets and throw a fit if they don’t serve me any.”
One minute later
Woman: “Fuuuuuuck”
I think this guy goes to a club I frequently…or at least someone with similarly crotch-y moves…