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In the run-up to season 2, I had thought things could get interesting when the now-famous cast were forced to confront that fame in some way. But, for better or for worse, the show has not even acknowledged it. Maybe everyone is a little more cocksure (if that’s even possible) and you definitely notice civilians standing in the background gawking and taking photos whenever the cast leaves the house. But there’s no conversation or realization about the crazy and unexpected transformation that has taken place in all of their lives (except maybe for Vinny and Angelina). Instead, everyone is struggling with the sudden and unexpected transformation of how their friendships have changed since the last time they lived together, and no offense to them and their human emotions, but who gives an F?! Sammi, Ronnie, NO ONE CARES. You guys should have a potato sack race into the ocean. It is a mark of how boring this season is that they squeezed a solid 10 minutes last night out of a pan of chicken falling on the ground. At one point, we finally moved on from the chicken mess in the kitchen, ONLY TO COME BACK TO IT AGAIN LATER. Enough with the chicken on the ground! Enough with everything on this season. The whole “T-shirt Time” speech seemed like a caricature of their former selves. Also, were the guys on this show always such gossip hens? Cluck cluck cluck, with those guys! I do like that JWOWW’s best friends are named J-420 and Joey Yanks, because those are the names of my best friends, too. Small world. And Gelato Shop is the new T-Shirt Shop. Write it down. But I think MTV has made a terrible mistake putting the second season in Miami. In addition to being boring, it’s contextually discombobulated. If I wanted to watch a show about jerks taking a vacation, I would have watched Spain: On The Road Again.
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YOU’RE MAN IS A FRIENDLY MENCH!
FUCK GRAMMAR!!!
I’m going with “Floatin’ Mufasa”
When we die we become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass, and so we are connected in the great Circle of Life.
Thank you for thinking of me, Capu Flapu.
That is, quite OBVIOUSLY I believe, exactly WSS.
TWTAS
(That’s What They All Say. Or conversely, That’s What All of Them Say)
M*****…
midget?
It could be midget, because that name is so offensive that is has to be censored. That term is so belittleling (a-zing!).
Or else it could be mirkin, altough I doubt they would know what it means. It would be way funnier, though.
To be fair Snooki is what some might call vertically challenged so it might offend her yeah
It’s gotta be moulignon.
Or the diminutive version, moulie. For you non-Guidos, that’s a very bad word.
Am I being downvoted for knowing my own kind or for not being fanciful enough? Oh sorry, it must be “Flowery Misanthrope!”
Rich FourFour and the google agree with you!
Yesss!
I concur. It’s probably bad enough for Mtv to censor it due to the racial connotation.
But then again, I didn’t see the episode, nor do I know what the boyfriend looks like or how racist the cast is, but it’s the only ‘M’ word I thought of when I saw that.
Snookie’s an arancia.
Ha! Indeed she is. My dad also would call her a word that starts with “p.” I’ll let you fill in the rest because feminism.
Your man is a Feisty Mongol
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! (literally)
Flaming Mormon
I wish JWOWW (all caps? really?) had specified whether she was talking about J-420 Cunningham or J-420 Chang because that would help me determine the credibility of her source.
I mean, everyone knows that J-420 Chang is a fucking liar.
J-420 Chang of the Newport Changs?
Flogging Molly? Perhaps Irish-American Celtic punk bands are frowned upon in Jersey.
I should hope not, Flogging Molly are exceptional.
Jersey Shore . . . DO NOT WANT
Fucking Maggot?
Maybe he just likes Slipknot, y’all…
Booo…
Or maybe they were playing NIGHTMARE!
Where’s my son!
Oh wait – that dude only kinda looks like Will Forte.
Everybody has jersey fever!
Catch it!
How can Keanu be blue when he is so very, very orange?
They are complementary colors.
Jersey fever sounds more like some nasty VD, that’s probably why Keanu is wearing the helmet. Better safe than sorry, kids!
Friggin Mouseterpiece!
Also: MINGER? British for “ugly”. (No lorry jokes plz.)
Joey Yanks? I heard Johnny Angst, way cooler name.
I heard Joey Eggs. We’re probably all right.
Yup, Joey Yanks.
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And I have two friends in common with him on Facebook lolol
Whoops, I can’t use Videogum
Chicken on the ground, chicken on the ground, looking like a fool with your chicken on the ground!
I’ll show myself out now…
“She called your man a fuckin’ mook!”
“What’s a mook?”
*PUNCH*
No Scorsese fans?
Celebrity Rehab 2012: Jersey Shore Edition
Moolie. It’s Calabrian for nigger, basically.
I thought it was Calabrian for “lorry”?
She called your man a fuckin magnet! How does he work?
She called your man a FRENCH MIME! That is a bad insult!