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Hey, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jonathan Lipnicki called, he wants being Jonathan Lipnicki back.
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'Sup, pogs!
Let's all go to the movies, and let's all see the same movie, and let's discuss it here.
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After watching Death Sentence, a terrible movie starring Kevin Bacon as a father in search of vigilante justice directed by Saw's James Wan, Gabe embarked on The Hunt For The Worst Movie of All Time. This is his sad journey.
Is his name only Jake? not Jacob? That’s the worst thing.
I can’t imagine anyone wanting being Jonathan Lipnicki back.
When I was an elementary school-aged girl, I would’ve nicknamed him “Bedhead Boy” and written notes to my friends about how I really like him but he doesn’t even know I exist. I have really weird taste in men.
Did you know that Jake Gyllenhaal’s bedhead weighs 8 pounds?
Guided by Vodka thinks that is GEEKY and CUTE and LOL.
(That website bothers me for some reason.)
Tru
Blud.
Guided by Vodka thinks Jake Gyllenhaal’s Yearbook Photo is GEEKY & CUTE about 6 minutes ago
I wish I knew how to quit laughing
Wow you really never can tell how good looking a kid will be when he grows up. The opposite of this is the kid from The Toy. Talk about yikestown as an adult.
I googled that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFzBwMK7mmE
Under Maggie’s photo it said “Not Pictured.”
But they printed a retraction in the Spring supplement.
Just gives hope to all of us that were funny-looking as children. I might be as hot as Jake Gyllenhaal! Except…I’m not.
Relatedly, J-Lips ain’t looking too bad lately either:
Wow. He’s….. pretty?
When I grow up, I want to be the Prince of Persia!
Robert Pattinson used to look like Jamie from Small Wonder.
This seems like as good a time as any to post this.
In his defense:
I’d really like to make a joke here, but I really have no room to talk:
You had a giant moustache in high school? I would have taken that any day over the creepy little whispy ones dudes *tried* to grow in my day. Ew.
I think he has more of a Minkus from Boy Meets World vibe.
DANG! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT!!!!
Khalia Locke is now famous.
Also Sands of Time joke insert here, didn’t watch it so if you have please make a joke about this yearbook photo and Sands of Time. I would think that it writes itself.