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I knew she was stupid but to be held back that many years… wow.
For what it’s worth, in that picture she seems to be holding back herself.
Conversely, we all know this is what John Hamm looked like in high school, right?
Benji Meyer, your thoughts on this.
What a beautiful man.
It’s almost like he was hotter in high school, but we all know that isn’t true. We all know he came out of the womb with a jaw of steel.
I don’t think I’ve ever been more jealous of another human being than I am looking at that picture right now.
But it’s a strangely conflicting jealousy because you’re a dude and you want to do him, right? YOU CAN’T REFUTE THAT EITHER, BECAUSE EVERYONE WANTS TO DO HIM.
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Seriously though. How can this guy do everything right? He looks awesome, he is on an awesome show where he is awesome in it. He’s awesome funny (see Hamm and Buble sketch on Hulu). I’m waiting for some Jeffrey Jones shit to come out on him.
It’s not nearly as bad as mine:
Anyone else notice that kid’s name is Jr – not JR, not Junior, just Jr
Short for “Jair” (second row, not pictured)
She was born with the name Megan Fox? Well that just doesn’t seem….fair.
She looks totally normal and I have nothing snarky to say
Yeah, I agree. She looks totally adorable. That haircut and that choker!
The real mystery here is the oddly omitted photo of Jair Franco to the right of Ms Fraim…a distant relation of the looker that is James Franco?!!? I THINK SO (probably not)!
Also missing is Jonathan Filaysack, which: too bad because I just thought of like nine things based on his last name to taunt him with
“Jair is a perfectly normal name for a child.”
- Mrs. Franco
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jair
Also:
“Names from a culture other than mine are totally absurd!”
-facetaco
“My wife has a Finnish name and my son has an Italian name. And I still think that Jair is a silly name. Lighten up, ptsmith!”
-Facetaco
Should I be a jerk and point out what those cultures have in common that they don’t have in common with most people named Jair?
“also, my own name is facetaco”
-facetaco
Facetaco has a picture of lots of different types of white people in his wallet.*
*per our contemporary notions of whiteness, which have changed over time, obviously
I bet you say “Barthalona” and “Ibitha” too since you’re so much more worldly than anybody else. Oh wait! Those are white people countries, who cares.
My one and only problem with the name Jair is that it is, I am guessing, pronounced like “Jer.” That means it is impossible to say without feeling like George Costanza, a feeling I don’t wish on anyone.
It’s actually pronounced Jai-ear.
It makes me happy that I’m pretty sure I got at least one downvote for knowing how to pronounce a name. What makes me happier is I can earn some more amusing downvotes because of how I know the pronounciation:
Also, the name of a former MLS player who I cannot find a picture of.
“I stand corrected.”- Vampire Weekend
Now I’ll just wait for them to admit they are wrong about the serial (Oxford) comma.
Her picture reminds me of Lisa Van Tassle from seventh grade math. What a bitch.
Rose just out of shot.
Ugh, she started junior high in 1998? I AM OLD. Except I look younger than her because I still have my original face.
And I started junior high in 2002! I feel like such a Muppet baby on this site, commenting with all the big kids!
Do people that started high school in 2002 know what a Muppet Baby is?
JUNIOR high school. Sorry. Though original comment likely still qualifies.
Yeah, they read about Muppet Babies when they study the Aeneid.
Yeah, I was a senior in college then. So I assume you look younger than me, unless you pumped your face full of chemicals.
Ahhhhhh! Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!!!
Hey wow, she went to Junior High with her, no lie!
So so so good.
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Well done. Also, I loved Mark Evans in Magnolia.
if were going to talk about mark evans in magnolia can we all take a moment to aknowledge how awesome it was when he sang that bit from “Carmen” on the gameshow.
She’s Pretty. BEAT YA, STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s no competition. Steve just needs help every one in a while. Can you imagine how much work it is to shout that every time you see a pretty woman? I would end every day exhausted, and beat up.
Pretty sure he said it once into a tape recorder which he has been carrying around for years.
they all look dumb. as all middle schoolers should.
My parents keep my 8th grade class picture up on their fridge so they have something to laugh at, daily.
Her head is HUGE.
Hahaha, celebrity middle school yearbook pictures! They look younger and sometimes braces and glasses! Whew, they just keep getting more and more interesting.
geez, i feel bad for these other kids. i hope no one from MY seventh grade class grows up to star in 1.5 hit films.
My thoughts EXACTLY. It’s not bad enough to have confirmation that pretty people were even pretty by the horrible, pimply, gangly, sweaty standards of junior high… now I’m worried that someone on the same yearbook page as my terrible, flannel-shirted, girl-with-hesher-haired, braces-having, deeply embarrassing 8th-grade picture is already famous and those pictures are out there. Ugh.
I try so hard to bury pictures of my childhood junior high years, as i disturbingly resemble a cartoon character from “The Fairly OddParents”, but i deeply suspect my mother keeps a secret stash somewhere in the labrynth that is her room.
Stars: Their Embryos Were Just Like Us
Hi, my name is Jair Franco, but you can call me “boogers.”
Hi Boogers – what is a “Jair” anyway?
Jair is the name of the poor child two pictures to the right of lil’ Megan Fox. You can’t see his picture, but with a name like Jair, he must get the snot beaten out of him at school. Hence the nickname “boogers.” Joke explained!
The strangest thing about this to me is the fact that it’s 2010 and people still use livejournal. What’s up with THAT?!
Basically ONTD
She looks like a perfectly normal middle-schooler. (Except for her thumbs)
Does anybody else think that touching Megan Fox would feel like touching a basketball covered in human skin? Just me?