This uses the oldest trick in the viral video book, taking a clip of The O’Reilly Factor with guest Geraldo Rivera and slow the audio down so they sound like two chopped and screwed monsters having an argument about who drank more lean. This isn’t even the best use of it, we can admit that. We’ll admit that. This is probably the best use of it. Nevertheless, when you get to around the 1 minute mark, as pointed out by BoingBoing, from which this video has come, and they start yelling at each other with their cotton ball voices, it’s still pretty funny. And besides, it’s early Friday morning. This is what everything sounds like right now.

Even at half-speed, Bill O’Reilly is still a fucking clown.