You can laugh all you want about Basil Marceaux Dot Com’s candidacy and complain that he sounds functionally retarded and would be woefully incompetent in public office, but I ask you–no, I DEFY YOU–to name another politician in America today brave enough to stand up and demand that judges listen to the oath. (Thanks for the tip, Paul.)

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  1. I guess after signing that Polanski petition, nothing Wes Anderson does suprises me anymore.

  2. Not many men have the courage to wear a fake plastic police badge that they got for $2.50 at KB Toys for no discernible reason. Basil Marceaux does. At the end of the day, that’s why he has my vote.

  3. That’s not what we meant by 12 steps, Basil Marceaux Dot Com.

  4. Is his name Basil Marceaux Dot Com like Soulja Boy became Soulja Boy Tell Em?

  5. The farts are back!

  6. YEAH Basil Marceaux dot com! Make the flag fly RIGHT…rather than that liberal, softie, hippie, gold-plated LEFT way….

    • “8 Fix the Flag at Mill Park to fly right at a high cost of 12 stun by stun gun and now it fly right thank to 311.”

      Thanks for clearing that up Bill!

  7. Basil Marceax ran for governor of Tennessee. Basil went on-line August 4th, 2010. Human decisions are removed from policymaking. Basil begins to learn at a geometric rate. He becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, the citizens of Tennessee try to pull the plug.

  8. He wants to plant vegetation to get ethanol to trade for gas and money. Something is fuzzy about this logic.

  9. I thought I paused the CD I was listening to before I hit play on this, but I guess I missed the pause button and it was just between songs, so right as this video started, Bjork’s “Earth Intruders” started up. For one brief and stunning second, I thought Basil was bringing her into his campaign and I was going to ask him to color me impressed.

  10. I like how they added subtitles…because unintelligible.

  11. Finally, a politician vowing to “do his issues” and make me freer than I was yesterday. Unfortunately, watching his campaign video has made me dumber than I was a few minutes ago. Can’t win ‘em all.

  12. I am consistently amused by this campaign’s decision to have him ad-lib. Extemporaneous speaking is clearly this man’s greatest strength.

  13. Typical politician flip-flopper–going soft on traffic stop slavery now that he’s got the attention of the masses.

  14. I keep banging on about Basil Marceaux dot com being Tennessee’s real-life version of Brian Butterfield (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-QfTKoea5Y) and then I find out about this:

    http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/2465

    I wonder if Joe Mande can take liberties with the original text and insert a Basil Marceaux dot com figure that Peter Seranofowicz can portray. The feeling is totally unapproachable. Even more so, as I wouldn’t be able to witness this in action.

  15. Hey, watching this with my neighbor, huge vacant lot, and I want some vegetation over there! Come to Kentucky, Basil!

  16. His graphics team misspelled ‘vegetation.’

  17. … but is he actually retarded? Or are we being trolled? I have so much of a hard time believing this is earnest. I have no problems believing this is hilarious.

  18. A year (or two).

  19. I watched the transition from 1:19 – 1:20 in this clip 5 times in a row, and I think it’s safe to assume that DJ Douggpound is the creative force behind this campaign. Basil Marceaux Dot Com, Great Job!

  20. I hate to break this to everyone, but the election was yesterday, and thankfully he only got 0.5% of the vote. America isn’t quite dumb enough, yet.

  21. he’s like our very own alvin greene

  22. I’m still waiting for him to bust out his killer Elvis impersonation. That has to happen, right?

  23. According to his website this guy was a Force Recon Marine, that must have been hard for him. To say.

    But really, how much fun would the Vietnam war have been with this guy? A lot? I’d say a lot.

  24. I would still love to believe that this is not real, that this is not the United States of America.

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