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If last summer was the “summer of Death” then certainly we can all agree that this summer is the “summer of incredible Taiwanese CGI ‘news’ broadcasts.”
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I thought Snooki was CGI, anyway. I didn’t know it was possible for a person to be that orange without the use of special effects.
No doubt. That woman looks like a radioactive gargoyle.
“i LIKE being tan, bitch!”
In other news, Taiwan national news is staffed entirely by 12 year-old boys.
God, did watching this put Jersey Shore in perspective for anyone else? Somehow, watching little CGI versions of these people drinking in a hot tub, narrated in Chinese, really just made this whole thing seem a lot smaller than it really is. I’m really glad I watched that.
It’s funny – I’ve never actually seen an episode of Jersey Shore; in fact, all I know about this show is what I see and read on this board… But all those small pieces – the NYSE photo plus ensuing monster comments, Gabe’s recaps – they all add up to something. And now it’s made the infamous Taiwanese CGI news.
I read the names – and what names! JWOWW, The Situation. They are legends already. It’s hard to explain, but it almost feels like archeology of some kind. Until I saw this, I thought JWOWW was a guy! Remember the time when Triceratops and Torosaurus were two different species?
The news about triceratops not being triceratops is SO MEAN. Little me’s favorite dinosaur, just snatched away! As if the world weren’t cruel enough, now we don’t even get nostalgia.
Luckily I like dimetrodons.
Dimetrodons aren’t dinosaurs.
Seriously! This bit struck me as extremely accurate and clarifying.
I think they get it better than we do…
It’s funny to hear someone with a Tawainese accent say “guidos” and “guidettes”
racist!
Avatar just changed everything didn’t it guys?!
I liked her trying to select from a table of cucumbers and phallic vegetables.
And then pantomiming a telephone call with the one she picked up for some reason.
The Snooki Diet is cutting-edge like that.
great series. i understand 5-10% of the spoken word, and 110% of the sentiment.
The saddest part is the sound cue of Americans laughing heartily at the TV, seemingly enjoying with such earnest relish the antics of Jersey Shore. This is what Americans enjoy, they seem to say.
Grand Theft Auto: Jersey Shore
I, for one, appreciate the Taiwanese National News’ depiction of Snooki’s lack of oxygen consumption.
Snooki appreciates the career advice.
“SNOOKIE SMASH”…my favorite part is when she clobbers barry obamy with a bottle…it’s like the hulk…only orange